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Dear Bacon

07 Apr

20131208-213049.jpgDear Bacon, Do you recognize this look my friend?  You know the doorbell rings but you are running around in your birthday suit.  You answer it from the corner wondering, “Who would come over without calling first” kind of look in your face.  You are secretly wishing it’s a girls scout selling cookies but oh no – it’s only someone selling something.  You give them this eat crap and die look before shutting the door.  No offense solicitors but unless you have thin mints, go to the neighbors house.  Signed Don’t Bother

Dear Don’t Bother,  YES I recognize that look.  Once all of the humans have settled into the Hotel Thompson, it’s a no bother zone unless you phone first – especially after dark. Shivers – I’ve seen too many shows on the Investigative Discovery channel.  No way am I opening the door.  And you are right… unless they have thin mints.  They could be someone from a horror show but if they are selling thin mints, I’m grabbing the boxes


20131208-213126.jpgDear Bacon,  You know sometimes I really hate my siblings.  They tell me that I chase butterflies too often grinning like the Cheshire cat and singing Disney songs. What’s it to them?  Who’s a happy gator – this guy!  Can’t we all just be happy and get along?  Signed Chomp

Dear Chomp,  I’m with you my bud.  I’m singing Hakuna Matata right now in my head.  It’s such a happy song all about no worries for the rest of your lives.  If you don’t know it, I highly recommend you looking it up and playing it.  It’s great and perky – just a song for chasing butterflies.  Be yourself and don’t let your siblings bully you into something you’re not!


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 Dear Bacon, I’ve called this meeting here today to talk to you about your little brother Houdini.  You know us dogs have skills.  We can be your allies or we can be your enemies.  You don’t want us to be your enemies.  I’m just saying.  This face may look all cute and everything but my inner dog is 500 pounds just like Houdini’s.  You might want to rethink your relationship with the little guy.  We can come in handy for a lot of things.  Signed Fluffy

Dear Fluffy,  Oh my friend, there is no doubt about the skills of you pooches.  Houdini is my little buddy.  Sometimes I even let him sleep with me in my bed at night.  He’s a great guy and helps me out with the purr things here all of the time.  Especially that Hemi who uses my butt like a slapping post.  No worries – I know ya’ll rule!


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 Dear Bacon, Score for the little dog!  I’ve been watching the humans and where they get my food.  Oh barks!  One day when they weren’t looking, I was able to get into the bag of heaven and SCORE!  Oh dude – I was in puppy heaven for a while until the master caught me.  But by that time, I had eaten half of the bag.  I was so fat I couldn’t walk.  I was rolling around with a silly happy grin on my face.  You ever done this before?  Signed Rolly Polly

 Dear Rolly Polly,  Snorts!  I ❤ this my friend.  I’ve never gotten into the bag before.  But once when I was Nana’s, I ate so much that I couldn’t even squeak I was so pudgy.  I was uncomfortable for a while but like you – it was so worth it!


 

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Dear Bacon,  I hate it when the humans make me dress up.  We had to go to a wedding this past weekend and they insisted on me wearing a tux.  Really?  I’m a dog.  Rolls doggy eyes.  Tell me they don’t make you dress in this ridiculous outfit.  Signed Mister Doggy in the Wedding

Dear Mister Doggy in the Wedding – I have to admit pal that you make that tux look good.  Really you do.  Sometimes we have to do things that we really don’t want to do but need to do.  That was probably one of those situations.  I don’t particular have to dress up… yet.  But can you believe Houdini here has a tux. 🙂  It happens to the best of us.  Wear it with pride!


Remember my friends – we can’t have Dear Bacon without your letters and pictures.  Please keep sending them to me – snorts and thanks!

 
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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    04/07/2015 at 1:52 am

    O…M…D!! You have clearly been holding back on the EXTRA good letters Bacon! BOL!! That little guy in the food bag…dog-oh-dog, is he gonna have a kibble hangover in the morning!
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 9:07 am

      Snorts! These were great letters my friend. Sometimes it’s so hard not to talk about them during the week. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Molly The Wally

    04/07/2015 at 4:51 am

    Snorts at Rolly Polly and the tux. Nice one as always Bacon. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 9:10 am

      Thanks Molly. You have a great day as well 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Cupcake

    04/07/2015 at 5:10 am

    Chomp isn’t the only one covered in butterflies. That happened to me yesterday! I even blogged about it! And just for the record, I love a doggie in a tux….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 9:11 am

      That is so totally cool. Mom said she might find me one – joybells. Snorts. Off to visit your bloggy for your butterflies my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. easyweimaraner

    04/07/2015 at 6:52 am

    aaah that gator looks much happier than the guy who has to sit on boring polo shirt for his whole life :o)

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 9:13 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You are too funny brother – so very true! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Fozziemum

    04/07/2015 at 8:03 am

    Hahaha poor Gator..misunderstood dreamboat is all 🙂 great advice ! and we saw Cupcakes butterfly bloggie..too cute 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 9:13 am

      We just did too! Love the butterfly chasing Cupcake – so fun! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Fozziemum

        04/07/2015 at 9:17 am

        Hilarious 🙂 bless …xxx loves Fozziemum xxx

         
  6. Midwestern Plant Girl

    04/07/2015 at 12:58 pm

    So… Who let the little dog out of the bag? !? Haha! Snort. Oops!

     
    • PigLove

      04/07/2015 at 1:55 pm

      Snorts! So funny. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. gentlestitches

    04/08/2015 at 3:09 am

    I know the top one. Especially on holidays at Barwon heads. You and the guests from Hotel Thompson would be most welcome though. ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/08/2015 at 9:36 am

      aaww thanks Auntie Sharon. Dad reminded mommy last night with the costs of the renovation, her and dad could have went on visits to Australia. She did the funniest thing when he said that. She stuck her tongue at him – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       

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