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Dear Bacon –  It is that time of the year to celebrate graduations.  Here I am with my pup who just graduated from the top of his training class.  I told him we would go out for Mexican and a little Samuel Adams for the pop if you know what I mean.  These classes don’t come cheap.  But only the best for my son.  I told little Bubba that we would take a selfie to remember this moment forever.  They are only young once and grow so fast.  If I close my eyes, he might be driving next week!  Signed Big Bubba.

Dear BB – Now that is so awesome my friend.  What a way to celebrate the moment at paw.  And you are right.  The little tykes grow up so fast.  At first I had a little rolling stone and now he travels so much I have no clue where he is this week – snorts with piggy laughter.  Enjoy the little minutes friend!


Dear Bacon – There I was minding my own business playing in the hood.  The master called me and I came willing.  That’s when he started spelling words.  Really?  We can spell you know.  Then I heard the letters to that God forsaken place – gulps – the V.E.T.  I was like, “Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” Yep, I call my human by his first name when he says that three lettered bad word.  As if anyone wants to go and get felt up by the V.E.T.  Do your humans do this?  Signed Arnold

Dear Arnold – The man has some nerve.  Humans forget we are smart anipals for sure.  Of course we can spell! We can do all kinds of things the humans don’t know about it when they are not looking.  Of course, that’s a post for another day – snorts!  I think you should ignore the human.  Who really *needs* to go get felt up?… well maybe if there is a cute poodle involved and that is a strong maybe!


Dear Bacon – Do you ever wonder why the earth move sometimes?  No not like around orbit or anything.  I mean like you are in the house and you hear a huge bang or a rumble on the streets.  It’s not what you think.  You may *think* that it’s maybe a thunder storm or a big truck.  Nope it’s not.  It’s us Super Squirrels letting pooches know who really is in charge – us.  This is a picture of me fixing to rock a dog’s world.  Just imagine what the dog looked like when he saw me in mid-strike.  HA!  Signed Super Squirrel

Dear Super Squirrel – OMP!  It all makes sense now.  This is why Australia doesn’t have squirrels.  Possibly – and I stress possibly – all the continents were united and you Super Squirrels took force like the Marvel comics and broke everything apart.  Tell me my friend, am I on the right track?  Try to keep your strikes down okay.  We don’t need anymore continental drifts – snorts.


 

Dear Bacon – I don’t get it.  I’m not amused.  First up my human goes into hysterics when he looks at me and calls me Scooby.  He is always offering me Scooby snacks and asking me if I’m ready for a mystery.  The line was drawn when he got me this new collar.  I think my human has went over the fine line of sanity.  I really do.  Can you help my human out?  His name is Shaggy and he is even talking about taking me to something called DragonCon this year.  What the heck is that?  Barks – Scoob

Dear Scoob – Oh dude, your owner is just having a lot of fun for sure.  I can see Scooby Doo in you.  Scooby Doo is like a happening pooch that is great at solving mysteries and he even belongs to a gang.  Of course the gang is called Mystery Inc.  It’s not a bad thing at all my friend.  And this DragonCon thing is a huge convention where you can meet so many new friends.  Heck, you might even meet someone that looks like you.  What a blast it would be.  Maybe Houdini can come dressed as Scrappy?  Look Scrappy up – it would be a blast!


Dear Bacon – Do you ever feel like you are being made the butt of all your staff’s jokes?  My staff put these glasses on me and have not stopped laughing since.  Heck, the mommy almost made water down her leg from laughing so hard.  Who says that us anipals are the ‘kids’ these days.  Really!  Signed Googly

Dear Googly – Shaking my head.  I understand completely.  My humans are two of the biggest kids ever here in the south.  I don’t trust them to leave the house by themselves.  Trouble doesn’t find them.  They find trouble.  It’s so embarrassing.  You just keep your eye on the situation my friend.

 

 
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Posted by on May 23, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie

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Go ahead, I know you sung those words in your head. Admit it. I’m okay with it. I won’t tell anyone whatsoever – snort.

Mom is *always* telling me that I have the cutest little derriere. I have to kind of agree to that. Although personally, I do believe my tail is slighly off centered… just a bit. Not that I spend too many long hours in my bedroom looking at my captains quarters in the mirror. I mean that would be weird, right? PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).

Now you want to see my behinney, don’t you. To see what I’m talking about.

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Look at the picture and see what you think of my captains quarters.

My tail is slightly to the right a bit before it curves down. Do you see it? I mean as far as tails go, that is a striking tail. Very long, nice little white fur at the end that is braidable – not that I would know anything about that.

And trust me, when I’m happy I can make that tail go! It swings so fast back and forth, that mom tells me I’m going to take off flying. See, it’s true – pigs with enough thrust can fly!

Thoughts on my back side? Please share – this oinker needs a pick me up on his body image.

 
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Posted by on May 21, 2017 in Bacon

 

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Texts from Bacon

Oh friends, here’s another Texts from Bacon that you can’t miss out on.  The things that are communicated here at the Hotel Thompson never stop.  It’s like living in a circus sometimes!  Hope you enjoy.  My texts are in blue and mom’s are in white.  Have a great weekend – I can almost see the light from here on the couch!

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2017 in Bacon

 

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Paw Time with Houdini


 Barks!  Hello sweet friends.  Hope you have had a fantastic week.  We all know my mom the shopper – barks with puppy laughter.  Well today I am wearing one of her finds.  She is always looking for new clothes for me.  Cause you know a pup can *never* have too many shirts.  Well, mom was shopping and found this shirt for me.  This is a shirt from the Cesar Millan line.  You know Cesar Millan – the dog behaviorist.  This shirt is made really well and double stitched.  I’m not sure what that means but mom got pretty excited over it and so did daddy.  Then again, my humans are weird.  On the bottom of the shirt (you can’t see it in the picture cause I’m sitting on it), it says Cesar Millan.  Mom has priced these shirts before and they are a little costly.  Well, she got this shirt on what she calls clearance for a sweet $5.00 – awesome huh?

Well my friends, hope you have a fantastic weekend.  Now I leave you with a throwback with Jokes with Daddy.  Hope you enjoy it!

 

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Adventures with Mom/Dad

Let me just start this by saying – snorts with piggy laughter.  You *never* know what I will find on mom’s i-Phone when she is not looking.  Sometimes it’s things that even I can’t believe that my humans do in public in front of other people.  I just don’t get it – shaking my piggy head and oinking.

Last night mom came home from work and went to bed kind of early.  She just wasn’t ‘feeling it’ she said.  What it was I don’t know but from the way she was looking I don’t want to feel it either.  Do you know what ‘it’ is?  Do share.

So while mom went to bed, she left her cell on the sofa.  I crawled up beside daddy and checked it out.  That’s when I found this video that mom/dad took over the weekend while shopping.  Oh dear – please don’t lock my humans up for their strangeness.  Let me know your thoughts my friends.  Is it time to buy those fancy white jackets that tie in the back for both of them yet?

 
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Posted by on May 18, 2017 in Adventures with Mom/Dad, Bacon

 

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Travels in the South

 Welcome back my friends to another edition of Travels in the South.   Last week, I gave you some appetizers from a restaurant that mom/dad visited a couple of towns over from us.  You can read about that here.  Today I wanted to share the main course with him.  Now after eating all of those wonderful appetizers, mom did the right thing.  She went for a salad.  Mom said their salads were awesome with all kinds of the goodies that she likes in them like cucumbers, tomatoes, onion, mixed greens and croutons.  Doesn’t it look fantastic?

But dad, dad went straight up southern on all of us.  He got what the restaurant has on their menu as Glynn Street Burger.  Why is it called that?  Well the restaurant is on Glynn Street of course – snorts with piggy laughter.  Makes sense huh?  But what is in a Glynn Street Burger is the question.  Let me introduce you.

The Glynn Street Burger is an 8 ounce hamburger patty topped with a fried green tomato, pimento cheese and -gulps- bacon.  If you need to click on the picture to make it bigger to get a better look at this magnificent burger, please do.  You will want to see all of this goodness.  Dad says it’s one of those burgers that is wet and delicious.  You will need plenty of napkins… or as mom says a hose to hose you down before you get back in the car.  This burger is messy but so worth the fight in getting it into your tummy.  If you never had a burger with pimento cheese and a fried green tomato – don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.  Dad went straight up southern with this meal.   But as in the famous words of our favorite television detective, “One more thing.”  See those tater tots in the plate.  They are sweet potato tater tots.  Mom doesn’t care that much for tater tots but on this date couldn’t stay out of dad’s plate.  They were that delicious!

 

But wait a minute, mom has one more picture to share with you.  These are the outside doors of the bathrooms – too cute huh??!!

 

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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon – Please make my humans stop.  It rains a lot where we live.  They insisted on getting me this raincoat.  I see nothing funny.  Yet, my humans laugh their butts off every time they put it on me.  I don’t get it.  Signed Sluggo

Dear Sluggo – Shaking my head.  Pal, I have to say that raincoat says it all, especially with knowing your name now.  You humans have a wicked sense of humor indeed.  I wouldn’t be upset with them.  Go with it and have a blast in your raincoat.  Now, if they start laying down some salt where you walk, that’s where I would draw the line.  Snorts with piggy laughter – yeah – draw the line.


Dear Bacon – I went on Pet Harmony and signed up for some adventure in my life.  I don’t think this is what I had in mind for adventure.  I was thinking a little cat calling at night, maybe some fence walking, trash can tipping and singing to the Cat Gods.  I don’t think for some reason my user name helped me out with what I wanted.  Where did I go wrong?  Signed Chick Magnet

Dear Chick Magnet – Oh friend.  I think you might want to rethink that user name.  I think some of your fellow anipals to it too literally.  But then again, you can’t claim false advertising.  You are a chick magnet.  Who knew you could get that many chicks on top of you.


Dear Bacon – Sometimes you are born this way.  There could be a million reasons to make the perfect illusion but that would start a bad romance.  Til it happens to you, don’t hate the paparazzi.  They could make you speechless.  So keep that poker face my friend.  Signed Lady Kitty Kitty

Dear Lady Kitty Kitty – You do remind me of someone.  I just can’t put my hoof on it.  Maybe I’ll just dance and think on it for a while.  I love your look my friend.  It’s you and everyone is an individual.  Wear it with pride always!


Dear Bacon – I’m not sure why my humans woke up from bed, saw me, screamed and passed out.  I don’t get it at all.  They were watching television and fell asleep on the sofa.  I got bored so I crawled up on the ledge of the television stand and took a quick siesta myself.  I woke up and stretched I guess about the same time they did.  For humans, let me tell you, they can scream loud!  Signed The Ringer

Dear The Ringer – Dear Lord have mercy.  I think I would have lost my crap as well kitty.  Don’t you scare people or anipals like that again.  Do you not watch television at all?!  I gotta go now.  I think I tinkled myself.


Dear Bacon – Just wanted to give you a heads up on some sound relationship advice. Sometimes all it takes is one accessory to catch the ladies.  I find that the perfect hat can start a wonderful relationship.  You should try it sometimes my friend.  Signed Cowboy Up

Dear Cowboy Up – Oh my!  This sounds ideal for sure.  I think I will go shopping for some accessories.  How could a little piglet in a hat go wrong?  Thanks for the great relationship help my friend!

 


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send your letters/pictures to me via email ❤

 
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Posted by on May 16, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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