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Oh my dogs – the first sighting of a snake here at the Hotel Thompson. Don’t worry mom. I know how you feel about snakes. I so got you covered here. This little rascal is not going to bite those cute ankles of yours. Which brings me to something that daddy told mommy one time. You know daddy tells me stories of his and mom’s dating life when mom is at work. One time daddy said he gave mommy a romantical card and he wrote on it,
“You look as good to me as a bare ankle to a rattlesnake”.
Can you say that got mom hooked to daddy right there and then – Barks with puppy laughter.
Now I leave you with Jokes with Daddy – enjoy my friends and have a great weekend.
Welcome my friends to SPOTLIGHT THURSDAY. This is the time that I will introduce you to one of my fellow anipals so you can get to know them better. Some of them, you may already know. We hope that you enjoy this series!
Age: 1 year and 8 months
Web/Blog Page: LifeofBenji
What were your first thoughts when you met your new parents? I’ve made it! I got my own bed, a nice home, lots of food, a big furry sister whom I adore, and lots of love.
What was the defining moment when you knew you were in your forever home? I’ve got a big sister with a furry tail to play with all day long!
What has been your biggest “Oh no, now I’ve done it” moment so far in your home? Hmmmm, I guess that would have to be my “oops” moment a couple of weeks ago. I swallowed a crossbreed that turned out to be inedible. You can read all about it on my blog, see https://lifeofbenji.com/2017/04/03/oops/ M was not mad but she was very concerned about me. And I have to say, I didn’t feel so good either.
Who do you have wrapped around your paws more – mom or dad – and why? That would be M as she gives me more treats. Plus, if I do anything wrong she thinks that she did something wrong. And a negative times a negative is a positive says M. I won’t argue with that. More treats are always helpful too. Did I mention that I like treats? Lots of them and all kinds! I will do practically anything if you give me some!
What’s the biggest misconception that humans think about you? I would like to bring up a misconception about canines in general. Humans often think that we should be punished for something we did wrong. But it is positive reinforcement and redirection what works best for us. What is positive reinforcement? Lots of treats of course! Luckily, a lot of doggie schools are now focusing on positive reinforcement and redirection instead on punishment.
Hope you enjoyed meeting my friend – check back next week for another Spotlight edition!
There are some things in life that you can never get too much of – like back rubs and cheese. Really think about it. Don’t those two things make you smile and feel good? Me too! Well recently mom and dad took nana out to lunch. Mom saw this on the restaurant menu and they all just *had* to try this wonderment. What is it you ask?
“Wisconsin cheese bites. Hand-battered and lightly fried to order. Served with a side of homemade marinara sauce“
Of course it’s going to be friend. We are in the south where we fry everything. But fried cheese bites. I’m licking my piggy lips now. See the gooey cheese on the picture coming out of the lightly battered bite? The cheese was wonderful and hot and so stringy! I’m not sure who enjoyed these more – mom, dad or Nana!
So the next time you see fried cheese on an appetizer list, try it. You might just fall in love too!
Dear Bacon – It is that time of the year to celebrate graduations. Here I am with my pup who just graduated from the top of his training class. I told him we would go out for Mexican and a little Samuel Adams for the pop if you know what I mean. These classes don’t come cheap. But only the best for my son. I told little Bubba that we would take a selfie to remember this moment forever. They are only young once and grow so fast. If I close my eyes, he might be driving next week! Signed Big Bubba.
Dear BB – Now that is so awesome my friend. What a way to celebrate the moment at paw. And you are right. The little tykes grow up so fast. At first I had a little rolling stone and now he travels so much I have no clue where he is this week – snorts with piggy laughter. Enjoy the little minutes friend!
Dear Bacon – There I was minding my own business playing in the hood. The master called me and I came willing. That’s when he started spelling words. Really? We can spell you know. Then I heard the letters to that God forsaken place – gulps – the V.E.T. I was like, “Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” Yep, I call my human by his first name when he says that three lettered bad word. As if anyone wants to go and get felt up by the V.E.T. Do your humans do this? Signed Arnold
Dear Arnold – The man has some nerve. Humans forget we are smart anipals for sure. Of course we can spell! We can do all kinds of things the humans don’t know about it when they are not looking. Of course, that’s a post for another day – snorts! I think you should ignore the human. Who really *needs* to go get felt up?… well maybe if there is a cute poodle involved and that is a strong maybe!
Dear Bacon – Do you ever wonder why the earth move sometimes? No not like around orbit or anything. I mean like you are in the house and you hear a huge bang or a rumble on the streets. It’s not what you think. You may *think* that it’s maybe a thunder storm or a big truck. Nope it’s not. It’s us Super Squirrels letting pooches know who really is in charge – us. This is a picture of me fixing to rock a dog’s world. Just imagine what the dog looked like when he saw me in mid-strike. HA! Signed Super Squirrel
Dear Super Squirrel – OMP! It all makes sense now. This is why Australia doesn’t have squirrels. Possibly – and I stress possibly – all the continents were united and you Super Squirrels took force like the Marvel comics and broke everything apart. Tell me my friend, am I on the right track? Try to keep your strikes down okay. We don’t need anymore continental drifts – snorts.
Dear Bacon – I don’t get it. I’m not amused. First up my human goes into hysterics when he looks at me and calls me Scooby. He is always offering me Scooby snacks and asking me if I’m ready for a mystery. The line was drawn when he got me this new collar. I think my human has went over the fine line of sanity. I really do. Can you help my human out? His name is Shaggy and he is even talking about taking me to something called DragonCon this year. What the heck is that? Barks – Scoob
Dear Scoob – Oh dude, your owner is just having a lot of fun for sure. I can see Scooby Doo in you. Scooby Doo is like a happening pooch that is great at solving mysteries and he even belongs to a gang. Of course the gang is called Mystery Inc. It’s not a bad thing at all my friend. And this DragonCon thing is a huge convention where you can meet so many new friends. Heck, you might even meet someone that looks like you. What a blast it would be. Maybe Houdini can come dressed as Scrappy? Look Scrappy up – it would be a blast!
Dear Bacon – Do you ever feel like you are being made the butt of all your staff’s jokes? My staff put these glasses on me and have not stopped laughing since. Heck, the mommy almost made water down her leg from laughing so hard. Who says that us anipals are the ‘kids’ these days. Really! Signed Googly
Dear Googly – Shaking my head. I understand completely. My humans are two of the biggest kids ever here in the south. I don’t trust them to leave the house by themselves. Trouble doesn’t find them. They find trouble. It’s so embarrassing. You just keep your eye on the situation my friend.
Go ahead, I know you sung those words in your head. Admit it. I’m okay with it. I won’t tell anyone whatsoever – snort.
Mom is *always* telling me that I have the cutest little derriere. I have to kind of agree to that. Although personally, I do believe my tail is slighly off centered… just a bit. Not that I spend too many long hours in my bedroom looking at my captains quarters in the mirror. I mean that would be weird, right? PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).
Now you want to see my behinney, don’t you. To see what I’m talking about.
Look at the picture and see what you think of my captains quarters.
My tail is slightly to the right a bit before it curves down. Do you see it? I mean as far as tails go, that is a striking tail. Very long, nice little white fur at the end that is braidable – not that I would know anything about that.
And trust me, when I’m happy I can make that tail go! It swings so fast back and forth, that mom tells me I’m going to take off flying. See, it’s true – pigs with enough thrust can fly!
Thoughts on my back side? Please share – this oinker needs a pick me up on his body image.