Welcome my friends to October 1, 2018 – we all know what that means. It’s time for Bacon’s Spooktoberfest! A month full of things that go bump in the middle of the night. The strange noises that vibrate through the house. The kind of eerie creepiness that settles in that you just want to run to your room and hide under your bed… Shivers. I almost scared myself. So friends stay tuned to my blog for excitement. This year, we are doing things a little different. We are writing a continuous story for 31 days of Bacon’s Spooktoberfest. So if you miss a day, you can catch up. Have a fun and scary month sweet friends.
And don’t worry, you can always hold my hoof.
Barks! Us all alone in the house. I’m so excited my tail won’t stop wagging. After the ‘family meeting’, we all ran to Bacon’s room for our own little anipal meeting. We can’t let the humans know how excited we are. We will rock this house, stay up as long as we want, eat what we want and watch anything we want on television. OMD – it will be a blast. I call Animal Planet.
Meow – I just want to be left alone on the big bed. I may need help setting my number on the Select Comfort to a happy 60 – that number is purfect for my spine. Houdini – there is enough televisions in this house that we all can watch what we want. I gotta see me some Jackson Galaxy. That man thinks he is the cat whisperer. He is so wrong. Man will never rules us cats – ever. Meows.
Oinks – We gotta set a plan in motion guys. When nana visits, we gotta make sure she leaves all of our goodies out and makes popcorn. I call the television in the living room. I just love stretching out on the chaise. That thing was made for my curvy body. And the ottoman next to it holds my laptop. OMP – I can spend hours on the computer and there’s no one to tell me to get off. I may have died and gone to heaven. But guys, we can’t be too happy in front of mom/dad. You know we gotta make sure they think we will be miserable and miss them – as if – snorts with piggy laughter. And don’t worry, I have dad’s credit card number. We can order pizza and have it delivered. That kid on Home Alone will have nothing on us!
So since mom/dad deserted went to Chicago, Illinois last week, us anipals got to go to Nana’s for a somewhat vacation of our own. This is me telling Nana’s dog Dingo all about the treatment we got. Dingo completely understood. But I’m a creative genius cause you know I made the best out of the situation. I would like to tell you how but sometimes thinks that happen at Nana’s must be kept at Nana’s. It’s the Nana Code. You can spill how much more spoiled Nana makes you. Seriously. I’m sure you understand. But mom/dad have come home now – thank goodness. And it looks like mom/dad had a great time. So for now, I leave you with Jokes with Daddy. Enjoy my friends!
Today is a wonderful and glorious day – Mother’s Day. I appreciate my birth mother, Bertha, and I love her very much. If it wasn’t for her and my dad Champ, I wouldn’t be here, right? Snorts. So I’m very thankful for my mother – Happy Mother’s Day mommy Bertha.
I’m also very thankful for my adopted mother. Mommy Bertha gave me life but my adopted mom gave me a home full of love.
I’m also very thankful for my nana. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have my adopted mommy. See how these things work?
I am so excited to share this date with you my friends and wish you all a wonderful Mother’s Day filled with love and snuggable hugs.
Trivia Knowledge – did you know that the first Mother’s Day was May 10, 1908 in Philadelphia. That’s good trivia knowledge that I learned from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel.
Do a little dance – get down tonight. Shake it to the left…. shake it to the right… shake it to the side that’s all the best! Today is a most important day. What is it you ask?
It’s Nana’s birthday!! ❤
This little piggy will be seeing her later in the day to give her plenty of hogs and snout kisses… and of course I’ll help her blow her candles out too. So my friends – here’s wishing Nana the happiest birthday of them all!
There you go. That elf needs to be stopped NOW… like yesterday. He is evil pure and simple. I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed. I stretched my hooves, yawned and tooted. What? You don’t do that in the mornings? I then rolled over to look at my picture of Miss Piggy on my night stand and got the shock of my little piggy life. My Miss Piggy picture was gone and in it’s place was this hideous, nightmarish joke from Don Juan. I squealed so loudly that I think Nana heard me all the way up the street. The nerve of this so called elf for Santa. I’m writing the head elf of the Union. This can’t go on anymore. Shivers and looks in every corner of my bedroom.
Today is a wonderful and glorious day – Mother’s Day. I appreciate my birth mother, Bertha, and I love her very much. If it wasn’t for her and my dad Champ, I wouldn’t be here, right? Snorts. So I’m very thankful for my mother – Happy Mother’s Day mommy Bertha.
I’m also very thankful for my adopted mother. Mommy Bertha gave me life but my adopted mom gave me a home full of love.
I’m also very thankful for my Nana. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have my adopted mommy. See how these things work?
I am so excited to share this date with you my friends and wish you all a wonderful Mother’s Day filled with love and snuggable hugs.
Trivia Knowledge – did you know that the first Mother’s Day was May 10, 1908 in Philadelphia. That’s good trivia knowledge that I learned from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel.
So from me, Hemi, Houdini, the ‘rock’ clan and Journalist Rocky the Squirrel –
Do you want to see what love likes my friends? Look closely at this picture of me with Nana. That tells and shows you everything about love. I love my Nana and she loves me. And what happens at Nana’s, stays at Nana’s. There is no wrong or getting into trouble at Nana’s. Shakes my head – nope no way. Nana is my heart. This was as close as I could get to her to ‘hug’ her and show her my love. This picture was taken earlier in the week when I got to go spend some time with Nana.
I even got to spend the night with Nana which is so much fun. Can you tell I love her?
This past weekend, mom/dad had to go out of town. You know what that means, right? I got to go and spend the night with Nana – barks with puppy excitement. And we *all* know what that means.
What happens at Nana’s, stays at Nana’s!
You do know what I’m talking about, right? Nana loves me and I love nana. And you know what else is at Nana’s… besides yummy food? My cousins – Dingo and Tinkerbell. Now Tinkerbell is small like me and older. She doesn’t like to play much. Pretty much – her basic fun thing to do during the day is sleep. But she’s a girl and you know some girls have cooties like that. Then there’s my playmate Dingo. He’s younger than me and we have a ball together. We play, we run, we eat and then we sleep.
Usually when I come home from Nana’s, I’m totally exhausted. This time was no different. I barely made it in the Hotel Thompson, said hey to Bacon and Hemi and passed out on the sofa for a nap. It happens every time. There’s just so much to do at Nana’s.
Do you get to spend the night with your friends? Tell me all about it – Houdini ❤
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.