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Dear Bacon – Humans *think* they can get us. I’ve got a few tricks up my fur. I’ve created the Slam-o-helmet. It protects my little noggin so I don’t get hurt. Cause you know, I gotta have my cheese. Clever, huh? Signed Smarty Mouse
Dear Smarty Mouse – That is very clever! I am very proud of you little fellow. Still, be careful because you know what happens with only ONE wrong move. It could be a major ouchie!
Dear Bacon – You’re not the only animal with his own room. I have my own room too. In fact, I have a big boy bed and not just some toddler bed. What do you think? Signed Billy The King of the Pillow
Dear Billy The King of the Pillow – I am impressed my goat friend. Those colors are very becoming with the color of your fur. See, we are totally blessed to have our own space inside of the house. I’m not hatin – I think it’s fantastic my friend!
Dear Bacon – We were walking down the street and we saw each other. We were both like “BRO”. You know we had to show a little man love. What? You never seen two crocs hugging? It’s the happening thing right now. Signed Dos Crocs
Dear Dos Crocs – I think it’s great. I’ve seen women walking down the street clutching croc purses but never two crocs hugging. I’m sure it freaked a few people out but hey maybe they just needed a hug or two as well. Love the friendship!
Dear Bacon – You know being a purr thing is hard. We run around the house, we protect the humans from crawley things, we get into everything imaginable and look out the window all day. It’s a hard life. By the end of the day, there’s nothing much else to do but pass out on a comfortable spot. But that’s okay, we trust our humans so we can stretch out without fear. Signed – Sleeping Kitties
Dear Sleeping Kitties – I understand perfectly about taking care of your kingdom. I do the same. And I agree. It’s hard work. I also have a tendency to stretch and pass out on the couch with mom after a long strenuous day. I trust her as well when I go belly up and snore. You look really comfortable my friends. Continue on!
Dear Bacon – My name is Tiny and I’m in charge. I have a partner in crime named Sasquatch. Together, we can not lose. We run around the neighborhood… okay Sasquatch runs and I ride. We are invincible. He is my friend and my protector. We have a wonderful friendship. Don’t you agree? Signed Tiny and Sasquatch
Dear Tiny and Sasquatch – Hey, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. I think ya’ll look cute together. Ride on and have fun!! Life is too short.
Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
“Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!”
February 13th is Get a Different Name Day – This day is created for those who are not fond of the name given to them at birth. It wasn’t our choosing. Rather, our parents bestowed it upon us. If you like your given name, fabulous! If NOT, then today is the day to take advantage of it and change your name for the day.
What will your new name be? I was bestowed the name of Rockford Pygmy Sciuridae. I know, it’s a mouthful. That’s why I go by the name of Journalist Rocky the Squirrel.
Bacon’s full name is Bacon Porkchop Thompson. I interviewed the little pig and asked him what he would change his name to for the day. The little chap has a sense of humor. He had a few and here are some of them:
Brad Bacon Pitt (He thinks he can get Miss Piggy with this name)
Bacon Bond 003 1/2 (The pig watches too much James Bond)
Kevin Bacon (Even I rolled my eyes on this one)
Hamm (He said he wanted to try another breakfast meat – that pig!)
What would your name be for today? I would love to know.
Dear Bacon – I think my face may freeze this way. I saw my humans naked again – the horrors! I’m not sure if I can ever face them again. Have you ever felt this way? Signed Bub
Dear Bub – That is really the look. Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me. I think if they did, I would probably look the same! I mean once something is seen, it can not be unseen and erased from our memory. I’m so sorry pal! Maybe ya’ll can come up with a code of some sorts or tell them to shut their door when they change or when they are in the bathroom. Nobody wants to see a naked human – shivers.
Dear Bacon – It’s embarrassing some of the things I see in the zoo. Humans only see things from their perspective. I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching. It’s really bad. I’ve got some stories to tell! Signed Blushing Bear
Dear Blushing Bear – I think you have a future there. Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans. I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night!
Dear Bacon – I guess the secret is out. This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world. Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later. Signed Wrinkles R Us
Dear Wrinkles R Us – I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin? I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that. Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!
Dear Bacon – Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I. My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room. So humiliating. At least you get the santuary of your room. Signed Dog Pound
Dear Dog Pound – WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend. I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did. Was it worth it? Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.