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Dear Bacon

12 Nov

20131106-104329.jpgDear Bacon,

My human thought she would bring me to work today.  As you can tell, neither one of us got a lot of work done.  Well, my mom didn’t.  I did because her desk was the most frequented visited cubicle that day.  I wonder why?  Signed Shrimp

Dear Shrimp,

Smiles and wipes piggy eyes.  Aren’t you just the most adorable, cutest little thing I’ve seen in a while.  I just want to rub that little belly of yours.  You must have really been tired little guy.  Maybe you should do more visits to work with mommy.  I think in no time you would have all of her co-workers wrapped around your little paws!

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Dear Bacon,

I know we are suppose to be enemies but we’re not.  We are buds.  He watches my back and I watch his.  We have the most interesting conversations at our house.  Why can’t we all just get along in the world like us?  Signed Tom and Jerry

Dear Tom and Jerry,

Ya’ll have a great point.  We *should* all just get along in this world.  There shouldn’t be anything saying that we can’t because of one thing or another.  Ya’ll are setting the best example – keep up the great work my friends!

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20131106-104815.jpgDear Bacon,

I was this close to freedom before they caught me and put me back in lockdown.  I could taste freedom and it tasted pretty darn good.  Any suggestions for next time?  Signed Stretch

Dear Stretch,

I have to laugh buddy.  They say your kind is slow and not full of spunk but I think *they* are wrong.  You show the tenacity in making the ‘great escape’.  You were so close – how you got that far up on the fence is beyond me but way to go my friend.  Next time though, might I suggest just watching out for the gate to open.  It might be a safer way for your taste of freedom.

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Dear Bacon,

What?  Haven’t you ever seen a bird wearing a hoodie before?  It gets cold.  I don’t have a ‘fur coat’ like you do.  My feathers only provide so much for warmth.  I think it’s a great idea.  We should all have one, you think?  Signed Fun Times

Dear Fun Times,

I think it’s great!  You look warm, festive and ready to go meet the world in that hoodie.  I say don’t worry about what anyone else might think.  As long as you are warm and comfy, who cares!

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Dear Bacon,

I need help.  I know you have Bashful.  Bashful is like a happening international traveling pet rock.  My owner, he just keeps me in a cage and feeds me.  I don’t get that life of first class traveling or anything.  Any suggestions- can you help me out?  Signed Bug

Dear Bug,

I am so sorry little guy.  Your owner must not have gotten the parenting guide like I did with Bashful.  You have to have exercise.  Your owner needs to walk you or at least put a hamster wheel in your cage for exercise.  Does he take you out for social time, watching television?  Heck, if anything else, you need a friend.  You give him my number, I’ll email it back to you.  I’ll talk to him and see what we can come up with my friend.

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Remember Anipals – if you have a problem or a question, please send it to me with a picture at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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19 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Doggy's Style

    11/12/2013 at 5:10 am

    I hope Stretch never falls on his back when trying to “jump” over that fence, it’d would get in trouble.

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 7:18 am

      Snorts – you are so right! It would be entirely different Dear Bacon question then, wouldn’t it? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. mythreemoggies

    11/12/2013 at 7:06 am

    Stretch is hilarious never seen that before 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 7:21 am

      I agree. He did make me laugh when I got his email. I had to share it with everyone here at the Hotel Thompson. He really is the little escape artist? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. fozziemum

    11/12/2013 at 7:20 am

    Way to go Stretch..i couldn’t watch for fear of him falling…and as for Bug ..poor dude looks like he needs a good feed Bacon hahahaah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 7:25 am

      Exactly – snorts. I love these letters so much. They do keep me on my hooves. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • fozziemum

        11/12/2013 at 7:28 am

        Hahahaha they are a treat Bacon! hugs Fozziemum xxx

         
  4. Pix Under the Oaks

    11/12/2013 at 7:43 am

    Go Stretch! Bug you need a one way ticket to the 5 star resort Hotel Thompson!

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 8:37 am

      snorts! The more the merrier here! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. easyweimaraner

    11/12/2013 at 8:02 am

    What? someone keeps a rolling stone in a cage? We should call bricknesty international immediately :o)

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 8:38 am

      That’s what I’m thinking my friend. Isn’t that inhumane!?! A rock has to have its freedom. I mean you know he’s going to get covered in moss – you know the old saying, “a rolling stone gathers no moss”. He’s going to get old and covered soon! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        11/12/2013 at 8:55 am

        Freedom for Bug! To be in the bucket is bad, as mom’s fav poet Charlie Bukowski said: I don’t like jails they got the wrong kind of bars in there :o)

         
      • PigLove

        11/12/2013 at 9:00 am

        Snorts – that is so true my friend and I think everyone here can so relate! I’ll have to see what I can do about getting him broken out very soon! XOXO – Bacon

         
  6. Coccolino

    11/12/2013 at 8:49 am

    Oh that poor Bug. Locked up and all. Maybe Bashful should invite Bug for a playdate and show Bug what he’s missing!

    Bacon, you NEED to try cream cheese. Like right now. xo Coccolino, your best bud who you are going to thank when you DO try it 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 8:59 am

      Yeah, I’ve got a call in to Bug’s humans. There’s the cat whisperer. There’s the dog whisperer. It’s time for me to step up and be the rock whisperer to help out a tyke in need. I’ll keep ya’ll posted on this tragedy.
      I have added cream cheese to mom’s grocery list for this weekend. I *have* to try this white gooey goodness STAT. Daddy says it is the bomb. Can’t wait to report back my friend. Thank you for the heads up to anything delicious! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. evilsquirrel13

    11/12/2013 at 8:56 am

    Shrimp must have been taking lessons from my cat Ody. He thinks me rubbing his belly is more important than whatever I’m doing on the computer….

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 9:05 am

      Eyes up – of course we are more important than anything you are currently doing. Didn’t you get that memo? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Kuruk

    11/12/2013 at 11:52 am

    Tom and Jerry are pawesome! Great advice as usual Bacon! Wooooowoooooo!

     
    • PigLove

      11/12/2013 at 12:20 pm

      Thank you my friend. I really do try my bestest. XOXO – Bacon

       

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