Don’t ask. It was a dare. Those stupid cats think they know everything. They dared me to do this. I did. They took pictures and now it’s all over the You Tube thingy. And, I can’t get down. Help. Signed Limbo
That is quite the predicament you have there my friend. I guess you could say your in between a rail and a staircase – snorts. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t snort. Perhaps take the challenge and just jump down. Once you are down, find those purr things. Revenge is sweet. Wishing you the best.
I got the coolest gift for Christmas. I’ve been wearing these and freaking people out in the home and while walking. Aren’t they just awesome? Signed Bug Eyes
Dear Bug Eyes,
Snorts – I absolutely *love* them my friend. They are so cool. I can just see the people you pass as you are on your constitutional walk with your humans. So much fun!!
The humans. They are the strangest people. The little knee high human was blowing what they call bubbles at me. These things were fascinating. I couldn’t get enough. They floated in the air but when I touched them, they went away. Have you ever seen this witchery? Signed Impressed
I have never seen them in all of my life. Your little knee high human must have special powers. I would be hesitant around them and walk the line. What if they trapped you in one of those bubbles? hhmm – this is just most strange to me. I must research this more with my human daddy. Be careful my friend.
Today, I will be on the computer most of the day – just like those humans. But, I don’t get it. This computer is doing nothing. Signed Confused
Okay, let me explain this to you my purr friend. You don’t *sit* on the computer to be ‘on’ the computer. You sit in front of the computer and type on the keyboard to surf the net. Understand now? Try it. You’ll be surprised of the world out there at your claws.
I am SO with you on your Christmas tree escapade last year. I understand completely. The tree got tired. I’m saying the same thing. I walked by it and it fell. It had nothing to do with me looking at the pretty shiny ornaments. Shaking head – nothing at all. Signed Busted
Oh dear kitty. You see with at least my ordeal, I didn’t stay in the room for a picture. You my friend got exactly what it is – busted. The proof is in the picture. Next time, flee fast on those little legs and act like you are asleep. Not that I know from experience, but that might help your cause next time.
Remember friends – keep the questions/pictures coming to me for my weekly Tuesday Dear Bacon issues. You can send your questions/pictures to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com