Poor mom and dad. While her and dad were on vacation a couple of weeks ago, they were attacked one night in their hotel room. The attacker came in the form of peanut butter Oreos – thud. It was a full package at one point and the next point they threw themselves onto mom/dad and let’s just say the rest is history.
The only thing mom remembers is the taste of peanut butter – dad was too busy attacking back and separating the cookies. It was a misfortunate night. Only two people walked away – mom and dad. The Oreos – well let’s say they walked away as well – as take out in mom/dad’s bellies.
If you have seen this attacker, please get to him before he gets to you. He’s been known to make you gain 5-10 pounds in a single assault. Beware my friends. Mom/dad said once he starts to attack, he’s relentless.