Mom and Dad Were Attacked!

The Shock!

Poor mom and dad.  While her and dad were on vacation a couple of weeks ago, they were attacked one night in their hotel room.  The attacker came in the form of peanut butter Oreos – thud.  It was a full package at one point and the next point they threw themselves onto mom/dad and let’s just say the rest is history.

The only thing mom remembers is the taste of peanut butter – dad was too busy attacking back and separating the cookies.  It was a misfortunate night.  Only two people walked away – mom and dad.  The Oreos – well let’s say they walked away as well – as take out in mom/dad’s bellies.

If you have seen this attacker, please get to him before he gets to you.  He’s been known to make you gain 5-10 pounds in a single assault.  Beware my friends.  Mom/dad said once he starts to attack, he’s relentless.