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Dear Bacon

27 Sep

Dear Bacon – Oh dude.  They say that sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.  Well, I’ve been walking around everywhere and licking different kinds of frogs.  I mean, a kiss brings a prince.  I don’t need a prince.  I just need a man to take care of my beautiful self.  And hey, I figured a lick would suffice.  But this one tastes funny.  It doesn’t taste anything like chicken – I will tell you that.  What do you think of my situation?  Signed Halli

Dear Halli – Oh my friend.  I hate to be the one to tell you this but sometimes certain frogs cause hallucinations.  So if you lick one, you might *think* it’s your prince or soulmate when it’s really not.  I mean heck, personally I think a lot of humans do the same thing – lick the wrong humans and hallucinate of a wonderful happily ever after life when they know better.  My suggestion is maybe quit licking and looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Wrong.  You will find the perfect soulmate when you least expect it.  I know you will!


Dear Bacon – I work in my family’s veterinary office.  I think that I am in the right field.  How many anipals do you know that go to a vet’s office and just don’t understand why they are there or what is going on.  I’m here to offer my assistance and paw in explaining the situation.  You know like a lifeline into the unknown.  I think our profession is lost.  We need more anipals to work in these veterinary offices – they can definitely be a scary place.  Signed Vega, KA (kitty assistant)

Dear Vega – I think this is an absolutely wonderful idea!  You are so right.  We do need more anipals to work in these veterinary offices.  They are scary and I would love to have a helping paw when I visit.  Keep up your awesome work my friend!


 

Dear Bacon – Sometimes you just get tired and want to pick up and move on to your next destination.  There’s nothing wrong with that.  Sometimes you feel like  you need to travel to touch others and make a statement in your life.  I feel that need.  Cause you know, nobody knows what baggage we carry.  We gotta travel the world and the seven seas and touch as many people as we can.  What do you think?  Signed Hobo

Dear Hobo – I’m just sitting here smiling my sweet friend.  You are right.  Sometimes you feel the need to travel.  Other times you feel the need to come back home.  You know what they say – different strokes for different folks.  If it makes you happy, go for it my dear friend.  I am no one to judge.

 


.Dear Bacon – You may be too young to remember Mr. Owl so let me tell you about him.  Once upon a time in cartoon land, a little boy brought Mr. Owl a sucker and asked how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.  Well, Mr. Owl licked the Tootsie Pop three times and then bit into the Tootsie Pop thus telling the child three times.  Knowing this information, I thought I would really go for the gold and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of that Tootsie Pop.  I’ve been sitting out here in the sun all day licking.  As you can see, I still have Tootsie Pop and now my fur is smoking hot.  What is the moral of this story?  If you are going to lick to get to the center, do it in air conditioning.  It’s too hot out here.  Signed Hot Pockets

Dear Hot Pockets – You poor thing.  At least you don’t have to worry about tan lines, right?  🙂  That’s positive thinking for sure.  But you didn’t tell us.  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?  The world will never know.


 

Dear Bacon – Don’t judge.  I went to jump out the window and got stuck.  Darn this belly.  I know you have a belly – I’m not judging by any means – but how do you manage these positions?  Please tell me.  Signed Garfield

Dear Garfield – Dude, you might want to think about cutting back just a little.  I’m not judging, trust me.  I mean heck, one time I got stuck behind the couch by my belly and all you could see were my hind legs running in the air behind me.  Shivers.  A day I will never forget.  So just like you, I cut back just a little for future escapades.  Be safe my friend.  You got this!

 


❤ Remember sweet friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your pictures and letters ❤

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26 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Ladybuggz

    September 27, 2016 at 1:41 am

    You’ve been nominated for ” One Lovely Blog Award” by me…ladybuggz.wordpress.com I hope you accept?? You have to go to my site to read it! 🙂 T. (LB)

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 8:29 am

      OMP. Thank you. That is so sweet of you my dear friend. Squeals with piggy excitement. I will gladly accept it. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Ladybuggz

        September 27, 2016 at 3:08 pm

        Your very welcome my friend! 🙂 T. xoxo

         
  2. easyweimaraner

    September 27, 2016 at 3:35 am

    I feel with Halli, such an eggs-periment sadly ends not with a prince, but with a pill for the pup and a bill for the humans :o)

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 8:30 am

      Exactly so brother. I bet that frog did taste funny. Maybe it was training to be a clown? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        September 27, 2016 at 8:45 am

        or maybe someone wants a french passport with passing the test that way hahahahaha

         
      • Piglove

        September 27, 2016 at 10:16 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter. Now that you say that brother, I think that is how some of the people here in the States passed their drivers test. XOXO – Bacon

         
  3. Jo

    September 27, 2016 at 6:07 am

    Oh my! I laughed so hard on the first one. Great !

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 8:30 am

      Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Cupcake

    September 27, 2016 at 6:08 am

    Great advice for Halli, B. Licking frogs can be dangerous. Princes can be anywhere.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 8:31 am

      I know that’s right my beautiful. I’m looking at a princess right now ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. jansfunnyfarm

    September 27, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Great advice to all. Jan cheats and bites into the center of a tootsie roll too.

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 11:16 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. My dad did the same thing. It was hilarious. Mom counted to 102 and got bored and then bit. HA! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. ladyfi

    September 27, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Ha ha – so funny1

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    September 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Oh my gosh, could Hobo the guinea pig be any cuter? ❤

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      I know! I just want to send him an invitation to come to my crib for a bit to hang out. I think he would be a cool dude for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        September 27, 2016 at 12:31 pm

        Most definitely. He could ride around top of your back! 🙂

         
      • Piglove

        September 27, 2016 at 12:32 pm

        Squeals! Now that would be fun for sure. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        September 27, 2016 at 12:32 pm

        Hobo might actually like that!

         
  8. Amy

    September 27, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    I would love to see a kitty like that at the vet! You outdid yourself, Bacon, and that is hard to do. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      September 27, 2016 at 2:59 pm

      aawww shuffles hooves. Thanks my sweet friend. I appreciate that. And I wanted to say that I watched the service the other day. Absolutely beautiful. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. amommasview

    September 27, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    So much great advice, in great packages. Well done, dear Bacon 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 9:12 am

      aaaww – thanks my sweet friend. Much love your way. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. Nylabluesmum

    September 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Heelareeus collum Unccle!!! Wee luvved the Kitty Asistent….purrfect!!!
    ~~head rubsss~~ neffkitty~~ P SH~~

     
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      Snorts! Thanks so much my sweet nefkitty. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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