PORKYPINE: Whatcha doing, Bashful?
BASHFUL: I’m helping ES out by drawing the picture for his Tuesday art feature!
PORKYPINE: Wow! I didn’t know rocks could draw.
BASHFUL: I’m quite the talented artiste, don’t you know? My work has been compared to the great Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello…. even Master Splinter!
PORKYPINE: I’m amazed that you can even hold a pen with no arms.
BASHFUL: Bashful de Milo they called me back at the art school!
PORKYPINE: So what are you drawing?
BASHFUL: Well, that crazy pig that keeps sending me out of the house, Bacon. He requested a drawing of Hannibal. You know, the dude who crossed the Alps with the Ringling Brothers circus in tow?
PORKYPINE: Oh, I’ll bet that was fun to draw! May I see your work?
BASHFUL: Sure! Get a good look, because this’ll be going straight to The Louvre to hang next to the Moaning…