Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
Information has been received over the afternoon wire reports that the juvenile rolling stone has yet been caught again in another act of mischief. This time, the act took place in a local Toys R Us department store in McDonough, Georgia. Unlike the other two times, the juvenile rolling store was caught in a ‘toy’ buggy rolling down a store aisle singing Joan Jett’s famous song I Love Rock N Roll.
Authorities believe that this is the same juvenile rolling stone that was caught in May at a local Wal-mart store and then again in June at a local Target store. In both of these instances, the juvenile rolling stone was video taped riding a skateboard unlike the current sighting. When authorities were questioned as to thy they think it is the same juvenile stone and why, they replied, “It’s all in his itty bitty shaky eyes. He has the look of a rock gone bad.”
Authorities are also advising the public not to try and apprehend this juvenile delinquent rock by themselves but to please call your local police station. If you have any information on this juvenile rolling stone, please leave a comment here.