Information has been received over the wire reports this morning that the juvenile rolling stone has been caught in another act of random mischief. This time, the act took place in a local Target department store in the south. The juvenile rolling stone was caught on store security riding a tan in color skateboard down the sporting goods aisle. In one part of the video, you can actually see where the skateboard goes around a human wearing orange clogs and then runs into a display shaking his little pebble head from the impact.
One witness who wishes to remain anonymous, we’ll call him Mr. Smith, stated the juvenile rolling stone was acting like “he didn’t have a care in the world“. Mr. Smith stated he told him at one time to put the skateboard away so that he would not get hurt. The juvenile rolling stone stuck his tongue out and told the employee, “Make me”, before he took down another aisle riding the board. Mr. Smith followed him and inquired where his parents were. The juvenile rolling stone replied, “Papa was a rolling stone” before laughing hilariously.
This goes to show that the juvenile rolling stone is becoming more mischievous.
Last month, authorities reported that the juvenile rolling stone created havoc by riding a blue skateboard carelessly throughout the Walmart department store. He was observed skateboarding down aisles of the store in the toy department in between humans feet. He was even overheard shouting at the Walmart workers, “Whee, whee, whee!” and “Catch me if you can”.
Authorities have released a video from the security camera at Target of the juvenile rolling stone perpetrator showing his disturbance. Authorities are asking you not to approach the juvenile rolling stone in case he casts the first pebble. If you recognize this juvenile, please comment in the postings. All postings will be confidential.
Bashful is home! He came home late last week and with mom/dad running around like crazy peeps, they finally got to talk to Bashful about his adventures in Wyoming. We can’t say thank you enough to our sweet friends in Wyoming. Bashful has been talking our ears off with everything that he did – visiting mountains, meeting new friends and trying new foods. And look at all of the goodies he came home with – not just one friend but THREE friends. We are having a blast! And I guess our friends in Wyoming knew how stressed mom has been lately – they even sent her some bath stuff to calm down and destress… and trust me she needs that STAT. So sweet friends – THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. I don’t think we can say that enough. And sweet friends, don’t forget your sweet badge showing you hosted our Bashful –
And Bashful. Well Bashful is getting some rest this week. Why? Because next week he is going to have an adventure with all of us here at the Hotel Thompson. He is part of our huge surprise for September. It will all be revealed by the end of next week. Squeals with piggy excitement!
Did ya’ll think that Bashful would never get to his new destination? Well, you would be wrong. He is well and rolling around. Where do you ask. Get this – Bashful is going wild! Wild, wild west that is. He is currently staying with his host family in Northeast Wyoming! Be sure to go check it out here. Thanks friends! ❤
Friends – if you have hosted my sweet little innocent Bashful (I know – that’s definitely a stretch – snorts with piggy laughter), you know have a badge that you can proudly display on your blog. My brother Phenny across the pond had his dad make this awesome badge. Isn’t it great?! So please, proudly display this badge if you have hosted my little tyke ❤
Guess who came home from visiting my brother Phenny in France?! That would be Bashful, my pet rock. Squeals! Some of the stories he told – oh my piggy heavens. He had such a blast visiting Phenny – and getting in trouble and spending some time on his time out rug – snorts with piggy laughter. He arrived Thursday night here at the Hotel Thompson with some wonderful gifts that kept him company on his way home.
And of course, he brought home a friend! Meet Brittany who is a little bit of rock and roll – all the way from France. Let me tell you friends, she has a voice on her and has been singing non-stop. I need to be careful with this one. The next thing I’ll know is she will be starting her own Rock Group here at the Hotel Thompson with some pebble back up singers.
So everyone – let’s welcome Brittany to the blogs and my growing rock collection. ❤
And huge THANK YOU for Phenny and his staff for hosting my little tyke Bashful. Thanks so much brother!!
Hello my friends. This is Bashful, Bacon’s pet rock. I’m continuing today with my series of “Out and About with Bashful… the rolling stone.”Earlier in the week, you found me on my field trip to Wally World, better known to you as Walmart.
While in the store, I got to ride this wonderful thing called a buggy. It was wonderful! Mom/dad got on to me a couple of times because I was so excited that I almost jumped out of the buggy like a Mexican jumping bean. They fussed at me for reaching out and grabbing things off of the shelves. I couldn’t help it! It was so neat in this Wally World. I’ve never been to a store before in my life.
I found some really cool and comfy pillows. Mom let me give them a test ride for comfort. They passed with flying colors all the way around. I mean hey, what better way to suck up to mom than to try these suckers out, right? I know… I know… another pebble in the swear jar.
I couldn’t make up my mind which one I liked better. We spent a lot of time in the pillow department going back and forth trying each one out.
I wanted dad to help me out but he said that I was the rock for the job on this one. So I bounced and bounced, wiggled in and got comfy. What do you think? I couldn’t just pick one. Dad said he would ponder the decision while we were in the store looking around.
This place Wally World has everything! So much under one roof. It was simply amazing. They told me that if I continued to be good, they would let me ride a pony. What?! They have ponies here too? I was in shock… and a little excited.
So, I did what every smart rock would do. I settled into the buggy, enjoyed the ride and looked forward to my pony ride.
And you know what? They came through. I got to ride a pony as you can see in this picture. It was by far one of the highlights of my trip. This pony made noises and moved back and forth and everything. I could barely hang on without getting bounced right off of it. It was all that this pet rock could wish for!
Well, I hope you enjoyed my trip so far. There’s so much more to share with my outing at Wally World. I hope you look forward to my next series. Have a fantastic weekend my new friends.