Dear Bacon – What? Us reindeer can’t make a living only working one time a year at Christmas. So what do we do for part time gigs? Well I myself go from flea market to flea market taking pictures with the humans. Sometimes just for fun, I’ll stick my tongue out. For some reasons, the humans love that. Hey – it’s a living in between working for the fat dude. Signed Donner
Dear Donner – You know I really never did think about what ya’ll did for the rest of the year. I guess you would have to make some money during the year. And hey, why not stick your tongue out? I bet you make more money doing that, right? Way to go my friend. If you are ever near these parts, stop in for some treats.
Dear Bacon – What has been seen can not now be unseen. Why do the humans think they can run naked throughout the house when other humans are not around? Are we not considered family? Nobody wants to see that – put some clothes on. And let me just say, just because other humans aren’t around, we don’t want to smell your farts either. My gosh – what was that a motor boat?? Signed Shocked
Dear Shocked – WOW – it must have been a vision that can not be erased from your memory. The look on your face tells me everything. And the run by motor boat, it had to be your dad, wasn’t it? Shakes piggy head. My dad does that too and then tries to blame it on me when mom walks in the room. Dude, they ought to bottle that stuff up for hazardous materials!
Dear Bacon – For some reason, I don’t think that humans are suppose to get up and then fall over. I saw my mistress working at her desk, stand up and then fall over and go boom. Her eyes were shut and everything. I just sat here and watched… and waited. Is it normal? Do you humans just get tired like this? Signed Watcher
Dear Watcher – Shakes head no. I don’t think that is normal my friend. Did she finally get up? Maybe she was looking at the family budget. Sometimes my dad’s eyes will roll to the back of his head when he looks at the budget at the end of the month. Yeah – maybe that’s it. For some reasons, numbers do that to humans. I don’t get it either. I mean what’s to budget for? Just our food is important.
Dear Bacon – What? Haven’t you ever seen a kangaroo with his rabbit? This is my buddy Hopper – he’s my pal. He never talks back and goes everywhere I do. Sure my friends talk about me behind my back but they’re just jealous. Don’t you have a friend too? Signed Hopper Times Two
Dear Hopper Times Two – Who are other people to judge? If you want Hopper around with you all of the time, so be it. I have little friends around the Hotel Thompson that I count as my friends. It’s no different. You be your own kangaroo and don’t worry about what people say behind your back. They are just jealous that they don’t have a close friend like yours. Hop on and take care!
Dear Bacon – I’m just a sexy little feline trying to pay her way through cat school. They only way I can make some money is buy working the poles. I practice at home on the legs to any table I can find at home during the day. Then at night, I hit the club and work my magic. What do you think about this move? Sexy enough for you? Signed Magic Kitty
Dear Magic Kitty – Well, um, what can I say? You have the moves like Jagger? You can get into positions that I’ve never seen before. But I gotta ask…. where do they put the money?
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Dear Bacon – My mother thinks I’m always too mean towards my little brother and that I need to show him how much I really love him. I can do that, I said, so I decided to give him this great big hug. Do you believe he had the nerve to stick his tongue out at me and tell Mommy I was still being mean to him? Apparently hugging gets you put in time out these days…. it’s not fair, I tell you! Signed Cat Hugger
Dear Cat Hugger – You hugged him and still got time out? The nerve of your human. I mean look at the little guy – he is sticking his tongue out at you? What about that? Did your humans not see that? You being all nice and him showing you the tongue. I say this means war… of course don’t get caught again – snorts
No – not you my friends. Never you. Television commercials. That’s it. Have you noticed the lies that spew out of that box? I’m here to tell you it’s true. Lies – Lies – Lies. Products that do this. Clothes that make you feel that. Shaking my head. Lies. Whatever happened to truth in advertising? I bet you are asking yourself why I’m so pigcited over something that you already knew. I’ll tell you why in one word – Mom.
You see, mom sweet mom, saw a certain commercial on television. After watching it, she got this ‘look’ in her eyes. I’ve seen that look my friends. It means trouble. And in this case it was trouble with a capital T. The next day, she came home with a bag in her hand. Took out the product, looked at daddy and tried the product. After opening her eyes, she looked at daddy again. I didn’t get it. He was still the same. Mom on the other hoof, lost it, snorted and went into the kitchen. You want to know what commercial it was don’t you? Okay, I’ll show it to you. But let me tell you straight up. It doesn’t work. Snorts with piggy laughter.
31 Days of Spook can not be complete without having the original Mistress of the Dark – Elvira be included. Who can forget Cassandra Peterson playing the role of horror hostess Elvira? Va-va-va-voom is what this little oinker says – snorts.
We saw Elvira talking about horror shows coming on television but one of her greatest movies that I loved came out in 1988 with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. It’s spooky. It’s funny. It’s silly. There’s a scene with some pigs. It’s a great movie. Okay, I’m a guy pig – she has a great body. It’s out now. But it was still a great movie and I’m sure dad agrees 100%. Sorry mom – 🙂 snorts
There was an actual plot to this movie – not much of one, I give you that – but there was a plot. Elvira quits her job after an outburst of sexual harassment with the new station owner. hhmm – were you wearing that delectable little outfit? Could that be why he ‘hit’ on you? Just wondering – snorts.
Elvira finds out that she has been mentioned in her late great aunt Morgana’s will and heads off to her mansion in Fallwell, Massachusetts to start a new life. A new life full of secrets and a Bichon Frise dog who is not who it seems. A theatre is involved. PTA is involved – yep I snorted PTA. There’s even a Flashdance revision that is right up there with something to remember. Elvira is tied up and burned at the stake. It is really a memorable movie. What? You don’t remember this great movie? Never fear – and I know my guy friends will appreciate this – I’m attaching a clip for the movie. You’re welcome. Enjoy my friends! Hope I don’t scare you too much with this – snorts. P.S. When you watch the clip, see if you see any of my kind – snorts and oinks!
Oh my piggy heavens – squeals! I got a letter from the strawberry I met at Summer Camp – you know Piper. Piggy swoons – she even sent me pictures. WOWZER – isn’t she a looker my friends? Now do you see what I saw in her at camp? Hubba hubba – I’m attaching her letter for you to read 🙂
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Dear Bacon,
I hope my letter and picture finds you safe and happy. I really enjoyed our times together at Summer Camp a couple of weeks ago. I’ll be truthful with you – I miss you my oinker friend. I can’t get you off of my mind. I dream about you – see the happy look on my face. I keep reliving our last day together where we shared our first hog and snout kiss – ❤ dreamy. You know I don’t live too far away. My mom said she would be game for a piggy date in the future… that is if you want to see me again. Much love my porky love. Love and ❤ kisses – Your Piper
Special Thanks To Laura Gerry who sent “Piper’s” pictures. You are so awesome our friend ❤
It’s the middle of the year – hasn’t 2014 just flown by so fast?
It’s time to check those New Years resolutions and see how far you’ve gotten on them and how far you have to go. I personally like to do this double check around this time of the year. So let’s see what I have/have not accomplished so far.
My 2014 New Years Resolutions:
Take more naps – check. It’s hard maintaining this beauty – it requires many, MANY naps a day. I try to get as many in as possible during the day so I can play with mom to keep her active when she gets home from the worky place.
Continue to eat healthy – check. So far so good with eating plenty of fruits and vegetables. The only problems I have this nowadays is keeping daddy out of my piggy stash – snorts.
Maintain this sexy physique – check. Someone has to be the piggy sexy star at the Hotel Thompson! Daddy is trying but his pot belly is not as adorable as mine – double snorts…. don’t tell him I saw that okay.
Become a Super Pig Hero – Still working on this one. I do have Piggy Power when I need/want to run around and get into trouble save the world.
Keep mom wrapped around my hooves – check check – this is a full time job! snorts
What about your New Years resolutions. How far have you come on your list? Mom/dad are still working on theirs as well. Some things they have crossed off while others are still sitting there waiting for them.
AND with this being the middle of the year, do you know what that means??
Okay my friends – Count Baconula here. No 31 Days of Spook can be complete without having the original Mistress of the Dark – Elvira be included. Who can forget Cassandra Peterson playing the role of horror hostess Elvira? Va-va-va-voom is what this little oinker says – snorts.
We saw Elvira talking about horror shows coming on television but one of her greatest movies that I loved came out in 1988 with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. It’s spooky. It’s funny. It’s silly. There’s a scene with some pigs. It’s a great movie. Okay, I’m a guy pig – she has a great body. It’s out now. But it was still a great movie and I’m sure dad agrees 100%. Sorry mom – 🙂 snorts
There was an actual plot to this movie – not much of one, I give you that – but there was a plot. Elvira quits her job after an outburst of sexual harassment with the new station owner. hhmm – were you wearing that delectable little outfit? Could that be why he ‘hit’ on you? Just wondering – snorts.
Elvira finds out that she has been mentioned in her late great aunt Morgana’s will and heads off to her mansion in Fallwell, Massachusetts to start a new life. A new life full of secrets and a Bichon Frise dog who is not who it seems. A theatre is involved. PTA is involved – yep I snorted PTA. There’s even a Flashdance revision that is right up there with something to remember. Elvira is tied up and burned at the stake. It is really a memorable movie. What? You don’t remember this great movie? Never fear – and I know my guy friends will appreciate this – I’m attaching a clip for the movie. You’re welcome. Enjoy my friends! Hope I don’t scare you too much with this – snorts.
It’s the middle of the year – hasn’t 2013 just flown by so fast?
It’s time to check those New Years resolutions and see how far you’ve gotten on them and how far you have to go. I personally like to do this double check around this time of the year. So let’s see what I have/have not accomplished so far.
My 2013 New Years Resolutions:
Take more naps – check. As you can see with Hemi hi-jacking my computer this weekend, this is working.
Continue to eat healthy – check. It’s hard but it’s a work in progress
Maintain this sexy physique – check. Someone has to be the piggy sexy star at the Hotel Thompson!
Become a Super Pig Hero – still working on this one. I need a magic CAPE bad… in red… with Power Pig written on the back.
Overcome my anti-nature stance – still working on this one. I’m in therapy and almost to the end of it so hopefully I can mark this off soon.
Keep mom wrapped around my hooves – check check – this is a full time job! snorts
What about your New Years resolutions. How far have you come on your list? Mom/dad are still working on theirs as well. Some things they have crossed off while others are still sitting there waiting for them.
AND with this being the middle of the year, do you know whart that means??
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.
Dear Bacon – For some reason, I don’t think that humans are suppose to get up and then fall over. I saw my mistress working at her desk, stand up and then fall over and go boom. Her eyes were shut and everything. I just sat here and watched… and waited. Is it normal? Do you humans just get tired like this? Signed Watcher
Dear Bacon – My mother thinks I’m always too mean towards my little brother and that I need to show him how much I really love him. I can do that, I said, so I decided to give him this great big hug. Do you believe he had the nerve to stick his tongue out at me and tell Mommy I was still being mean to him? Apparently hugging gets you put in time out these days…. it’s not fair, I tell you! Signed Cat Hugger
vira talking about horror shows coming on television but one of her greatest movies that I loved came out in 1988 with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. It’s spooky. It’s funny. It’s silly. There’s a scene with some pigs. It’s a great movie. Okay, I’m a guy pig – she has a great body. It’s out now. But it was still a great movie and I’m sure dad agrees 100%. Sorry mom – 🙂 snorts
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