Dear Bacon

23 Aug

Dear Bacon – We are the Bark Crew.  We do spare jobs around the house and inside of the house.  We have extra paws so we are good at electrical and tile work.  You have work – we need the job.  So can you spread the word?  Signed Bark Crew

Dear Bark Crew – Now that’s what I’m talking about.  Anipals for anipals and getting the job done.  Can you give me a few references to also share?  I’m sure the dads around the houses will love someone else helping with their Honey Do lists for sure!

 Dear Bacon – The humans went out for their date night and this is my time for Netflix and Chill.  Yeah, I no humans do it a little different but what can I say.  I’m an anipal that has an incentive – booze, cheeze-its and dog movies.  Look at the woof on that pooch on screen!  That’s what I’m talking about.  SIgned Chilling

Dear Chilling – Hey dude – I like how you think. The next time your humans go out, give me a call and we will make a party of it.  I know of a few anipals we could invite.  While the humans are away – we can live it up with some Jamison!

Dear Bacon – We just want you to know the truth.  When the song Bad Boys comes on and asks what you going to do – think of us.  We are undercover canines for the police department.  Sorry we can’t show you our faces – we’re undercover dude.  But we are always working and on the job – heck we could be in your hood and you would never know.  If you did, we wouldn’t be doing our job, right?  So carry on little pig and don’t worry – we are here to protect you!  Signed Undercover

Dear Undercover – Squeals with piggy delight.  DUDES!  I so wanna go undercover too.  I just know I could be a undercover pig.  I mean who would expect a pig, right?  I know I have the skills – I just know it.  Do you think I could shadow ya’ll one day in a ride along?  Just let me know and I’ll be there.  Be safe out there on those mean streets!

Dear Bacon – Times are tough these days.  My humans are barely making it work so I told them I would help out and get a job to make some of that green stuff.  So I did what any good standing pooch would do.  Hello – I’m your Uber driver 🙂  They will hire anyone as long as you have a car and know the streets.  And what better anipal to fit that criteria but me.  So hit me up if you need a ride.  I keep water and dog biscuits in the back set for your pleasure.  Thanks bunches.  Signed Cliff

Dear Cliff – Yo dude you should be racking in the money with your set up.  You have wheels, you are dressed business like and yes I do believe you that you know the streets.  And every good Uber driver has perks in the back seats for their pick ups – yours are righteous!  I will pass the information along to my fellow anipals that if they have been out partying too much, to hit you up on Uber from the Smart phones.  You rock dude!



Dear Bacon – A dog’s job is never done in the house.  I slave all day to make sure everyone eats.  And you know what?  I have an important questions.  Why does everyone have to eat every day?  I’m always cooking, cleaning, cooking and cleaning.  It never stops.  Just today the little two legged terrors had the munchies and wanted cookies.  Sure, I’m going to do my part while the humans are out of the house.  It is my job to make sure those kids eat and stay out of trouble.  Always busy.  Signed Julia Kid

Dear Julia Kid – I so want to live in your house my friend.  I would love to be your sous chef in that kitchen and help you out… only for food – oinks and snorts.  You’re doing a wonderful job – keep cooking!


❤ Dear Friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep emailing me your pictures and letters.  ❤



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26 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. sue ellen

    08/23/2016 at 2:23 am

    Wowzers Bacon !! You have many talented anipals . Perhaps ‘wee scotts’ best get busy and ‘dig up’ some jobs !
    ♪ aRoOo ♪…maybe we should try ‘singing’ ☺

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 10:11 am

      oohh squeals! I think singing would absolutely be wonderful for ya’ll my friends. Make that money! XOXO – Bacon

  2. paxami

    08/23/2016 at 2:57 am

    Sounds like it might be “Angie’sList’ for the anipal world. Good going cuz that’s what we’re suppose to do– look out for one smother.

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 10:11 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

  3. ruth7933

    08/23/2016 at 3:04 am

    Always love your Dear Bacon and Ty for the laughter.

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 10:11 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    08/23/2016 at 4:01 am

    oh the bark crew? I first thought they are the ghost barksters LOL

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 10:12 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think they could possibly do that too! XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    08/23/2016 at 4:24 am

    Yeah, it’s about time somebody put all those mutts to work! Make them earn those kibbles and Greenies! Hey you! You on the couch with the Cheez Its! Get to work!!!

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 10:13 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That is one way to help out in the household. Dad tells me everyday to get a job. Snorts – as if. I have a job – driving daddy crazy. XOXO – Bacon

  6. CarolMaeWY

    08/23/2016 at 12:02 pm

    Love it! 😹

  7. Nylabluesmum

    08/23/2016 at 12:20 pm

    Mew mew mew wee could use thee BARK CREW an JULIA KID here to help LadyMum out!!!
    An mee wantss to under covurr with them fine lookin Kay-niness!!!!! Maybee mee could shadow you Unccle while you shadow thee kay-niness… one woold notice rite??
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 12:45 pm

      No one notice at all my sweet nefkitty. Heck, for all that matters me and you could make a team… kind of like Sherlock and Watson. Wouldn’t that be awesome?? XOXO – Bacon

  8. databbiesotrouttowne

    08/23/2016 at 12:21 pm

    bacon…yur post two day haz gone two de dawgs !!!! { grate one tho !!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 12:45 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I love that for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  9. lexitheschnauzer

    08/23/2016 at 1:09 pm

    Better keep Cliff’s contact info for when you join Chillin’. Just sayin…

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 2:05 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  10. kandykid

    08/23/2016 at 2:07 pm

    For you doggy repair crew, I will set Shoko up as the crew safety person! LOL Shoko’s Dad

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 2:14 pm

      That would totally be awesome. I can do creative bookkeeping – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/23/2016 at 3:54 pm

    Any chance the Bark Crew can swing by the Ranch. Gotta a couple projects that need some extra paws. 😉

    • Piglove

      08/23/2016 at 4:12 pm

      Amen to that my friend. We have a huge honey do list. XOXO – Bacon

  12. gentlestitches

    08/23/2016 at 7:20 pm

    My Jack would like to get a job with The Bark Crew. He would be good at the demolition side of things. ❤

    • Piglove

      08/24/2016 at 9:49 am

      OOHH I think he would be awesome at it for sure. I can help with flooring – I love to tear it up – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  13. angelswhisper2011

    08/24/2016 at 5:11 am

    Hehehehe… 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

  14. Skyler Braveheart

    08/31/2016 at 10:35 am

    My goodness Bacon…..such interesting anipals….you give good advice!

    • Piglove

      08/31/2016 at 11:07 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. I really do try to help out my fellow anipal friends. XOXO – Bacon


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