Hello sweet friends to the first Travels in the South for 2017! Today I want to show you something that comes from the kitchen of the Hotel Thompson. You are going to love this!
When my pet rock was visiting Miss Harper Lee and Tallulah Bee in New Orleans, Louisiana, Bashful got hooked on a specialty there named Red Beans and Rice. If you look here, you will find the recipe and pictures from that trip.
Well when Bashful came home, there were some of those amazing Camellia beans in his package. So you know mom had to try them. So this past Monday, mom put on a huge pot just like Miss Harper Lee’s mom does on Mondays.
When it was ready to serve, mom whipped up some rice and of course her homemade cornbread to go with dinner. And let me tell you, it is an awesome recipe. Dad had two bowls! Does that tell you anything?
So friends – there you go. A dish from mom’s kitchen! Thanks Miss Harper for the recipe and wonderful beans. This just might be our weekly dinner on Monday’s now. ❤
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Dear Bacon – We are the Bark Crew. We do spare jobs around the house and inside of the house. We have extra paws so we are good at electrical and tile work. You have work – we need the job. So can you spread the word? Signed Bark Crew
Dear Bark Crew – Now that’s what I’m talking about. Anipals for anipals and getting the job done. Can you give me a few references to also share? I’m sure the dads around the houses will love someone else helping with their Honey Do lists for sure!
Dear Bacon – The humans went out for their date night and this is my time for Netflix and Chill. Yeah, I no humans do it a little different but what can I say. I’m an anipal that has an incentive – booze, cheeze-its and dog movies. Look at the woof on that pooch on screen! That’s what I’m talking about. SIgned Chilling
Dear Chilling – Hey dude – I like how you think. The next time your humans go out, give me a call and we will make a party of it. I know of a few anipals we could invite. While the humans are away – we can live it up with some Jamison!
Dear Bacon – We just want you to know the truth. When the song Bad Boys comes on and asks what you going to do – think of us. We are undercover canines for the police department. Sorry we can’t show you our faces – we’re undercover dude. But we are always working and on the job – heck we could be in your hood and you would never know. If you did, we wouldn’t be doing our job, right? So carry on little pig and don’t worry – we are here to protect you! Signed Undercover
Dear Undercover – Squeals with piggy delight. DUDES! I so wanna go undercover too. I just know I could be a undercover pig. I mean who would expect a pig, right? I know I have the skills – I just know it. Do you think I could shadow ya’ll one day in a ride along? Just let me know and I’ll be there. Be safe out there on those mean streets!
Dear Bacon – Times are tough these days. My humans are barely making it work so I told them I would help out and get a job to make some of that green stuff. So I did what any good standing pooch would do. Hello – I’m your Uber driver 🙂 They will hire anyone as long as you have a car and know the streets. And what better anipal to fit that criteria but me. So hit me up if you need a ride. I keep water and dog biscuits in the back set for your pleasure. Thanks bunches. Signed Cliff
Dear Cliff – Yo dude you should be racking in the money with your set up. You have wheels, you are dressed business like and yes I do believe you that you know the streets. And every good Uber driver has perks in the back seats for their pick ups – yours are righteous! I will pass the information along to my fellow anipals that if they have been out partying too much, to hit you up on Uber from the Smart phones. You rock dude!
Dear Bacon – A dog’s job is never done in the house. I slave all day to make sure everyone eats. And you know what? I have an important questions. Why does everyone have to eat every day? I’m always cooking, cleaning, cooking and cleaning. It never stops. Just today the little two legged terrors had the munchies and wanted cookies. Sure, I’m going to do my part while the humans are out of the house. It is my job to make sure those kids eat and stay out of trouble. Always busy. Signed Julia Kid
Dear Julia Kid – I so want to live in your house my friend. I would love to be your sous chef in that kitchen and help you out… only for food – oinks and snorts. You’re doing a wonderful job – keep cooking!
❤ Dear Friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please keep emailing me your pictures and letters. ❤
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Dear Bacon – I’m not sure what happened. First the human was standing in front of the refrigerator door. The next thing I knew, the human fell down like that Humpty Dumpty dude. I have to admit the human made a pretzel look pretty everyday the way they curled up and bounced. Do your humans ever do anything like this? Signed I’ll Give That a 10 out of 10
Dear I’ll Give That a 10 out of 10 – First, I wouldn’t be any kind of friend without asking is your human okay? Did they get back up after their yoga move? I’m saying yoga move because humans put themselves in all kinds of weird positions when they do that stuff. In fact, I have to admit that I’m pretty impressed with your move on top of the refrigerator. What do you call that? Upward kitty stance? Just be careful. I’ve heard that first step off of the refrigerator can be a booger bear – the floor doesn’t give.
Dear Bacon – This sucks. Trust me – leave the work stuff to the humans. Getting up at an ungodly hour is bad enough. But then the humans have to dress up in these clothes – eeww. How do they not pee on themselves wearing this stuff? Signed Help Me!
Dear Help Me! Oh I know my friend. I don’t envy mommy going to the work place ever. First you have to dress up then you have to drive there. Then apparently you put up with a lot of crap and there are no treats. What the heck do they work for? Shaking my head. Stay at home for as long as you can.
Dear Bacon – The humans are so fickle. I hear them talking about this diet stuff all of the time and how they don’t eat and how the scales are nothing but lies and they don’t understand why they are not losing weight. Breathe. I know. I know everything. You see, I sit here on my perch in the dark at night. I know why they are not losing any weight. They are coming into the kitchen at night and eating out of the fridge and cabinets. Doh – that’s why they are not losing weight. Do your humans do this? Signed The Watcher
Dear The Watcher – In a word – YES. My humans do this too. Then they yell at the scales at the end of the week. Hilarious is what I call it. My mom calls the scales a perpetual liar every week. Of course, sometimes she doesn’t know that I have my hoof on the back of it – snorts.
Dear Bacon – You give a child an inch and they take a mile. I told little Rusty he could play in front of the tree. What does the little tyke do? He climbs the tree. Why do I care? Because then he started squealing like someone was taking away his honey. He was stuck and couldn’t get down. What are we going to do with the children these days? Signed Mommy Bear
Dear Mommy Bear – You know I feel you but you have to admit that the little guy is cute stuck on the side of the tree there. Good thing he has those nice long nails to hang into the bark. Give him a break this time okay. He’s learning life and he’s still a kid. Let him be a kid for as long as he can. Kudos to you being a great mom!
Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue sending me your letters and pictures to my email address. ♥
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Hello sweet friends. Today we are continuing our Travels in the South series with our great friends Bill and Jean who are the parents of Shoko and Kali from Canadian Cats.
The first week we posted, we posted of their arrival and eating at a local seafood restaurant. You can read about that here. The second week, we posted about a fantastic restaurant we all went to called Fogo de Chao. You can read about that here.
This week, we are going to talk about a tour that we took of a place called Stately Oaks. Stately Oaks is a historical Antebellum home located in Jonesboro, Georgia and is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. It was originally constructed in 1839 by Mr. Whitmill Allen who sold his home to Robert McCord in 1858 and then moved to Tyler, Texas.
It is located in Jonesboro, Georgia. Does that sound familiar to you? Jonesboro is the very city where Scarlett O’Hara from Gone with the Wind had to pay the taxes on Tara. Even though Tara only existed in Margaret Mitchell’s imagination, she placed Tara in Clayton County where she had visited relatives who lived on a large plantation south of Jonesboro. Many of the stories she heard as a child are in the movie.
Now, Stately Oaks is open for tours and on this day (mom, Jean and Bill) decided to tour the home. The down side of the tour was we could not pictures of the inside of the home which was a real bummer. The start of the tour starts off on a CD and you listen to the history of the home while in the bottom level. Then the tour moves you into the sitting room, the dining room and the entertainment room. Then the tour moves to the upper levels of the home.
There are some items to point out which is interesting to know. Back during this time, tea was expensive and kept in a locked box with only the woman of the home having the key. Sugar was kept in cones and was brown, not the normal white sugar we are more accustomed to today.
Also, celery was a sign of money in the southern days. There was actual celery jars – kind of like the one in this picture – that were put on dinner tables to show the status of wealth in the family. Can you imagine that? It makes you want to go out, buy some celery and put in a jar on your table doesn’t it? Who knew this could be a sign of wealth… especially in today’s market at what $0.99 cents a bundle – LOL.
They also didn’t season meats when they cooked them. They had little individual salt bowls at every table setting. The mistress of the home would pass around the big cluster of salt and individuals would put some in their salt bowls to season their meats. Brings new meaning to, “Can you pass me the salt”.
One of the things we all fell in love with was the courting candle. I think it would be a blast to have one of these today. Jean bought one and trust me – mom is going back to get one as well. You see how they are made in the picture? The father could lower or high the amount of candle that would be burned during the courtship of their daughter. Once the candle burned to that desired place, the man that was courting the young lady had to leave for the night. What a concept huh? Such an easy and simple method to watch over a courtship. Of course, mom says she would use hers to show daddy actually how much time he had to be silly for a given amount of time. That’s my mom – snorts!
Now let’s talk about the upstairs of the home. The day that they went on the tour it was a little hot outside so you can imagine the inside of the home. Mom started getting the vapors downstairs and had to sit out a bit for some of the tour. Now, once mom was feeling a bit better, she ventured up the stairs as well.
Stairs in southern homes are steep. You see the average woman was around 4’11” and the average man was like around 5’7″ – not very tall for the likes of these days. And the stairs go straight up it seems with not much railing. Can you imagine as a woman in full attire (hoop skirt, bodice squeezing the heck out of you, tiny shoes, etc.) walking up stairs? In fact, at the top of these stairs, there was usually a chaise or chair of some sort for the women. Because believe it or not, sometimes they would pass out from the shear heat of exhaustion. Well, that was almost like my mom. She made it up the stairs, started having a hard time breathing and had to rush back downstairs and out of the door before she was hit with the vapors once again in a bad way. Don’t ask.
One thing that mom did notice upstairs in a glassed case was mourning tear jar. When the woman of the home was going through mourning, she would collect her tears in a jar. Once it was full, she would then close the top for her mourning. Forever, she would have the tears of her sorrow that she cried for her loved one.
Now the kitchen of this home had been redone more modern and we didn’t get to see any of that. But then again, the kitchen of the home back in the day really wasn’t a ‘kitchen’. It was more of a warming room. You see food was prepared in a ‘shack’ behind the home. This shack would host a fireplace, a table to prepare food and you can imagine the heat from the summer or the cold from the winter creeping in through the boards of the walls. The food was then brought into the home to the warming kitchen and stayed there until the woman of the home motioned for it to be served at the dinner table.
So much wonderful history was learned this day about the ways of the south. Can you imagine doing some of these things and living like this today? I hope you join us next week my friends as we continue our series of Travels in the South.
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Oh my friends. Have you ever had one of those weekends where you did so very much that you finally just prayed for Monday to get here STAT because of being tired? Can you relate? Mom and dad had one of those weekends. Mom was already feeling slightly under the weather with her flare up. But Sunday night, she could barely walk. But I’m getting ahead of myself. So this is what those two humans of mine did.
Saturday – They got up for breakfast early and tried a new restaurant. Yes mom took pictures that I will post soon. They looked good too. After breakfast, they had to go to Kaiser to pick up some prescriptions. Then mom finally got her nails done – which was long needed. Then they went to Petsmart. Trust me, all of us anipals here at the Hotel Thompson wanted to go to Petsmart. But mom/dad said we couldn’t go because they were running all errands this morning before coming home to crash… which mom did 🙂 So after Petsmart and doing what dad said was ‘buying them out’ – rolls piggy eyes, they went to Wally World – Walmart for those that know the place. Daddy then got a haircut and afterwards, he and mom looked around for some things they needed. So, you see mom/dad did a LOT of walking all over the place. Which normally wouldn’t be bad but with mom’s current flare up situation, it wasn’t good. They left the house this morning around 8AM and didn’t get back home until way after 2PM. Then they had to unload the Jeep and put everything up. That’s a lot of work. With mommy not feeling too well lately, daddy wanted to go someone special for their date night tonight. So they left the house again at 4PM to go to a restaurant that is about 35 miles away.. not just any restaurant though. They have crab legs 🙂 Yum…. not that they brought me any back tonight – snorts.
Sunday – They got up for round 2 of shopping and getting errands done. They got up and went to a local place for breakfast – Cracker Barrel. Afterwards they had to go to a home improvement store named Lowes. Mom had some stuff she needed to return and they had pick up light bulbs and air filters for the Hotel Thompson. Of course, one things leads to another and the next thing they know they have a buggy full of stuff. But some of the things they found my friends – Oh my piggy heavens. I’ll share with you on another post on that – my parents are too hilarious! After dropping off these items at the Hotel Thompson, mom and dad wanted to go to another Wally World location to see if they had something they wanted that the other store didn’t… so off they went again. Not only did they find some things they were looking for but of course they found some more stuff. Did I mention that mommy *hates* shopping? She does. She can’t stand it. So she waits and makes lists and then tries to get everything at once. Silly mom huh?
Afterwards, it was time to do the monthly shopping so off they went to Kroger. Once there, they had to pick up some other medicines they had filled at their pharmacy. Then the major shopping for the Hotel Thompson. And did I mention that mom is a HUGE coupon shopper? She tells us anipals that she has to be so she can’t keep us accustomed to the way we are living. I don’t get it – do you? Mommy keeps up with her grocery list on her iPhone – there is actually an ap for that – snorts. So when we are out of something, she adds it to the list for the next trip. She also keeps up with her coupons on her iPhone. Mom says the one thing about shopping with coupons is organization and that it takes time. So they were at the grocery store for over two hours! Daddy told mommy at one time that just because they have room in the Jeep now doesn’t mean she had to fill him to the rim in this one trip – snorts – silly daddy. But then daddy also said that thank goodness they had Casper the new Jeep because everything they got would NOT have fit into Albert the Smart car. See all of the stuff in the back of Casper. You want to take a gander of the cost? Now mom/dad grocery shop majorly every 2-3 months. They will go every other week just to get milk and bread. The total cost of this shopping spree came out to be $178.00 – she then handed the cashier all of her coupons and told him to ‘make it rain savings’. Snorts – that’s my mommy. After mom’s coupons and such, it came down to a final price of $127.00 – mom said even the cashier was shocked and amazed at that. All of this for two somewhat adults, one pooch, two purr things and of course me who daddy says eats like a small child – snorts.
Then they came home to unload everything. Now mom has a great conclusion to this. She says, you shop all over the store and put things in your buggy. Then you have to unload everything at the register to be rung up. Then you have to load everything in your car to take home. Then you get home and have to take everything into the house and THEN put everything up. What a crap play huh? But daddy knew that mommy wasn’t feeling to good so he parked her in the kitchen and he brought everything into the house for her… aaww – that was sweet. Mom put everything up and crashed on the couch afterwards.
There she was medicated trying to get some rest while waiting for my Auntie Tina and cousins Savannah and Maverick to make it home. See they are visiting for a couple of days and was due to arrive at Nanas Sunday night. Mom finally got the call and her and dad then went to pick them all up for dinner. They went to a great pizza place and talked, laughed and got caught up. Afterwards, Auntie Tina and my cousins came to the Hotel Thompson to visit all of us anipals. That was great fun! We are all older now and loved the extra attention. And a certain piggy may or may not have done some cute things for that extra attention – just sayin’ . When they were done visiting, mom took them and Houdini up to Nana’s for a short visit. She was only there for a little over 30 minutes and then came home. After doing the medicines, for the week, she crashed pretty hard. Who cards that it was only 7PM, right?
So you see, we are all kind of excited that this past weekend is done. Completed. Over. Finished. All but one little itsy bitsy thing. What you ask? Snorts – I’m glad you asked. Tonight mom/dad are taking Houdini to a new groomer. This should be fun. Their appointment is at 6PM, right after mom’s work. Houdini doesn’t know yet. I’ll keep you posted on the results my friends. And one little question, is it the weekend yet? Snorts
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Hello my sweet friends. It’s been a couple of weeks since my last check in here from the Hotel Thompson. We are ALL so glad the renovation is over here. It was amazing and I hope you enjoyed seeing all of the before and after pictures as well as mom’s breakdown of the different phases. I tell you that mother of mine is a scheduler… and a juggler. She kept us all on a strict schedule. Have you see the television shows where they don’t show the home owner the after until it’s finished? That’s what mom/dad did to us anipals here. We all got shipped up the street to Nana’s to spend the night the day of the floor installation. The last thing we remember is the carpet and linoleum. So that Friday after the furniture was delivered, mom came and got us from Nana’s. OMD! Once we got inside of the Hotel Thompson, us anipals couldn’t believe it! It was so new and different. We all thought we were at the wrong house for a bit. So many different changes. We anipals went around and of course had to check things out and mark our territories. So many new things to try out!
Then it happened. Mom told us that we had to be careful of the new flooring and furniture. And of course, daddy put the baby gate back up blocking us from the kitchen. That baby gate is because of Bacon – don’t tell him I told you that. That pig – rolls doggy eyes – he knows how to open the freezer so he can’t go in there anymore. Since he can’t go in there, we can’t go in there. Of course, the cats jump the fence but I’m too little. But when I did get to go in the kitchen to check things out – WOW! I ran and ran and ran around that kitchen island so many times that I got dizzy. It’s so neat!
And of course my favorite piece of furniture is the couch. All of those big puffy pillows – I was in pooch heaven. My personal challenge is to see how many I can knock on the floor before mom/dad realize what I’m doing – barks! And mom’s chaise – WOW! That thing is like a bed for a queen – which my mommy is – 🙂 She keeps this comfy Chinese blankie on it that she wraps up in when she is on it. The other day, I jumped up with her. Yep – see the picture. It was so comfy! And are you wondering what my shirt says? It’s one of my favorites – of course my brother Bacon doesn’t like it but I think that’s what makes it even funnier. The shirt says, “I like bacon on my bacon”. Funny huh?
Well that’s all for me my friends – yawns – I hope you had a wonderful week as well. Happy weekend!
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Happy April Fool’s Day my friends. What? That’s not how it’s suppose to go? Oh, I get it. I’m suppose to “fool” you into something that you are not aware of. Oh I see – that’s how it works. Well, since I’ve already blown that part let me go in another direction. That would be fun, right? Nods piggy head – sure it will be.
I will tell you three things. ONE of them is true. YOU guess which one. How’s that for an April Fool’s Day? These may be tough so work it out my friends.
Statement 1 –
Since mommy loves the Mickey Mouse so much, dad thought he would meet her half way. He loves the rock group KISS.
So, daddy compromised and got this rocking Mickey Mouse/KISS tattoo this past weekend. Cool huh?
It looks tough. It looks cool. Mommy loves it. Daddy loves it. It’s a win-win situation. Don’t you think it’s groovy?
Statement 2 –
Oh dear piggy heavens help me – please help me! Mom and dad are doing a complete renovation here at the Hotel Thompson. Work started today and should be completed by Friday, April 17, 2015.
We are talking gut work – front room, kitchen and hallway. Out with all of the old – furniture, carpet and yucky linoleum in the kitchen. Painted walls, new floors and new furniture – perhaps some other really cool stuff.
All by Friday, April 17, 2015. Can I come live with you?
Statement 3 –
Our next door neighbor is getting a piggy – squeals – I’m going to have a girlfriend for real! They’ve talked about it for a while now.
I’m so excited. I can’t wait for you any longer Miss Piggy. 😦
There you go my friends. Three statements – which one is the truth? Go!
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Dear Bacon – When they humans are away, the Kung Fu Fighting comes out to play. This kitty was “Kung Fu Fighting” – go ahead you can sing and dance with me. I won’t tell anyone. “Those kicks were fast as lighting. In fact, it was a little bit frightening – But they fought with expert timing.” Signed Funky Chinatown
Dear Funky Chinatown – Awesome! What a way to start a Dear Bacon issue. Love that song. It’s one of mine and dad’s favorites. Heck, you should see dad put on his headband and go to town – he’s got the moves like Jagger! But don’t worry, you’re moves are tops!
Dear Bacon – I may look like a super dog but really I’m not. I’m waiting at the driveway for my super hero to get home from school. When he gets off the bus, I give him the cape. In my eyes, he will *always* be my super hero regardless of how old. Do you have a super hero Bacon? Signed Side Kick
Dear Side Kick – Let me tell you something my friend, you are not only the bestest Side Kick ever – you are my hero. ❤
Dear Bacon – Make it stop. Why. Why do we have to be punished like this and given these drownings? Why can’t I just stay dirty? Signed Soaking Wet
Dear Soaking Wet – Aaaww – little guy. I’m sorry you feel this way. Let me explain something to you. Your humans love you. They really do and it doesn’t seem like it but me trust on this okay. If they didn’t love you, they would’t bathe you and take care of you. You know – you wouldn’t have your forever home. And here at the Hotel Thompson, if your clean guess what. You get to snuggle in the big bed. Is that the rule there too? If so, go ahead and get it over with so you can get some bonding time. Baths don’t take forever. Close those puppy dog eyes and roll in some water my friend!
Dear Bacon – My human. All mine. I don’t share. This is my human’s hand. I will hold it and hug it and call it mine. All mine. Signed George
Dear George – I say go for it my furry friend. I would gladly give you my hoof as well – you look way too cuddly! That’s one lucky human for sure!
Dear Bacon – The shock! It was amazing! We couldn’t believe it! It was like a train wreck and we couldn’t move away from the window. What we saw Old Man McDonald doing to Mrs. McDonald – WOW! He is one lucky man. Oh, you’re asking what? Come closer and we will whisper it to you. He was doing the dishes for her! I know! Shocking huh? A man in the kitchen doing the dishes. We all almost passed out too! Signed the Farm Hands
Dear Farm Hands – What the pig!? I’m so showing this to daddy. WOW! Yes you are right. That Mrs. McDonald is one lucky lady for sure!! Let me know if you see anything else.
Remember my friends, Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Keep your letters and pictures coming – sent them to me on my email 🙂
REMEMBER FRIENDS – We can’t have Dear Bacon issues without YOU. Keep your pictures and questions coming to me via email 🙂
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Hello my new friends for another update with Paw Time with Houdini. Life is continuing to be so much fun here at the Hotel Thompson. I turned 7 months old this week. Can you believe that? Time is going by so fast and I’m having so much fun!
The other anipals here – Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl – have all been so helpful. I’ve learned a lot from them. Even daddy says that I’m growing up and out of the puppy stage. You’re probably wondering what have I learned right? Well, for one thing how to jump. You see there is this dreaded gate that separates me and Bacon from the kitchen area. Well we all know that is where the good stuff is because if not it wouldn’t be off limits, right? I’ve been watching Hemi and Mouse Girl and how they jump over said gate into the land of plenty called the kitchen. Yesterday, I jumped on the sofa near the gate. I crawled to the edge and looked over and guess what. It’s not that big of jump so I jumped. I was in the kitchen of plenty before anyone knew it. In fact, I was in there a LONG time before daddy knew I was missing – BARKS! The only reason he knew I was missing was because I sat in the kitchen barking like mad for him to let me back in so I could go to my room to potty. So you see, the purr things have taught me the freedom trail to the kitchen – thanks ya’ll.
And Bacon has taught me the way to the humans hearts. When it’s bedtime and I don’t want to go yet, just look cute and loving. Licking and giving kisses also helps the situation. If I do this 9 times out of 10, mom will take me to the big bed with them for a bit for some extra loving. Thanks Bacon for the advice.
And fetch. I ❤ me some fetch. Oh my doggy wonder – fetch is the bestest game ever invented. This ball I have in my mouth here in this picture is my favorite ball in the entire world. It was a gift from my friend Easy. The little holes in the ball make it easy for me to sink my teeth into it and I don’t give it up easily.
In fact, daddy says I need more training in fetch. You see, I get the ball gets thrown. I get the fact that I ‘fetch’ the ball and bring it back. I don’t know the concept of letting the ball go to be thrown again. Heck no – this is my ball and my game. I am so strong willed in keeping my ball that you can pick the ball up and I will hang from it growling. My ball. Barks! See the humans don’t understand the fact that I’m not playing fetch. Nope. I’m playing tug-a-war. BARKS and rolls with laughter. Who needs training now?
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Dear Bacon – The humans went to bed without letting me in. What’s a kitty to do? I “hung out” all night thinking that someone in this place might come to the door. I mean scratching on the window panes with these nails didn’t give them a hint that I was at the door – or the howling I was doing. Dude – these humans are hard at taking a hint. Signed Avon Calling
Dear Avon Calling – Dude, let me give you a couple of hints. First up – if my humans heard nails on a window pane or howls that I know you purr things can make that sound like babies or such, they would be UNDER the bed hiding from the ghosts and ghouls. Second up – If it’s like my abode, there is a curfew and the humans mean business with their curfew times. Next time, be on time so you can get inside of the house. Oh and you might want to go check on your humans. I think I can hear their teeth chattering all the way here at the Hotel Thompson.
Dear Bacon – Doctors tell the humans that one glass of red wine is good for their health. I think this can qualify for us anipals right? And hey, one glass so I got the biggest glass possible. Cheers my friend. Signed Winey
Dear Winey – For some reason, I don’t think red wine has the same benefits to us that it does the humans. Then again I may be wrong. Can you pass me the bottle to fill up my glass. Bottles Up. I’m so grapeful! Snorts.
Dear Bacon – My neighbors are characters… well at least that’s what my parents say. You see there is a hole in the fence between our two houses. My favorite thing to do is to stick my head in the fence to see what is going in their yard. Sometimes it’s better than what’s going on in mine. But for some reason, the past couple of times I’ve stuck my head in the hole, the neighbors snort and roll with laughter. I don’t get it. Do you? Signed Moose
Dear Moose – Oh My Pig! That is priceless my friend – I mean PRICELESS! I think your neighbors have the bestest sense of humor. It reminds me of my dad’s sense of humor here and the picture looks like something my dad would do. Snorts.
Dear Bacon – You know what they say about it’s take a village? Well, here is the proof. We’ve watched the humans go to this magical box in the kitchen. They push this button and water magically appears. We were shocked and amazed to say the least. Me and Fido got together and came up with a plan. He would lend me his back and I would investigate cause you know us purr things are better with our hands 🙂 So, I did and guess what. Water magically does appear when you push the button – awesome! Of course it was kind of hard to explain the puddle on the floor near the box. I just blamed it on Fido. Hey – it’s what us kitties do, right? Signed Cleo
Dear Cleo – Snorts! That is totally awesome! I don’t see one of those magical water thingies on our box here at the Hotel Thompson. I think you have hit the mother load of an endless fountain. And hey, Fido probably had it coming, right? Snorts.
Dear Bacon – I’ve heard you talk about Mouse Girl at your Hotel Thompson. I think she is absolutely beautiful, stunning so glorious and her eyes just capture my heart. I wanted to meet her so I was going to mail myself to her. It didn’t work so well though. When the postman opened the mailbox, he jumped pretty high for an old guy. I was kind of amazed. Who knew that he was afraid of cats? Signed Leo
Dear Leo – Oh goodness. I just don’t know what to say. Postman can jump huh? Maybe we should make a movie out of that. I think it could be something that the anipal world would love to see. Purr things make them jump and then barky things can chase them. It would be a great adventure!
Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without *YOU*. Keep sending me your letters and pictures to work every week.
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