Letter From Summer Camp

30 Jul

Dear Family,

Bacon here from Summer Camp.  There are a bunch of vultures here at camp.  No I’m not talking about Alfred Hitchcock and birds of nature.  I’m talking about thieves.  Someone in the cabin ate all of my Animal Crackers yesterday.  They are not admitting to who did it.  Don’t mess with the pig.  This means war. Good thing I packed my Ninja outfit when you weren’t looking.

Today we had to go running.  Snorts – as if this pig runs.  Unless there is food in the distance that is calling me, why would this oinker run?  So there I was softly walking to our destination.  My counselor Wolf creeped up behind me and howled.  What an as*$*!)  I took off running like it was really the Big Bad Wolf after me.  After a while of running, I heard clapping.  It took me a few minutes to realize it was just my thighs cheering me on.  That Wolf is a true as$*!&

Tonight, we get to sleep outside “under the stars in the fresh air”.  Really?  Do these people not watch television?  I’d rather be behind a locked door.  But then again, my Ninja outfit could come in handy tonight to find the culprit that ate my beloved Animal Crackers.  Evil snorts.


Posted by on 07/30/2015 in Bacon


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27 responses to “Letter From Summer Camp

  1. Charles

    07/30/2015 at 12:43 pm

    how rude … no one eats Beacon’s Animal Crackers …

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 1:35 pm

      Amen to that my friend. Bacon is serious about his snackables and food. You don’t touchy the Animal Crackers. I’m sure there will be heck to pay when he finds out who did this. Don’t let Bacon fool you. That oinker has skills when it comes to being a Ninja pig. ❤ Houdini

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/30/2015 at 12:45 pm

    I’m relieved that you have your ninja suit, B. “Under the stars” sounds like a good place to get murdered. Stay safe, buddy.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 1:37 pm

      Oh barks! You think I need to be afraid for brother Bacon Cupcake? There is no WAY in the world I would sleep outside in the wild – NO WAY. I’d rather be behind several locked doors with what mom calls Smith and Wesson – whatever that is – barks! ❤ Houdini

  3. katsrus

    07/30/2015 at 1:13 pm

    Bacon it just sounds awful. I wouldn’t like any of that either.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 2:12 pm

      Barks! I think he’s having some fun but messing with his food is a no go for sure. ❤ Houdini

  4. Luanne

    07/30/2015 at 2:09 pm

    I thought you were supposed to be learning to be a PIG. Pigs don’t eat animal crackers. They eat CHOCOLATE.

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 2:22 pm

      HAHAHA! Bacon eats everything but his favorite is Animal Crackers. He is so used to eating good here at the Hotel Thompson. He definitely hasn’t had any of mom’s cooking this week – which he normally eats. That’s for sure. ❤ Houdini

      • Luanne

        07/30/2015 at 2:36 pm

        Aw, poor Bacon. Missing mom’s cooking and then somebody steals the animal crackers!

      • PigLove

        07/30/2015 at 3:27 pm

        I know right! Bacon is serious about his food. I feel sorry for the culprit when Bacon finds out who it is. There will be heck to pay for sure. ❤ Houdini

  5. Animalcouriers

    07/30/2015 at 2:23 pm

    Oh Bacon we feel for you! Not going to believe any of it until we see photographic evidence though 😀

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 3:27 pm

      I’ll see exactly what I can do for you my friends when mommy goes to pick Bacon up from camp on this Saturday 🙂 ❤ Houdini

      • Animalcouriers

        07/30/2015 at 3:39 pm

        Now you’re talking Houdini!

  6. Miss Harper Lee

    07/30/2015 at 3:49 pm

    I’m starting to think that glamping is way more your style, Bacon!

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 4:12 pm

      Barks! I don’t know about that. I think brother Bacon knows he’s got it made here with his pampered self. ❤️ Houdini

  7. evilsquirrel13

    07/30/2015 at 4:12 pm

    This is why I never went camping. I much prefer the great indoors!

    • PigLove

      07/30/2015 at 5:02 pm

      I’m thinking I do too. But then again, you might say that you “work” outdoors. I saw the picture of your cute little friends on your bloggy 🙂 ❤ Houdini

  8. noodle4president

    07/30/2015 at 6:02 pm

    NOT THE ANIMAL CRACKERS! Okay, time to go ninja, Bacon! Make sure you put socks on so your hooves don’t make noise!

    • PigLove

      07/31/2015 at 9:05 am

      Don’t you worry. I know Bacon is on the hunt for that culprit that took his Animal Crackers. Bacon doesn’t mess around when it comes down to his snacks. They better be very afraid. ❤ Houdini

  9. The Canadian Cats

    07/30/2015 at 6:05 pm

    Dude! You ran? Imagine, the effort it took for you to run. You had some incentive with Wolf behind you shouting. Maybe you will find the animal cracker thief while you’re under the stars.

    (((Shoko and Kali)))

    • PigLove

      07/31/2015 at 9:06 am

      I know! I couldn’t believe Bacon ran either like that. His counselor needs to have a spanking for scaring my big brother like that. Just what in the world was he thinking, right? I so can’t wait for Bacon to come home tomorrow. ❤ Houdini

  10. gentlestitches

    07/30/2015 at 11:18 pm

    what is so great about the great outdoors? Let us know! 😀

    • PigLove

      07/31/2015 at 9:07 am

      I’m sure he will tell us everything. Bacon outside at night under the stars – this we all gotta hear about. ❤ Houdini

  11. speedyrabbit

    07/31/2015 at 1:58 am

    Have fun Bacon with your Ninja costume,you got a closet nearby maybe I could could pay you a visit?xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      07/31/2015 at 9:07 am

      I’m sure he would totally love that my friend. ❤ Houdini

  12. onespoiledcat

    07/31/2015 at 9:50 am

    Houdini tells me that you’re coming home tomorrow – I bet you can’t wait to get in that Egyptian cotton sheet of yours for a NICE SNOOZIE!

    Hugs, Sammy

  13. Nylabluesmum

    08/04/2015 at 7:24 pm

    Thiss Camp deel sounds purrty ruff Unccle Bacon….should wee mail you sum more Animal Crackurss???
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx


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