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Today’s Forecast

 

It’s so miserably HOT here at the Hotel Thompson.  Hope you stay cool my friends wherever you are.  At this time, I should be on my way to Piggy Summer Camp.  I hope it’s not this hot there.  Snorts and Oinks!

 
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Joke of the Day

A man was arrested for stealing  Finally the court date rolled around and he and his wife went.  The judge asked the man, “Young man, exactly what did you steal?”  The man replied, “Sir, I stole some peaches.”

The judge asked, “How many did you steal?”  The man replied, “Six”.

The judge said, “Well, I’m going to give you one month for every peach you stole.  Sentence is six months”.  After saying that, the wife raised her hand and asked if she could say something.  The judge said of course.

The woman stood up and said, “Well, he stole a can of peas too.”

 
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