I’m still feeling amused today my friends – snorts. Be afraid 🙂 Enjoy these and if you happen to wee on yourself just a bit from laughing, I won’t tell anyone. 🙂
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? “I know what’s wrong here; you’re just a little hoarse!”
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, “Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.”
So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.
Just in time, he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
“Whew,” said the man, “thank God!”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
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I’m sorry mom and dad. I couldn’t resist this. I heard you both get up from the couch this morning. There was more snapping and cracking go on that for a minute I thought daddy had some cereal on the counter.
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