Five Statements – Truth Revealed

Welcome back my friends to the reveal of the five statements.  Which one did you guess was true?  Did you pick it right away or did it take some work in thinking about each one?  Just what kind of person is my mommy?  Let’s see if you got it right.

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Statement #01 – Mom got a sport letter and award in Track when she was in high school.   Winner-Winner.  Mommy actually was the assistant to the track coach in high school for two years and kept the scores for all meets.  This is how she gained her letter and award.  Snorts – you thought she ran didn’t you?  If mom ran, she says she would have two black eyes and two broken knees.  Now that is hilarious!  AND who was the first person to guess it correctly – my brother Easy.  He knows my mommy!

Statement #02 – Mommy loves Cabbage Patch Kids.  Really?  Mommy despised Cabbage Patch Kids.  If you are a true follower, you have read her story about the demise of her *cherished* Cabbage Patch Kid in a fierce game of Cowboys and Indians – snorts with piggy laughter.

Statement #03 – Mom graduated with a C average in high school.  C student – oh no.  Mommy was an honor graduate – straight A’s.  In fact, some would say she was a nerd!  The shock of that huh?

Statement #04 – Mom’s first pet she ever had was a snail named Igor.  This would have been cool but again no.  Mom’s first pet was a dog named Beast.

Statement #05 – Mom and dad met when mom was working her pole at her second job.  Now I had to throw this in there.  Of course it didn’t happen this way.  But once, mom/dad went to a book store when they were dating.  Mom wrote a check and the lady asked for her work number.  Daddy did tell the lady it was the Cheetah Club (which was a strip joint in Atlanta, Georgia).  The lady replied, “Yeah, right.  I don’t think anyone with Holly Hobby checks would be a stripper!”.  Now *that’s* funny.

 

Daddy You Are So Funny!

Snorts!  So the other night mom/dad went out to dinner.  When they came home, I got mom’s iPhone and went through the pictures.  Why do you ask?  Because she always has such neat pictures on there and this time she *knew* I was looking so I wasn’t doing something I wasn’t suppose to be doing.  So I found this picture below of daddy.  I just looked at mommy like okay and…So she explained the picture.  And my friends – believe me it’s hilarious.

So mom and dad went to this place local place called Chick-Fil-A.  It’s a great little place that has wonderful family values and great chicken by the way says mommy.  Well they got done eating and went to check out.  Daddy said he was going to go ahead and go out front and wait on mommy.  Now, remember that daddy has very limited vision – he can see maybe tops 20% and it is no way in this world clear at all.  You see him wearing glasses in a lot of the pictures but that’s mainly to protect his eyes from anything that might get in his face.

So mommy was like, “Are you sure you can get out front by yourself?”  Daddy was determined that he could do this so he said yes and went outside.

A few minutes later, mommy came outside to see daddy sitting like above.  Daddy was ‘talking’ to the guy on the bench with him.  Mom couldn’t help but laugh.  You see the bench/statue are new.  It is the founder of Chick-Fil-A, Truett Cathy.  The restaurant has recently put this in front of the restaurant in honor of Mr. Cathy who he passed away last September.

  Of course after taking the picture – snorts, mom walked over to daddy and said, “What are you doing?”  Daddy replied, “Talking to this guy.”  Mommy said for kicks and giggles, “Was it a good conversation?”  Daddy replied, “No, he was kind of quiet.”  Okay by this time mom was rolling.  Mommy finally couldn’t take it anymore and said, “Honey, it was a statue.”  Daddy didn’t miss a beat and said, “No wonder he was slow talker.”

Now you have to know mom/dad.  They are jokers by heart and no way mean harm in any of this.  They both thought it was good plain fun – accidents happen.  Trust me.  There’s lots of things that happen here at the Hotel Thompson.  Daddy would much rather laugh about them then sit and cry feeling pity about himself.