Daily Archives: 07/09/2015
Help my friends. I think there is something serious going on here at the Hotel Thompson. Mom/dad have been in their whispering spelling out words mode lately. That’s not good. That’s my first sign that something is going on that shouldn’t be.
I’ll be the first one to tell you I’m sweating it here. I came into the kitchen last night and mom told dad sshh. They had some kind of brochure on the kitchen island. I could see the paper but I couldn’t see what it was. I know it had to be something important though. What could it be? What are mom/dad up to? Do you have any ideas my friends?
It has to be about me. Why else would they be quiet when I come into the room? This is not good. Not good at all. I’m going to get in the kitchen later on today to see if I can find that brochure on the island. Perhaps I can get Hemi to help me out. Surely he can help this pig out. I’ll keep you posted.
Oh shivers! This week it has been Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. We have watched a lot of the shows. Shows that highlighted when sharks attack. Shows that highlight guys/gals going down in the ocean in shark cages feeding sharks by hand. Shows that highlighted HUGE sharks. Shows that highlight sharks that bit people and showed the bites – shivers.
Then if that wasn’t bad enough, mom got a wild hair over the long weekend and decided to watch ALL of the Jaws movies. Really mom? Not just the original Jaws with “We’re going to need a bigger boat”, but all of them – Jaws 2, Jaws 3 and then Jaws Revenge. Shakes piggy head. Snorts – but us anipals stood by her side and watched with her. Double evil snorts – I even called Houdini Shark Bait. Now *that* was funny.
After this week of watching all of these shows, I had a dream about surfing. It was a nightmare! There is no way this little oinker is going anywhere near the beach. Heck, I may even rethink getting in my piggy pool or the bathtub for that matter!
Have you watched any of these shows on television? Any favorites? Any experiences of seeing sharks in real life? Have you seen them at the beach?
Mom and dad said they saw one at Tybee Island, Georgia a couple of years ago. Shivers – I’m glad it was them and not me. I don’t wanna be shark bait.