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Letter From Summer Camp

Dear Family,

Bacon here from Summer Camp.  There are a bunch of vultures here at camp.  No I’m not talking about Alfred Hitchcock and birds of nature.  I’m talking about thieves.  Someone in the cabin ate all of my Animal Crackers yesterday.  They are not admitting to who did it.  Don’t mess with the pig.  This means war. Good thing I packed my Ninja outfit when you weren’t looking.

Today we had to go running.  Snorts – as if this pig runs.  Unless there is food in the distance that is calling me, why would this oinker run?  So there I was softly walking to our destination.  My counselor Wolf creeped up behind me and howled.  What an as*$*!)  I took off running like it was really the Big Bad Wolf after me.  After a while of running, I heard clapping.  It took me a few minutes to realize it was just my thighs cheering me on.  That Wolf is a true as$*!&

Tonight, we get to sleep outside “under the stars in the fresh air”.  Really?  Do these people not watch television?  I’d rather be behind a locked door.  But then again, my Ninja outfit could come in handy tonight to find the culprit that ate my beloved Animal Crackers.  Evil snorts.

 
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Posted by on 07/30/2015 in Bacon

 

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Happy Weekend

Happy Weekend my friends!  I hope you have something exciting planned.  I’m not sure what mom/dad will be up to you yet.  They’ve been tossing ideas back and forth all weekend.  I’ve heard everything from visiting the zoo to just simply hanging out with the Baconator – ME?!  Oink snort.  Of course, I personally favor the latter.  I’m always up for snuggles.  Whatever they decide, I’ll keep you posted. 

Have a fabulous weekend my friends!

 
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Posted by on 05/17/2013 in Bacon

 

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