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11 Apr

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What can I say? I’m a chick magnet. Every time I go through the park, the chicks follow me around. It kind of makes me feel like the Pied Piper but with chicks – bark. Signed The Dog

Dear The Dog,
Snorts. I have to admit that you are the dog my friend. Not only one or two chicks – you got the entire clan. Way to go. Don’t walk – strut – you are the dog!


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Oh surprise. Do you think the kids here will be able to guess what their new toy is? Rolls kitty eyes. This is only the beginning of the torture I’m in for. It’s time to get the nails out. Signed Surprise

Dear Surprised,

Let me start by saying yes it is awful that they ‘wrapped’ the kids new toy. But then again on the other hoof, that is so funny and cute. Just think how surprised the kids will be! Snorts. But I have to tell you, you have the patience unknown to me. They even wrapped your tail! You can’t really blame the humans. I mean, you did sit still long enough and allowed them to do this to you. Snorts


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Dear Bacon,
Meow. The humans have this game called Twister. They are in awe of it. What’s funny is the woman human bought this rug from the front room thinking it was just darling and it is. But all I can do is think of their Twister game. Purr thing on blue. Just wait until I stretch to the yellow or red dots. Insert evil purr. Signed Cat Twister

Dear Cat Twister,
OMP (Oh my pig!) You are so right. That rug does look like Twister in an off strange way. That is so cool. I think you should call in the dog, the humans and others in the neighborhood to play with you. It would be outrageous!


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Dear Bacon,
You’re really not the only one with skills my friend. Sometimes when the humans leave up their laptop, I jump on for a few. These humans are twisted. I saw a picture of them on line and I guess my face shows you what I think. My eyes are burning. Signed Shocker

Dear Shocker,

Snorts. Sometimes my friends you should just simply leave things alone when the humans are involved. What is seen can not be unseen.

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7 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    April 11, 2017 at 2:07 am

    dear THE dog, please send me the recipe of the magic potion you use… I would like to become a chick magnet too…. it’s good when the food follows you :O))))))

     
    • Piglove

      April 11, 2017 at 8:52 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I guess it brings new meaning to playing with your food, huh brother? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. CarolMaeWY

    April 11, 2017 at 3:09 am

    The Dog has it made! Walking in a beautiful park and followed by chicks. The cats are great too.

     
    • Piglove

      April 11, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Weren’t these great as always? XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. evilsquirrel13

    April 11, 2017 at 10:57 am

    I never knew Col. Sanders had a dog….

     
  4. Amy

    April 12, 2017 at 12:11 am

    Poor, poor, wrapped kitty.

     
    • Piglove

      April 12, 2017 at 9:23 am

      I know! Make sure you check out Houdini’s Paw Time this Friday. You are going to love it!! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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