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Dear Bacon,

My master thinks he is so smart – bark bark.  He put things on the couch in order to make sure “I” wouldn’t get on the couch.  He forgot one thing though.  There is always the back of the couch – HA!  I’m not sure who was more surprised when he found me there – his face was priceless!  Signed One Smart K9

Dear One Smart K9,

That is too funny.  You are really smart.  I don’t know why the humans just don’t cater to us.  They know we are going to figure out the ways – You go pooch!


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Does this look pitiful enough on my face?  This is my plead for, “Can you spare a cup of nuts my friend?”  It seems to work at times.  What do you think?  Signed Nut Collector

Dear Nut Collector,

AAWW that look is precious.  I know if you came to my door, my mom would let you have a cup of nuts… possible a safe dry place as well.  Bashful my pet rock gets that look sometimes when he wants things.  There’s just no way you can say no.


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Dear Bacon,

A lot of people are scared of me and I can’t understand why.  Don’t I have a likeable face?  I even try to smile more to make myself more personable.  Signed Smiling Liz

Dear Smiling Liz,

Your beautiful my friend.  It’s their loss if they can’t see that inner and outer beauty.  Keep smiling and doing your thing my friend!


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Dear Bacon,

Do you ever spend time in front of the mirror after you brush your teeth checking yourself out?  I just can’t help it.  This is my time when I practice my smile and winking my eyes.  Signed Vanity the Cat

Dear Vanity the Cat,

You know I do spend some time in front of the mirror.  I think we all need to at times.  I like to personally watch how I move my tail up and down and sideways.  You know cats move their tails with such elegance and I try to practice that to impress the purr things here.  Carry on!


20130415-093913.jpgDear Bacon,

Trouble in 3, 2 and 1.  The master caught us playing on the bed and thought it was hilarious.  You see, I’m not the one that initiates the trouble in this household – it’s the cat.  Always has been.  Do your cats cause this much trouble at the Hotel Thompson?  Signed Innocent Pooch

Dear Innocent Pooch,

Well, yes they do.  They are definitely the little instigators here at the Hotel Thompson.  They like to wiggle those long tails right in front of me to get my attention and then whine if I pull it.  And that Hemi with his extra digits, he likes to run by me and slap my little pig hiney.  Oh yeah, I can definitely relate to the trouble makers – snort.

 
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Posted by on April 18, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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Dear Bacon

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What can I say? I’m a chick magnet. Every time I go through the park, the chicks follow me around. It kind of makes me feel like the Pied Piper but with chicks – bark. Signed The Dog

Dear The Dog,
Snorts. I have to admit that you are the dog my friend. Not only one or two chicks – you got the entire clan. Way to go. Don’t walk – strut – you are the dog!


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Oh surprise. Do you think the kids here will be able to guess what their new toy is? Rolls kitty eyes. This is only the beginning of the torture I’m in for. It’s time to get the nails out. Signed Surprise

Dear Surprised,

Let me start by saying yes it is awful that they ‘wrapped’ the kids new toy. But then again on the other hoof, that is so funny and cute. Just think how surprised the kids will be! Snorts. But I have to tell you, you have the patience unknown to me. They even wrapped your tail! You can’t really blame the humans. I mean, you did sit still long enough and allowed them to do this to you. Snorts


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Dear Bacon,
Meow. The humans have this game called Twister. They are in awe of it. What’s funny is the woman human bought this rug from the front room thinking it was just darling and it is. But all I can do is think of their Twister game. Purr thing on blue. Just wait until I stretch to the yellow or red dots. Insert evil purr. Signed Cat Twister

Dear Cat Twister,
OMP (Oh my pig!) You are so right. That rug does look like Twister in an off strange way. That is so cool. I think you should call in the dog, the humans and others in the neighborhood to play with you. It would be outrageous!


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Dear Bacon,
You’re really not the only one with skills my friend. Sometimes when the humans leave up their laptop, I jump on for a few. These humans are twisted. I saw a picture of them on line and I guess my face shows you what I think. My eyes are burning. Signed Shocker

Dear Shocker,

Snorts. Sometimes my friends you should just simply leave things alone when the humans are involved. What is seen can not be unseen.

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Posted by on April 11, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon, I’m not saying that marriage is bad or anything but sometimes arrgghh. You see this is the missus on top of me. She fell asleep while sunning herself. There is no way I’m moving to wake her up. Not going to happen. Trust me, you would rather hang on for your dear life by your nails like me than to wake your other half. Signed Hanging On

Dear Hanging On,  It’s really sweet in a way my friend. Sure after a while you have no feelings in your legs and your nails feel like they are going to be ripped off, but at least you have your significant other. The one that makes you smile and gives you butterflies in your tummy. Just remember those things okay. Hang in there – snorts.


Dear Bacon – I don’t know why the humans keep looking at me and calling for Fluffy. Fluffy is not here. In fact, there’s nothing to see here at all. No fluffy… I just have a really nice comfortable pillow. Signed Bewildered

Dear Bewildered, Um…I’m going out on a limb here my friend but have you checked your so called ‘pillow’ lately? Does your pillow feel strange with fur, a heart beat and perhaps claws? You might want to double check that pillow – snorts.


Dear Bacon – Dude, you gotta help a dog out. My humans read your blog. For some reason, it intrigues them. So much so, that they want a pesky little oinker like you – no offense. To make matters worse, they dress me up and tell me to act like you. I need your help. Their strange obsession is getting on my last nerve. Help. Signed Pig Want A Be

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Dear Pig Want A Be, No offense pal but you are just the cutest little dog in disguise that I’ve seen in some time. Heck, some would say that you are *almost* as cute as me… almost. I think your humans have a great sense of humor and they have great taste. What’s wrong in being a piggy? I can’t think of anything bad in my charmed life. Snorts.


Dear Bacon – Never trust your brother – EVER! I should have known he was up to no good. He walked through the house with this can in his mouth and told me to come outside to see something. Yep I saw something alrighty. Confetti strings covering my head. The nerve. He does have to sleep sometime, right? Signed Stupid and Covered

Dear Stupid and Covered,  Aaaww dude – it’s kind of funny. So colorful and bright. At least he took you outside so your humans wouldn’t fuss. I’m so sure you can think of something to get even. If not, give me a call. I might be able to help you out🙂


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep emailing me your pictures and questions ❤

 
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Posted by on January 10, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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Dear Bacon

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I’m not saying that marriage is bad or anything but sometimes arrgghh. You see this is the missus on top of me. She fell asleep while sunning herself. There is no way I’m moving to wake her up. Not going to happen. Trust me, you would rather hang on for your dear life by your nails like me than to wake your other half. Signed Hanging On

Dear Hanging On,

It’s really sweet in a way my friend. Sure after a while you have no feelings in your legs and your nails feel like they are going to be ripped off, but at least you have your significant other. The one that makes you smile and gives you butterflies in your tummy. Just remember those things okay. Hang in there – snorts.

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I don’t know why the humans keep looking at me and calling for Fluffy. Fluffy is not here. In fact, there’s nothing to see here at all. No fluffy… I just have a really nice comfortable pillow. Signed Bewildered

Dear Bewildered,
Um…I’m going out on a limb here my friend but have you checked your so called ‘pillow’ lately? Does your pillow feel strange with fur, a heart beat and perhaps claws? You might want to double check that pillow – snorts.

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Dude, you gotta help a dog out. My humans read your blog. For some reason, it intrigues them. So much so, that they want a pesky little oinker like you – no offense. To make matters worse, they dress me up and tell me to act like you. I need your help. Their strange obsession is getting on my last nerve. Help. Signed Pig Want A Be

Dear Pig Want A Be,

No offense pal but you are just the cutest little dog in disguise that I’ve seen in some time. Heck, some would say that you are *almost* as cute as me… almost. I think your humans have a great sense of humor and they have great taste. What’s wrong in being a piggy? I can’t think of anything bad in my charmed life. Snorts.

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Never trust your brother – EVER! I should have known he was up to no good. He walked through the house with this can in his mouth and told me to come outside to see something. Yep I saw something alrighty. Confetti strings covering my head. The nerve. He does have to sleep sometime, right? Signed Stupid and Covered

Dear Stupid and Covered,

Aaaww dude – it’s kind of funny. So colorful and bright. At least he took you outside so your humans wouldn’t fuss. I’m so sure you can think of something to get even. If not, give me a call. I might be able to help you out 🙂

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*Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming. Send them to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2014 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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