Dear Bacon

13 Sep

Dear Bacon – Seriously!?  Trust me humans.  Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.  Really – trust me.  The commercials for “bring your pets anywhere” and the “adventure” doesn’t really fly with us anipals.  Let alone the phrase bonding.  Let me tell you a secret humans – pay attention now – we can bond at home.  No need for the side of a cliff.  I’m just sayin!  Signed Hanging Kitty

Dear Hanging Kitty – Dude, I got you totally on this.  I take great comfort in the confinement of my home.  I have no intentions of camping or hanging out like yourself there – EVER!  But my friend – please be careful until you get back home.  You wouldn’t want to lose one of those lives of yours.

Dear Bacon – I get called a name a lot that this picture represents.  I know you are a smart pig and can figure this out.  I really don’t like this name.  I prefer Donkey.  I mean doesn’t that sound so much better than the other word?  Go ahead and get it out.  I know you want to.  Signed Sir Donkey

Dear Sir Donkey – It took me a couple of minutes but I get it.  That’s pretty funny.  It’s a hole and your a …. donkey.  Snorts with piggy laughter.  Yeah, I think I like donkey better too.

Dear Bacon – Do you believe piggy friend?  I so do!  I just know that we can’t be the only ones out here.  There has to be little green men or grey men – something like that out there too.  I’ve watched a lot of documentaries and silently slithered listening to the information.  I even thought I would put aluminum foil on my head to see if I can make contact.  I admit I got help with that.. you know no fingers and all.  So what do you think?  Is there life out there among us that don’t belong here?  Signed Slivering Scully

Dear Slivering Scully – OMP!  I’ve seen those shows too.  All of them – Area 51, X-Files, Monsters and Mysteries in America just to name a few.  I do believe.  I mean heck, I think some of them walk among us.  I mean think about – I could be a pig from another planet.  It could happen – snorts!

Dear Bacon – I give up.  This two legged creature is now living with us in my home.  Mom and dad left one day and then a couple of days came back home with it.  It is loud.  It stinks.  It throws up fur balls a lot.  It just sleeps and poops.  Rolls kitty eyes.  I really don’t understand it.  So I climb in one of it’s sitting play things.  And guess what?  I got stuck.  So disgraceful.  I couldn’t move.  I couldn’t wiggle out of it.  I was totally humiliated.  Of course the humans got me out after they took pictures for that Facebook thing.  Kill me now.  Signed Stuck in a Rough Place

Dear Stuck in a Rough Place – I have so been there my friend many times.  Of course the humans are going to take pictures first before helping you out of your delicate situation.  I don’t understand them at all.  I really don’t.  I’m sorry about it being in your home now.  Try to stay far, far away from it… at least until they are in their teens.


Dear Bacon – Look I might be a small pup but I’m strong in heart.  I must weigh 200 pounds – look at these muscles!  Do you lift?  Signed Dexter

Dear Dexter – Aaww – you do look like you are strong like an ox my friend.  Remember safety first and always have a spotter okay.

❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your pictures/letters. ❤


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26 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Nice piece of work

    09/13/2016 at 2:27 am

    Best way to start my day! Too funny xxx

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:38 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  2. amommasview

    09/13/2016 at 2:56 am

    Makes me giggle so much every time I visit your blog. Fantastic!

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:38 am

      aaww that’s the best comment a piggy can get my dear friend. I really appreciate hearing that. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Cupcake

    09/13/2016 at 5:59 am

    Just remember, Sir Donkey, “…sticks and stones…” You do you, big buddy.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:39 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I love that beautiful. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Skyler Braveheart

    09/13/2016 at 6:05 am

    This is me of your very best pal!

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:39 am

      aaww thanks sweet pal!! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    09/13/2016 at 8:29 am

    Awww Dexter…you are too cute by half! Keep working at…working out, little buddy. ❤

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:39 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. easyweimaraner

    09/13/2016 at 8:30 am

    hahahaha…and now I know what inspired the Mc Coys to the hang on sloopy song :o)

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:40 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I bet you are right brother! XOXO – Bacon

  7. AmyRose🌹

    09/13/2016 at 9:05 am

    Oh, Bacon! Thank you for the laughs! Loved this post!!! 🙂

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 9:40 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  8. finleywestie

    09/13/2016 at 11:04 am

    Thanks fur da chuckles, Bacon… dat poor kitty looks like it’s thinkin’…”Whut da woof is wrong wiff dese people…dey couldn’t just leave me at home to sleep in my sun puddle.. Noooo… dey has to drag me along….” bol, bol!

    • Piglove

      09/13/2016 at 12:42 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Thanks my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  9. jansfunnyfarm

    09/13/2016 at 9:51 pm

    You’re so sweet to advise your friends in need.

    Speaking of need, you might want to suggest your mom trim those bushes before they have squatters like one of ours does. You know, *whispers*, w-a-s-p-s.

    • Piglove

      09/14/2016 at 9:50 am

      Oh I am so on it my friend. I think mom said she is going to hire a professional. Which daddy thinks is a good think because if not we might not have any more bushes. Hope you are feeling better. XOXO – Bacon

  10. gentlestitches

    09/14/2016 at 2:55 am

    spotters are essential! LOL!

    • Piglove

      09/14/2016 at 9:51 am

      Yes they are! XOXO – Bacon

  11. angelswhisper2011

    09/14/2016 at 3:43 am

    MOL…that poor kitty in the sack…I think he froze…MOL 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      09/14/2016 at 9:53 am

      I know! Can you imagine?! Sure I want to go out with mom too but I think I’ll pass on mountain climbing. What was that guy thinking? XOXO – Bacon

  12. purrfectkitties

    09/14/2016 at 10:25 am

    MOL MOL MOL 😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs, sweetie! ❤ ❤ ❤

  13. evilsquirrel13

    09/14/2016 at 11:16 am

    I’m not sure who’s more upset…. the backpack cat or the donkeyhole…

    • Piglove

      09/14/2016 at 11:43 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m going to call it a safe toss up between the two. Both of them look kind of miserable to me. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Don’t let Bashful fool you if he asks to play cards. I still owe him $3.00


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