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Dear Bacon – Seriously!? Trust me humans. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Really – trust me. The commercials for “bring your pets anywhere” and the “adventure” doesn’t really fly with us anipals. Let alone the phrase bonding. Let me tell you a secret humans – pay attention now – we can bond at home. No need for the side of a cliff. I’m just sayin! Signed Hanging Kitty
Dear Hanging Kitty – Dude, I got you totally on this. I take great comfort in the confinement of my home. I have no intentions of camping or hanging out like yourself there – EVER! But my friend – please be careful until you get back home. You wouldn’t want to lose one of those lives of yours.
Dear Bacon – I get called a name a lot that this picture represents. I know you are a smart pig and can figure this out. I really don’t like this name. I prefer Donkey. I mean doesn’t that sound so much better than the other word? Go ahead and get it out. I know you want to. Signed Sir Donkey
Dear Sir Donkey – It took me a couple of minutes but I get it. That’s pretty funny. It’s a hole and your a …. donkey. Snorts with piggy laughter. Yeah, I think I like donkey better too.
Dear Bacon – Do you believe piggy friend? I so do! I just know that we can’t be the only ones out here. There has to be little green men or grey men – something like that out there too. I’ve watched a lot of documentaries and silently slithered listening to the information. I even thought I would put aluminum foil on my head to see if I can make contact. I admit I got help with that.. you know no fingers and all. So what do you think? Is there life out there among us that don’t belong here? Signed Slivering Scully
Dear Slivering Scully – OMP! I’ve seen those shows too. All of them – Area 51, X-Files, Monsters and Mysteries in America just to name a few. I do believe. I mean heck, I think some of them walk among us. I mean think about – I could be a pig from another planet. It could happen – snorts!
Dear Bacon – I give up. This two legged creature is now living with us in my home. Mom and dad left one day and then a couple of days came back home with it. It is loud. It stinks. It throws up fur balls a lot. It just sleeps and poops. Rolls kitty eyes. I really don’t understand it. So I climb in one of it’s sitting play things. And guess what? I got stuck. So disgraceful. I couldn’t move. I couldn’t wiggle out of it. I was totally humiliated. Of course the humans got me out after they took pictures for that Facebook thing. Kill me now. Signed Stuck in a Rough Place
Dear Stuck in a Rough Place – I have so been there my friend many times. Of course the humans are going to take pictures first before helping you out of your delicate situation. I don’t understand them at all. I really don’t. I’m sorry about it being in your home now. Try to stay far, far away from it… at least until they are in their teens.
Dear Dexter – Aaww – you do look like you are strong like an ox my friend. Remember safety first and always have a spotter okay.
❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue to email me your pictures/letters. ❤
Friends – can we bark? Moms do the silliest things. No reason – I’m being honest. Now I’m a pooch and I’m *never* going to turn down a toy…not evah! But sometimes, I think we need to discuss parameters.
Let’s take a look at this picture. It’s called Silly Bums Junior. Look closely at the picture… “Nothing BUTT fun for your dog”. Shaking my Yorkie head. Friends, this is the hind leg quarters of a chicken… two legs, the back side and big fluffy tail. No head, no arms, no nothing – just the BUM.
Now when me and dad had “the” conversation a couple of weeks ago and he said one day I would like a bit of a$*!)$, this is not what I expected or the picture he drew. What? Don’t all anipals go through that ‘talk’?
But let me get back on point. This is the stuffed toy that mom brought me home one day. Now it has a squeaky toy. It has crinkles. It’s furry. And let me just say that I tore that ass up because that toy is no more – barks with puppy laughter.
So I hope your day is wonderful my friends and I hope that your weekend is even better. We are all expecting a package here at the Hotel Thompson and I’m hoping that it comes tomorrow. Keep your paws, fingers or hooves crossed that it gets here in time cause we can’t wait to get it.
I know that sounds mysterious but once we get it in hand, we will definitely share with you what it is. Any thoughts?
And of course, I leave you with Jokes with Daddy. Hope you enjoy! ♥