There’s no other way to put this.
They say that admission is the first step. I’m here to tell you the truth first hand before it gets out. Nylablue please forgive me for I have strayed. A momentary lapse in judgment was all that it took.
One night when mom and dad went out on their date, I made a few phone calls myself. I invited a certain lady over and well things got a little too far. Before I knew it, we were in mom and dad’s room on their Select Comfort bed and Barry White’s It’s Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next Me was playing in the background on the stereo system.
I was hand feeding my lady strawberries and whip cream and she was doing the same for me. It was really great. And then things got heavy.
I know I shouldn’t have. It wasn’t right. I’m not that kind of pig. But I guess dad was right in saying that one day I would grow up and step away from mom to be a man pig. Well I did. I guess in 114 days, we will have some little Bacon Juniors and Bacon Juniorettes running around the Hotel Thompson.
I’m sorry if you think worse of me. It is Spring and that time in a little pigs life.
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Of course I didn’t! Snorts – my mommy raised me better than that! Love you my friends 😉
Piglove 
digitalgranny
04/01/2014 at 1:20 am
LMAO!! Oh sweet bacon you make us all chuckle.
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 8:52 am
Thank you my friend. I’m glad you enjoyed my little contribution to April Fools Day 🙂 Have a great one. XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
04/01/2014 at 4:14 am
BOL BOL Bacon you got us. We so believed you. The Barry White bit was what fooled us LOL. Happy April Fools. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 8:53 am
Snorts. I threw Barry White into the mix because that’s one of my dad’s favorites. I so couldn’t resist an April Fools Day to you my friend. Have a great one! XOXO – Bacon
Lori Fontanes
04/01/2014 at 6:15 am
U had me there, Bacon! Happy April 1st back atcha!!!
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 8:58 am
Snorts. It made you laugh huh? I *almost* had you. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
04/01/2014 at 6:21 am
HaHa! I thought it was a breeding program! LOL!
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 8:58 am
Snorticles. I so couldn’t resist this. It was too funny! XOXO – Bacon
Reilly and Denny
04/01/2014 at 6:34 am
We knows you is a loyal pig…….but it would be fun the have lots of mini bacons 🙂
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:00 am
Snorts. Mommy said the same thing. Ya’ll are wicked! See when I was little, aliens came and took those magical parts. Well, that’s what mommy tells me – sorts. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
04/01/2014 at 7:41 am
Bwahaahahahah I though you had lost your Porcine mind my friend bwahahahaha the barry white got me too bwahahahaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:00 am
Snorts. Darn – I guess I shouldn’t went with another wonderful song – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
04/02/2014 at 8:42 am
Bwahahahaaah 🙂 perhaps my friend 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
peacelovenwhiskers
04/01/2014 at 8:10 am
Oh you are evil…
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:00 am
Snorticles. Thank you. I take that as a compliment – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud). XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
04/01/2014 at 8:35 am
You are apologizing? Hey, the world needs Baconettes.
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:01 am
OMP (Oh my pig). What an enabler you are! Snorts. I’ll be sure to tell mommy that and see what she says. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
04/01/2014 at 8:41 am
hahahaha, oh wow! that was great! But Barry, StrawBARRY’s and whip cream sounds not bad :o)
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:02 am
No it doesn’t brother. It sounds like an awesome combination. I wonder if I can finagle some out of dad in a few? I think mom has some berries and cream in that big magical ice box in the guarded fridge. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
04/01/2014 at 9:08 am
mom said she would Barry and strawBarry’s with whip cream in the bathtub… in the bathtub? with water? that’s odd, think some pickets of her fence are loose….
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:22 am
That is particular. I must ask mommy about that later and see if she fell off the same fence – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
The Scottie Chronicles
04/01/2014 at 9:26 am
OH MY DAWG! You had me going there my porcine pal!
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:38 am
Snorts. I couldn’t resist. i just couldn’t my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Kathryn McCullough
04/01/2014 at 10:28 am
LOL, dear Bacon!
Sorry to have been away all weekend. I don’t know how many posts I may have missed, but it’s going to be a busy month for me–traveling to the beach, teaching a week-long workshop, and having friends visit from the US. Fun, but YIKES!
As I commented on another blog, maybe all of this happening at once is appropriate, given that it’s April, after-all. When it rains,, it pours. Right?
Looking forward to be fooled again next year, my little pig-headed friend!
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 11:38 am
ooohh squeal. How exciting – beach time and friends from the US. I wonder if I can box myself up and send me to you for some fun and sun? Try to breathe and find time for yourself during your busy schedule. We need you too my friend 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Kuruk
04/01/2014 at 11:02 am
WOL!
p.s. remember she is MY Nylabluwoowooooooo! mmmmm…bacon sounds yumwumwum! 🙂
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 11:38 am
Snorticles – you are so funny Kuruk. First off, I taste nothing like bacon… just ask the purr things here. They’ve licked me and told me that – snorts. Second off, Nylablue dreams about me – running out of post now snorting. XOXO – Bacon
FreeRangeCow
04/01/2014 at 11:15 am
Oh.My.PIG!
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 11:40 am
Snorticles. I almost had you huh? XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
04/01/2014 at 12:57 pm
Hehehe cheeky boy!xx Speedy
PJ Sassifras
04/01/2014 at 2:01 pm
LOL, whew!
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 2:37 pm
I know. Even I was scared for a few minutes – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
04/01/2014 at 3:18 pm
Oh My Cats! We almost had a seizure over here thinking you had cheated on sweet Nylablue!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahaha…. You’re SOOOO FUNNY! We LOVE it! Keep up the good work, sweetie! ;-( xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 3:26 pm
Thank you my friends! Snorts – I could *never* cheat on my sweet purr thing Nylablue. Never. She has my heart. XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
04/01/2014 at 3:34 pm
Awwww…. so sweet… 🙂 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
Genevieve Petrillo
04/01/2014 at 3:52 pm
Got me! Ugh! Hook, line, and sinker!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 4:08 pm
Snorts – too funny Cupcake. Too funny! Squeals. XOXO – Bacon
Pink Ninjabi
04/01/2014 at 6:53 pm
Haha, baby piglets ..
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 7:54 pm
Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/01/2014 at 9:14 pm
NOTTY NOTTY NOTTY BACON!!!!! ME WENT OFF CRYIN BEFUR MUM CUUD REED IT WAZ AN APRIL FOOL’Z JOKE!!!
Now me iz sulkin in me bed n dicktatin frum da bedroom…
ME IZ NOTT COMIN OUT TIL ME GETZ AN APAULOGEE…..
HHHRRMMPPHHH…me nott happy kitteh!!!
Lub sorta maybee yer RAWRRIN purr fing Nylablue ❤
Nylabluesmum
04/01/2014 at 9:17 pm
Dear Bacon: Sherri-Ellen here I apologize for Nylablue’s outburst. She is very very sensitive it seems. Something about a Birman boy many years ago…..she stomped out of the room stiff legged & told me what to type to you & now she will not speak to me even….
I forgot to tell you Nylablue has no sense of ‘Ha-Ha’…….
I must go & calm her down; wish me luck!
Your Human friend, Sherri-Ellen ❤
PigLove
04/01/2014 at 9:19 pm
Oh no. Tell her that her little pig man has no eyes for anyone except her. I would have said it was her I was with but her reputation would be on the line and she is more than a lady for that. Whispers come back my darling Nyla my sweet purr thing. The one that owns this oinkers heart. I have eyes for another. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
04/01/2014 at 9:52 pm
I have read your apology to Nylablue & she is still sulking…give her time…she will come around…
I think this is your first ‘lover’s quarrel’, lol….
😉
Misaki
04/02/2014 at 7:25 am
hahahaha you had me worried there for a minute!
PigLove
04/02/2014 at 7:43 am
Snorts. I almost had me worried there. XOXO – Bacon
pawedblog
04/02/2014 at 12:24 pm
Oh Bacon! lol, this was even worse because I read it after April Fools and had forgotten all about it. You pesky little piggy 🙂
Hugs, Carrie (Myfie, Ellie and Millie) x
PigLove
04/02/2014 at 12:49 pm
Snorticles. I thought it was funny. Of course I’m in the pighouse with it but it was fun. XOXO – Bacon
mythreemoggies
04/03/2014 at 11:34 am
O.M.P LOL