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Dear Bacon

01 Apr

20140112-004757.jpg Dear Bacon,

Really, it’s not what it looks like.  I kitty swear.  My brother, he was sick.  Yeah, that’s it.  I was holding his hair back.  I know it doesn’t look like that but I was. Really.  I was helping him so he wouldn’t fall in.  I mean, purr, we wouldn’t want him to drown or anything in a toilet, would we.  Nah, then who would I have to pick on by my side?  Signed Freddy

Dear Freddy,

I wouldn’t let that picture get in a court of law my friend.. you know just in case something happens to your poor innocent brother.  I mean, that picture kind of tells a different story.  Even *I* don’t think I could get away with anything like that.  Nope.  You might want to be nice to your brother for a while.  He might use this as proof.  Just sayin’.

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Dear Bacon,

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Darn that cow Velma.  She took this picture of me when I was grazing last week.  She started laughing like a hyena.  I didn’t know why until I saw this on the news.  The nerve!  I did not let out “gas of fire” as they reported.  I just wanted to get that straight.  Signed Sue

Dear Sue,

I have to admit that I kind of laughed out loud on that one my friend.  It does look like you had a flame that went on forever.  Snorts.  But I’m with you on this.  You can’t let Velma get away with this.  Why don’t you sign her up on Farm Harmony and set her up with a blind date – snorticles.  That could be really fun.  Have your camera ready this time.

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Dear Bacon,

Isn’t Mad Dog the best?!  He seems really scary to the neighborhood pups but he’s my hero, my lifesaver, my brother.  He protects me and always gives me a nice soft spot to lay on.  I just wanted to give him a shout out.  Signed Sally

Dear Sally,

Mad Dog is the best brother ever!  What an awesome pooch to watch out for you, protect you AND he’s your personal bed.  That’s great!

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Dear Bacon,

We have a security breach.  We spotted him this afternoon.  He knows when he comes out, we are going to be so on him like green on Gumby.  He should know better than to get into our kitty condo.  He doesn’t have an address here.  Signed Kitty Ninjas

Dear Kitty Ninjas,

Tsk-tsk-tsk.  I would sure hate to be that pooch when he finally emerges from that kitty condo home.  What do you call that “breaking and barking?”  Perhaps “pooch assault”.  Or maybe it’s a ‘dog robbery in progress?”  Oh, I kill myself.  Try not to be to hard on him my friends.  I think this picture will be worth the insult to his pedigree.  Perhaps put it on your Twitter or Facebook account.  That I’m sure will be far worse than a kitty beating – snorts.

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20140112-004925.jpg Dear Bacon,

Sure, a solicitor can come in our yard.  No problems.  They just have to get through us first…. after showing credentials, paying an admission fee and leaving some food.  Why not.  Signed #1 and #2

Dear #1 and #2,

I think I’ll pass your house.  Gulp.  Nothing to see there. Nope not at all!

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*Remember friends, send your pictures and questions to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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34 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. andy1076

    04/01/2014 at 12:47 pm

    Don’t trust the cat don’t trust the cat! but whatever Verma is having I want! I’ll put the door to door salespeople in their place yep!

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 12:52 pm

      Snorts. Thanks my friend. Too fun! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • andy1076

        04/01/2014 at 12:53 pm

        Looking forward to the next instalment xo lol

         
      • PigLove

        04/01/2014 at 12:54 pm

        Usually my Dear Bacon issues come out every Tuesday. I myself also look forward to them. I enjoy reading the mail and helping my fellow anipals out. 🙂 oink-oink XOXO – Bacon

         
      • andy1076

        04/01/2014 at 3:23 pm

        It’s awesome reading all about them! 😀

         
      • PigLove

        04/01/2014 at 3:26 pm

        Thank you! XOXO – Bacon

         
  2. andy1076

    04/01/2014 at 12:48 pm

    Reblogged this on The Wandering Poet and commented:
    A good chuckle and some good laughs XD

     
  3. easyweimaraner

    04/01/2014 at 12:54 pm

    Oh boy, Freddy I really hope it’s not what it looks like :o) Maybe Velma had the same Chicago Burger from McD like my dad on weekend? Thanks for that funny post brother, we need some laughs today :o)

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 12:55 pm

      Snorts – thanks brother. These were some good letters this week. That’s for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Kuruk

    04/01/2014 at 1:04 pm

    Bacon, we wuvwuvwuvs these posts!

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 1:23 pm

      Thank you sweet pal. I do enjoy doing this every week. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Eli Pacheco

    04/01/2014 at 1:51 pm

    It’s a wild, wild world out there, Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 2:00 pm

      Yes it is my new friend. Yes it is. And I’m just a little miniature pot bellied pig trying to make it in that big world 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Molly The Wally

    04/01/2014 at 2:16 pm

    OMD we so love these Bacon. BOL BOL funny the cow and the gas flare. LOL they are all great.
    Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Happy April Fools Day.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 2:38 pm

      Thank you my dear Molly. These Dear Bacon issues are always my favorites. I love receiving these questions and pictures from friends. Have a great Tuesday as well! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Ana Linden

    04/01/2014 at 2:21 pm

    They’re hilarious 🙂 Thank you, I needed a laugh.

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 2:39 pm

      Thank you so much my new friend. Please come back and visit my page when you get a chance. My Dear Bacon issues come out every Tuesday 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Ana Linden

        04/01/2014 at 2:42 pm

        I might just do that 😉

         
  8. purrfectkitties

    04/01/2014 at 2:46 pm

    Thanks for the good laugh… We LOVE it, dear friend! 🙂 xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
  9. Reilly & Denny

    04/01/2014 at 6:31 pm

    1 and 2 do look kinda scary and they look like they are cohorts in something 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 6:32 pm

      Shivers. Yes they do. I’m glad I don’t live next door to them. That’s for sure!

       
  10. Nylabluesmum

    04/01/2014 at 9:55 pm

    Great column this week Bacon!!! Mad Dog & Sally are my faves!!!
    Sherri-Ellen & still sulking Nylablue xoxoxo

     
    • PigLove

      04/01/2014 at 11:55 pm

      Thank you SE and my beautiful love who still looks gorgeous when mad 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. peacelovenwhiskers

    04/02/2014 at 8:35 am

    Hehe.

     
  12. Victoria

    04/02/2014 at 12:12 pm

    Oh my goodness….LOL

     
  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/02/2014 at 12:57 pm

    You are very welcome Bacon….Nylablue IS gorgeous even when angry, isn’t she??? 😉
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue (da Savage Kitteh-beest)

     
    • PigLove

      04/02/2014 at 1:05 pm

      Yes she is my friend. Her eyes just sparkle when she’s flamed. Shivers. She’s awesome…. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Nylabluesmum

    04/02/2014 at 1:31 pm

    Her eyes are like blue flames & I can tell you she has even scared me with her icy angry stare!!!

    Which is why I try to not upset her; she can bit a bit “high maintenance”, LOL/PLOL..
    Ssshhhh don’t tell eh I said that okay??
    Sherri-Ellen ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/02/2014 at 1:45 pm

      High Maintenance – nah – not my Nylablue. She melts my little piggy heart with those eyes… thump thump goes my heart. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. Nylabluesmum

    04/02/2014 at 1:57 pm

    Youa re very gracious Bacon!!! Trust me Nylablue IS high maintenance…she had me up @ 5:30 A.M. to feed her first brekkie…lol…
    I think you have done a great job apologizing; we just have to let her come around in HER own time okay??
    Love Sherri-Ellen ❤

     
    • PigLove

      04/02/2014 at 3:00 pm

      WIll do. Poor baby. I will sit and wait for her… and dream of her. >3 XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Nylabluesmum

    04/04/2014 at 6:01 pm

    PPPSSSTTTT PPPSSSTTTTT Bacon…Nylablue has been leaving comments on your blogs….have a nosey around!! I think she is finally over her pouting….**whew**
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue too xoxoxo

     
    • PigLove

      04/04/2014 at 6:52 pm

      Yay!! I’m glad my love is feeling much better. I love her and always will! XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. Nylabluesmum

    04/04/2014 at 7:02 pm

    I know Bacon…she loves you too…she just is sensitive..
    😉

     

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