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Dear Bacon

13 Jun

20130531-230700.jpgDear Bacon – Summer really stinks.  It’s totally hot and uncomfortable.  All I can do is stand in front of the fan and let the breeze overtake me.  I just have to do something to cool me down.  Signed Flappy

Dear Flappy – Hey pal, whatever you need to do to keep you cool I say go for it!  Momma is a firm believer in her fan in this hot summer.  Can’t we just skip over that season?  I’m all for it.  Let’s start a petition.  What do you think?


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Dear Bacon – Hubba hubba little man.  I find you so fascinating.  I can’t believe a pig like you is still single.  What do you say we fix that problem?  Signed I Do

Dear I Do Don’t – Not that I’m totally not appreciative or anything but I’m just not ready to settle down like that.  You’re totally beautiful and I think you will find the perfect pig one day.  Don’t give up my friend.


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Dear Bacon – You talk about that Houdini at the Hotel Thompson a lot of different times.  I just want you to know that I think I’m more spoiled than he is.  My humans actually dress me up too.  It’s a pain in the rump area but hey it makes them laugh.  You ever think about dressing up?  Signed Prissy

Dear Prissy – First off – you look adorable in your little outfit.  Your face doesn’t *look* like you’re enjoying it but hey if the humans are happy, right?  Second off – Houdini is a fussy little character.  He is strictly a mommy’s boy and I just don’t see him letting me ‘dress’ him.  I on the other hand let mom dress me up from time to time.  Like you said, it makes the humans happy and smile.  That’s our jobs!


20130531-230749.jpgDear Bacon – Have you ever heard of the Red Hat Society?  I’m a member and they have monthly meetings.  I think you need to look it up in your area and do a posting on it.  I think it would be fascinating.  Signed  Fun Times

Dear Fun Times – I’ll do that!  I’ve heard mom talk about it with her friends.  There’s also purple hats, right?  🙂 See, I do pay attention even though sometimes mom doesn’t think so.  You wear that hat with pride and look forward to a posting in the future my friend.

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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    June 13, 2017 at 1:37 am

    now I knoww what it means to become a fan of something/someone… and to be a fan of the fan is not bad….
    btw: good answer, the girl is cute butt it’s NOT Miss Piggy :o)

     
    • Piglove

      June 13, 2017 at 10:26 am

      Exactly brother. I don’t think I’m ready to settle down yet. A pig has to leave his options open. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. ladyfi

    June 13, 2017 at 4:41 am

    Too cute!

     
  3. Nylabluesmum

    June 13, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    You were so kind to that Lady piggy….*whispurrsss* Mee KNOWSS you LUV Miss Piggy! 😉
    An that Prissy kat iss so cute…
    An littul Red hat mousie iss heelareeus….An mee iss with you Unccle Bacon an Flappy, Summer can go away….
    **Hi-5’sss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • Piglove

      June 13, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      Snorts!! AMEN my sweet nefkitty. Summer is way overrated for sure. I like the cooler weather – bring me some Fall please. And you got that right. I ❤ me some Miss Piggy – blushes. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        June 17, 2017 at 2:55 pm

        Today Katurday wee under a TORNADO watch!!! Mee out inn Condo an finkin mee not WANT to watch fur a twirly cloud of dust n stuff….LadyMum iss with me so mee iss safe….
        An wee still have July an August to go….***sighsss*** 😦

         
      • Piglove

        June 19, 2017 at 10:29 am

        I know! Can’t we skip over these icky months? We really need to for sure. Ya’ll stay safe okay my sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        June 25, 2017 at 6:20 pm

        No more tornadoes; now just monsoon rains an funderstormss…iss so loud Unccle Bacon!

         
      • Piglove

        June 26, 2017 at 12:07 pm

        Yes they are my nefkitty. We had bunches more this weekend. It needs to stop like NOW for sure. You stay safe okay. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        June 26, 2017 at 12:17 pm

        An rainin here today Unccle…mee iss out inn Condo despite thee rain!!! 😉

         
  4. Amy

    June 13, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Wow, Bacon, that pretty piggie almost got you, knowing you would answer, “Dear I Do”. Good thing you thought fast on your hooves. The funny thing about the rat is all the ladies in the Red Hat Society would scream and run if they saw her, red hat or not!

     
    • Piglove

      June 13, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You are so right. I can almost visualize all of those Red Society women screaming standing on top of tables. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Miss Harper Lee

    June 13, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Dear I Do,
    Hands off my Bacon. He’s all mine. Don’t make me tell you twice.
    Warning you,
    Miss Harper Lee

    That ought to take care of that, Bacon. 😉

     
    • Piglove

      June 14, 2017 at 10:29 am

      aaww thanks beautiful. I know you got my back… you can have my belly too 🙂 ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. evilsquirrel13

    June 14, 2017 at 10:19 am

    Awwwww, you broke her heart! And I would have happily served as the Best Squirrel at the wedding…

     
    • Piglove

      June 14, 2017 at 10:33 am

      Snorts! You know us guys my friend – swinging bachelors. Okay maybe not much swinging but bachelors at heart. XOXO – Bacon

       

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