Rolls Piggy Eyes

13 Jun

Oh my friends – who says that daddy is the only one at the Hotel Thompson who can tell a joke.  Because this morning I have a great one for you.  Really I do.  Something I heard and just simply can’t resist sharing.  I know it may be weak but after you read it you have to admit it is kind of funny.

A frog goes into the bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from her name plate that her name is Patty Whack.  “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.  The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.  The frog says, “Sure, I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.  She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who says his dad is Mick Jagger, who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 AND he wants to use this as collateral.”  She then holds up the tiny pink elephant.  “I mean what the heck is this?”

The bank manager looks backs at her and says without missing a beat, “It’s a knickknack Patty Whack.  Give the frog a loan.  His old man’s a rolling stone.”

(I won’t tell anyone that you’re singing that last line – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter!)


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11 responses to “Rolls Piggy Eyes

  1. sue ellen

    06/13/2017 at 12:45 pm

    thanks for the Tuesday morning giggle ~~~~ or should I say ‘groan’. Your Daddy is the best !

    • Piglove

      06/13/2017 at 1:34 pm

      aaww thanks sweet friend. I really appreciate that kind comment ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  2. The Canadian Cats

    06/13/2017 at 1:18 pm

    I loved it Bacon…you’re good at this. Competition for your dad. MOL


    • Piglove

      06/13/2017 at 1:35 pm

      You got that right sweet friend. Snorts with piggy laughter. Daddy is not the only one with a funny bone…I think. XOXO – Bacon

  3. imagesbytdashfield

    06/13/2017 at 5:27 pm


  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/13/2017 at 6:05 pm


  5. The Florida Furkids

    06/13/2017 at 7:10 pm

    MOL MOL MOL! Good one!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  6. Miss Harper Lee

    06/13/2017 at 8:54 pm

    Too funny, Bacon! I’m about to send that one to everyone I know!

    • Piglove

      06/14/2017 at 10:29 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    06/14/2017 at 3:17 am

    hahahaha that makes this wednesday for a frognesday yay!

    • Piglove

      06/14/2017 at 10:31 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon


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