Dear Bacon

22 Aug

20130618-013318.jpgDear Bacon,
What? Don’t hate. You know you want a hat just like mine so you can play outside with it. Right? Signed Scooter

Dear Scooter,

Yeah, sure. I would absolutely LOVE to have a hat like yours to wear outside and make the funny thing on top go around and around Maybe if it was real windy, I could fly. I like the sound of that! So, yes two please my friend πŸ™‚

20130618-013334.jpgDear Bacon,
This is just me telling my friends on how to get more seed and nuts from the humans. Any suggestions for us? Signed Cute as Can Be

Dear Cute as Can Be,

Well you can also take tips from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. He knocks on our back door frequently asking for a cup of nuts for him and his family. Mom even throws leftover bread out to them to help them out. You know, you do what you have to do. This economy has hit us all! Take care my friends. If you are ever near the Hotel Thompson, knock on the back door. πŸ™‚

Dear Bacon,
I’ve read about your adventures in your magical back yard. Now this is what *I* consider a magical back yard… with drink in hand! You’re mom promised you a pool. Make her pay up pal. Signed Simple Puss

Dear Simple Puss,

I like the way you think my friend! My mommy made a lot of promises to get me outside. Although its only happened once so far, I think I need to make her pay up with one of the promises being a pool. Do you think I would be pushing it to be able to lay in a chair with a drink and food like you have?


20130618-013414.jpgDear Bacon,
I love to play music. I can bang that keyboard with the best of them. This is me practicing, “Unleashed Melody”. It’s a sad and soothing song to us pooches. Have you ever heard of it? Do you play any musical instruments? Signed Wolfgang Pooch

Dear Wolfgang Pooch,

You do have some talent – way to go my talented young friend. I haven’t heard of that song yet but I will be sure to Google it on the internet and listen to it. I know it has to be amazing! As for this little piglet’s talent. Let me see…. I’m thinking…. mommy says I rip some good ones… but I don’t think she’s referring to a musical instrument for some reason πŸ™‚

I’ll keep thinking about that answer. Take care and maybe we shall see you soon in the Hollywood lights!


Dear Bacon,

Don’t even say it. I know – I know. Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s really funny. Ha Ha. My humans think it’s funny to dress me up as a taco. How would they like it if I dressed them up like a hot dog? BOL (Barking out loud)! Signed TB

Dear TB,

First off, tell me they didn’t name you Taco Bell – TB for short. Now that would be funny. Oh, I’m sorry. But look on the other hand. You are cute. AND, I bet if they took you to a Taco Bell in the drive thru, you would get free food. Free food – that’s good, isn’t it? Be proud little guy. Wear it with pride.


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19 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/22/2017 at 1:16 am

    I think Simple Puss is probably the feline twin of Oscar Wilde:’Let me be surrounded by luxury, I can do without the necessities!’ ;o)

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 9:51 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  2. houstonphotojourney

    08/22/2017 at 5:32 am

    You are just too funny! Taco Bell does resemble Max a bit πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 9:51 am

      Just a tad huh? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. dayphoto

    08/22/2017 at 10:24 am

    I love your friends, Bacon. Seems like we all have parents that ….understand ours hearts! Boomer

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 12:37 pm

      aaww thanks sweet friend – that is so true!! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Amy

    08/22/2017 at 1:20 pm

    I hope Simple Puss is slathering on the sunscreen. Remember that for your delicate skin when you go outside, Bacon.

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 5:30 pm

      Most definitely sweet friend. But no worries. I like to think that I’m allergic to outdoors. I mean heck, I know what side my bread is buttered on. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. evilsquirrel13

    08/22/2017 at 1:22 pm

    Those birds appear to be bothering that poor squirrel while he’s trying to eat. Shoo, birds, shoo!!!

    • Tails Around the Ranch

      08/22/2017 at 1:27 pm

      To Cute as Can Be…yo dude, it’s called a bird feeder, no wonder your flying friends are pestering you.

      • evilsquirrel13

        08/22/2017 at 1:33 pm

        Squirrels very obviously do not care about such technicalities. There was no sign clearly stating for whom the food was intended for…

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        08/22/2017 at 1:34 pm

        Yeah, yeah..I’ve heard that whole “possession is 9/10th of the law” thing too. Tell it to the birds. πŸ¦‰

      • Piglove

        08/22/2017 at 5:32 pm

        Snorts and rolls. I go take my afternoon nap and come back to this. Hilarious my friends. I know who to call when I need an attorney… just a future note on my part. XOXO – Bacon

      • Piglove

        08/22/2017 at 5:32 pm

        Snorts!!! So very true. XOXO – Bacon

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 5:30 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Sure… XOXO – Bacon

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/22/2017 at 5:09 pm

    Good advice for TB, B. Wearing a taco suit is worth it if free foods are involved.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      08/22/2017 at 5:33 pm

      I like the way you think beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

  7. CarolMaeWY

    08/23/2017 at 10:53 pm

    I really enjoy your friends Bacon. Do you know what? We haven’t had squirrels at our house.

    • Piglove

      08/24/2017 at 9:28 am

      Thanks sweet friend. No squirrels? We gotta see what we can do about that. XOXO – Bacon


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