
Welcome friends to another edition of Rocky’s Nut Brunch. Since we had so much fun last week on Google, this week I have another challenge for YOU. You have to find your interesting bit of information in your assignment here. This is what you need to do:
〉 Open up your web browser to google.com – the search engine
〉 Type in the words do a barrel roll in the search bar and hit enter
So tell me what happens to your screen when you hit search?
You’re welcomed. SO much fun entertainment huh?
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Welcome friends to another edition of Rocky’s Nut Brunch. This week I have a challenge for YOU. You have to find your interesting bit of information in your assignment here. This is what you need to do:
〉 Open up your web browser to google.com – the search engine
〉 Type in the word askew in the search bar and hit enter
〉 Definition of Askew: Not in a straight line or level position. So tell me what happens to your screen when you type in askew and hit search?
You’re welcomed. SO much fun entertainment huh?
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Dear Bacon,
What? Don’t hate. You know you want a hat just like mine so you can play outside with it. Right? Signed Scooter
Dear Scooter,
Yeah, sure. I would absolutely LOVE to have a hat like yours to wear outside and make the funny thing on top go around and around Maybe if it was real windy, I could fly. I like the sound of that! So, yes two please my friend 🙂
Dear Bacon,
This is just me telling my friends on how to get more seed and nuts from the humans. Any suggestions for us? Signed Cute as Can Be
Dear Cute as Can Be,
Well you can also take tips from Journalist Rocky the Squirrel. He knocks on our back door frequently asking for a cup of nuts for him and his family. Mom even throws leftover bread out to them to help them out. You know, you do what you have to do. This economy has hit us all! Take care my friends. If you are ever near the Hotel Thompson, knock on the back door. 🙂

Dear Bacon,
I’ve read about your adventures in your magical back yard. Now this is what *I* consider a magical back yard… with drink in hand! You’re mom promised you a pool. Make her pay up pal. Signed Simple Puss
Dear Simple Puss,
I like the way you think my friend! My mommy made a lot of promises to get me outside. Although its only happened once so far, I think I need to make her pay up with one of the promises being a pool. Do you think I would be pushing it to be able to lay in a chair with a drink and food like you have?
Dear Bacon,
I love to play music. I can bang that keyboard with the best of them. This is me practicing, “Unleashed Melody”. It’s a sad and soothing song to us pooches. Have you ever heard of it? Do you play any musical instruments? Signed Wolfgang Pooch
Dear Wolfgang Pooch,
You do have some talent – way to go my talented young friend. I haven’t heard of that song yet but I will be sure to Google it on the internet and listen to it. I know it has to be amazing! As for this little piglet’s talent. Let me see…. I’m thinking…. mommy says I rip some good ones… but I don’t think she’s referring to a musical instrument for some reason 🙂
I’ll keep thinking about that answer. Take care and maybe we shall see you soon in the Hollywood lights!

Dear Bacon,
Don’t even say it. I know – I know. Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s really funny. Ha Ha. My humans think it’s funny to dress me up as a taco. How would they like it if I dressed them up like a hot dog? BOL (Barking out loud)! Signed TB
Dear TB,
First off, tell me they didn’t name you Taco Bell – TB for short. Now that would be funny. Oh, I’m sorry. But look on the other hand. You are cute. AND, I bet if they took you to a Taco Bell in the drive thru, you would get free food. Free food – that’s good, isn’t it? Be proud little guy. Wear it with pride.
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Oh snorts! I recently saw this on mom’s Facebook account and I just had to share my friends. How many of you can relate to this too?
I am 40 and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!?!?!
I never found out who let the dogs out… the way to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… why “abbreviated” is such a long word… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret? …and do you really think I am this witty ?? … I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from his brother’s girlfriend’s, Uncle’s cousin’s, baby momma’s Doctor.
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Awesome – there was a silence that I believed went around the world last night. It started here at the Hotel Thompson. It was like you could see it in slow motion from outside of your body. The silence went through the house, around the house and then further out into the unknown traveling at the speed of light until the entire world heard silence. Did you hear it? Maybe you did and you just didn’t realize it? Okay you’re asking yourself, “Pig, what happened?” I’m glad you asked because I’m going to tell you – snorts.
We were all in the living room doing what we do every night. You know camping out on the sofa’s, playing games and watching the television. Daddy asked mommy a question. You see when he does this, it usually means trouble. Why do you ask? Because usually daddy doesn’t know the answer but when mommy tells him her answer he usually doesn’t believe it until proven wrong. This has been going on for a while now – rolls piggy eyes. That father of mine – trouble maker #01 okay.
Mommy has had enough of the twenty question game – snorts. So daddy pops out this question.
Mommy tells him the answer. Of course daddy tells her she’s wrong but yet again he doesn’t know the ‘correct’ answer. So mommy does what she does best – she Googles it. << by the way, thanks Google>>
She finds the answer and tells daddy the answer. Then something amazing happened. I’m so glad that I was there to witness this cause friends I’m telling you it was GREAT. Daddy told mommy those three little words that girls go crazy over. He said it with so much sincerity and so much ❤ . Even I was in awe – they almost melted my little piggy ❤ . Of course those three little words just melted mom down to the core. He said, “I was wrong.”

It just made me think of the phrase, “When Pigs Fly” snorts. But do you know what was more important? What was more fascinating? What was more heart stopping than those three words? They were followed by three more words that would make any woman’s heart stomp thumping. They were, “You were right”.
OMP! Has daddy been reading books on how to get your woman to fall in love with you all over again? Bravo daddy – Bravo. I wouldn’t have believed it myself if I didn’t witness it my friends.
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