Dear Bacon

15 Jul

20140330-184102.jpgDear Bacon,

If it’s good enough to put the crying thing in to settle them down, why can’t I get in it too?  It seems like the screaming miniature human gets a lot of attention in this contraption.  I don’t seem to be getting the same kind.  Why?  Can you explain that to me?  Signed Dogsad

Dear Dogsad,

Aaww – you poor thing.  I’m really sorry that you feel left out.  I really am.  Right now though, your humans are going through a lot with the small human.  This will pass when they don’t have to be so fussy with them.  You just be patient and stay cute my friend.



 Dear Bacon,

This means WAR!  There I was hanging out on the sofa after a really rough day of chasing the mailman and squirrels.  I was minding my own business, had my feet popped up and was enjoying a nice glass of 2012 Francis Ford Coppola Pinot Noir.  Then the lights started flashing.  My dad took this picture of me and put it all over the internet – he’s even talking about Christmas cards?!  I will be ruined!  What can I do?  Signed Sparky

Dear Sparky,

Give me a second friend… snorts and squeals ridiculously loud in a paper bag.  Okay, I’m back.  Breathes in to get my bearing.  What you need to do Sparky is get a hold of that camera.  Delete the picture is tops.  Then you need to get on the human’s computer and start deleting.  I would wait until the humans all asleep and then pounce into action.


20140330-184124.jpgDear Bacon,

If you’re happy and you know it, throw your hooves in the air.  If you’re happy and you know it, look so cute.  If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.  If you’re happy and you know it, throw your hooves in the air!  Signed Cute as a Lamb

Dear Cute as a Lamb,

I’m off now to throw my hooves up in the air!  You look as adorable as well me!  Have a great one my friend and thanks for sharing!



20140330-184139.jpgDear Bacon,

When the humans asked me if I wanted a pancake and I said yes, this is not what I meant.  I wanted a pancake to eat not wear.  What in the world were they thinking?!  Signed Panbunny

Dear Panbunny,

I could teach you a trick with that pancake sitting on your head my friend.  My daddy taught me how to flip it off of my head and into my mouth.  You can do it – I know you can!  Happy eats.


20140330-184148.jpgDear Bacon,

SQUEAL!  Look what I made!  Mini-me’s!  Aren’t they just too cute?!  Signed Surprised

Dear Surprised,

They are totally adorable my friend!!  So very cute.  They look just like you… well except for the bright eyed, bushy tailed, surprise look – snorts.




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25 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    07/15/2014 at 1:17 am

    Excellent edition Bacon. We thought your advice to Sparky was particularly inspired.
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:05 am

      Snorts. Hey, we have to watch out for our fellow anipals around Christmas card time – XOXO – Bacon

  2. sunsetdragon

    07/15/2014 at 1:52 am

    great advice sweet bacon.

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:15 am

      Thank you my dear friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/15/2014 at 6:33 am

    Great trick. I hope Panbunny can master it before the pancake gets cold. Heck! I hope I can master it, too!!

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:17 am

      Snorts. Me too. I kept asking mommy to let me try. She wouldn’t go for it. Maybe this weekend? XOXO – Bacon

  4. Coccolino

    07/15/2014 at 6:36 am

    Bacon those are just too cute! I love that little lamb and what a great pic of those hooves in the air. Think I’ll pass on doing that and I’m sure you will too 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:17 am

      Yes Cocco – let’s put our hooves in the air like we just don’t care! PAWTY!! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Reilly & Denny

    07/15/2014 at 7:53 am

    great advice as usual bacon 🙂

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:18 am

      Thank you my dear sweet friends. Another great week of anipal help. XOXO – Bacon

  6. onespoiledcat

    07/15/2014 at 8:07 am

    Wonderful advice…….precious photos…….life is good thanks to your straightening out all these problems Bacon – what would we do without ya buddy? I don’t wanna know!!

    Hugs, Cousin Sam

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:18 am

      aaww thanks cousin. That was so wonderful – it touched my little piggy heart. Love you guy!! XOXO – Bacon

  7. fozziemum

    07/15/2014 at 8:19 am

    Oh lordie could Sparky be any more caught out bwahahahahahh great advice my friend..hope they take it on board 😉 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:35 am

      Snorts. me too my friend. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        07/15/2014 at 9:18 am

        Bwahaaahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xxx

  8. Tina Del Buono, PMAC

    07/15/2014 at 8:45 am

    Too cute!

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 9:47 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  9. easyweimaraner

    07/15/2014 at 9:36 am

    hahahaha, I’m with you Sparky! Make lemonade from that lemons, sign your photos and sell them for a fortune :o) Seems I’m not the only one from france, bet Panbunny comes from Paris, huh?

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 9:58 am

      Snorts – I like your answer to Sparky’s letter brother. Brilliant! I’m thinking I need some pancakes now. Licks piggy lips – mmm – oh daddy! XOXO – Bacon

  10. purrfectkitties

    07/15/2014 at 2:51 pm

    Bwahahahahaha… so funny!! 😀 The photo of Sparky is just hilarious!! MOL 😆 Oh, and we must try that pancake trick too! Sounds like a lot of fun! 😀 Great advice, sweetie! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 2:59 pm

      Snorts. I’m thinking I may have to try pancakes tomorrow – you know for research. XOXO – Bacon

  11. hairballexpress

    07/15/2014 at 3:58 pm

    Great advice, Bacon. My purrsonal favorite is the one from “Surprised!” They’ve gotta figure out what causes that! *(shudders)*

    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 3:59 pm

      Snorticles. So true my friend. So very true! 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  12. thiskidreviewsbooks

    07/16/2014 at 6:16 am

    😀 HA HA HA!!!


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