Every once in a while, we need a good snort. Something deep. Something loud. Something that almost makes you wet your pants – snorts. So, for this afternoon’s amusement I thought I would share with you some jokes. Not just any jokes but PIGGY jokes. You gotta love that, right? What else did you expect? I am a happening oinker. So buckle up, put your drinks down and read the following humorous jokes submitted to me by some fellow piggy lovers. Hope you enjoy my friends. Have a piggy good ole day!
- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
- FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
- MOTHER PIG: What?
- THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
- SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!
- What happened to the pig who lost its voice? – It became disgruntled!
- Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”
andy1076
07/14/2014 at 12:55 pm
You have way too much fun Bacon lol 🙂
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 1:07 pm
Snorts – thank you my friend. I really try. I really do. XOXO – Bacon
andy1076
07/14/2014 at 1:09 pm
Which is just fine! (piggy dance)!
sunsetdragon
07/14/2014 at 1:22 pm
TY for the morning chuckle sweet Bacon.
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 1:23 pm
Thank you my friend. I appreciate that. Have a marvelous day! XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
07/14/2014 at 1:56 pm
MOL MOL MOL !! So funny! 😀 Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 2:04 pm
Thank you for the laughs my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
07/14/2014 at 2:27 pm
bought a smile to our faces 🙂
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 2:38 pm
Score for the little piggy! XOXO – Bacon
hairballexpress
07/14/2014 at 2:43 pm
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! “PORKS ILLUSTRATED!!!!!!” MOL!!!
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 4:01 pm
snorticles – i thought that was too funny! XOXO – Bacon
hairballexpress
07/16/2014 at 2:11 pm
That was flippin PAWSOME!!
pawedblog
07/14/2014 at 4:36 pm
Paha ha thank you for the giggles, Bacon!
Hugs, Carrie and pups x
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 5:12 pm
aaww – thank YOU for laughing my friend 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Marty the Manx
07/14/2014 at 6:48 pm
Oh Bacon you are so silly! You make us giggle 🙂
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 6:49 pm
Snorticles. Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
07/14/2014 at 7:34 pm
Bacon you made my whole day! LOL.
Sue B
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 7:49 pm
Aww. Thanks my friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon
fozziemum
07/14/2014 at 10:10 pm
Disgruntled bwahahahahaahahahhh 🙂 hugs and lives and laughs Fozziemum xxxx
PigLove
07/14/2014 at 10:14 pm
Snorts. Good ones huh? XOXO – Bacon
wallaceandsamuel
07/15/2014 at 1:25 am
BOL!!
Hogs & kisses Bacon!
Wally & Sammy
speedyrabbit
07/15/2014 at 2:13 am
hehehe to funny! Bacon you are never going to believe where we are,we can see the sea!xx Speedy and Basful
PigLove
07/15/2014 at 8:16 am
oh SQUEAL!!! No way! I’m so green with jealousy my friend. OOOHHHH snorts! XOXO – Bacon
readingwithrhythm
07/26/2014 at 5:53 pm
You got me rolling on the floor! Snort! Snort!
PigLove
07/26/2014 at 8:13 pm
Score! Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon