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For Your Amusement – Let’s Snort

14 Jul

Every once in a while, we need a good snort.  Something deep.  Something loud.  Something that almost makes you wet your pants – snorts.  So, for this afternoon’s amusement I thought I would share with you some jokes.  Not just any jokes but PIGGY jokes.  You gotta love that, right?  What else did you expect?  I am a happening oinker.  So buckle up, put your drinks down and read the following humorous jokes submitted to me by some fellow piggy lovers.  Hope you enjoy my friends.  Have a piggy good ole day!

  • MOTHER PIG:  What did you learn in school today?
  • FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
  • SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!  
  • THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
  • MOTHER PIG: What?
  • THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
  • FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
  • SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

  • What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!
  • What happened to the pig who lost its voice? – It became disgruntled!
  • Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”
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Posted by on 07/14/2014 in Bacon

 

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25 responses to “For Your Amusement – Let’s Snort

  1. andy1076

    07/14/2014 at 12:55 pm

    You have way too much fun Bacon lol 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 1:07 pm

      Snorts – thank you my friend. I really try. I really do. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • andy1076

        07/14/2014 at 1:09 pm

        Which is just fine! (piggy dance)!

         
  2. sunsetdragon

    07/14/2014 at 1:22 pm

    TY for the morning chuckle sweet Bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 1:23 pm

      Thank you my friend. I appreciate that. Have a marvelous day! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. purrfectkitties

    07/14/2014 at 1:56 pm

    MOL MOL MOL !! So funny! 😀 Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 2:04 pm

      Thank you for the laughs my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Reilly & Denny

    07/14/2014 at 2:27 pm

    bought a smile to our faces 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 2:38 pm

      Score for the little piggy! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. hairballexpress

    07/14/2014 at 2:43 pm

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! “PORKS ILLUSTRATED!!!!!!” MOL!!!

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 4:01 pm

      snorticles – i thought that was too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. pawedblog

    07/14/2014 at 4:36 pm

    Paha ha thank you for the giggles, Bacon!
    Hugs, Carrie and pups x

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 5:12 pm

      aaww – thank YOU for laughing my friend 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Marty the Manx

    07/14/2014 at 6:48 pm

    Oh Bacon you are so silly! You make us giggle 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 6:49 pm

      Snorticles. Thank you my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. katsrus

    07/14/2014 at 7:34 pm

    Bacon you made my whole day! LOL.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 7:49 pm

      Aww. Thanks my friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. fozziemum

    07/14/2014 at 10:10 pm

    Disgruntled bwahahahahaahahahhh 🙂 hugs and lives and laughs Fozziemum xxxx

     
    • PigLove

      07/14/2014 at 10:14 pm

      Snorts. Good ones huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. wallaceandsamuel

    07/15/2014 at 1:25 am

    BOL!!
    Hogs & kisses Bacon!
    Wally & Sammy

     
  11. speedyrabbit

    07/15/2014 at 2:13 am

    hehehe to funny! Bacon you are never going to believe where we are,we can see the sea!xx Speedy and Basful

     
    • PigLove

      07/15/2014 at 8:16 am

      oh SQUEAL!!! No way! I’m so green with jealousy my friend. OOOHHHH snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. readingwithrhythm

    07/26/2014 at 5:53 pm

    You got me rolling on the floor! Snort! Snort!

     
    • PigLove

      07/26/2014 at 8:13 pm

      Score! Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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