Humans are weird. Strange. Bizarre. I was looking at my ifunny ap on my iPad last night and came across this – Fundies. Really? Humans thought this up and wear these things? To do what? Play Bingo? Shakes piggy head. I don’t get it. For more than obvious reasons of not wearing underwear. Do you? Snorts
My Aunt Tina recently emailed me something frightening – I mean out of this world frightening. So frightening that I should have saved this post for one of my Bacon’s Tales of Terror postings. Deep breaths here.
Here you go – may I present to you what my Aunt Tina found in the Chicago, Illinois area – Choco-Bacon-Bar – piggy down – THUD.
Someone save me. I may need mouth to mouth to resuscitate me. I understand milk chocolate. But milk chocolate with BACON BITS?! Oh dear piggy heavens. I need all my bacon bits. I can’t afford to lose my bacon bits. Someone help a pig out here! It’s not good being on the food chain – squeal!