Greetings from your loyal fan, Bacon. I found this picture on my mom’s cell phone last night. I’ve been dreaming and fantasizing about it all day now. It looks dreamy and yummy! So delicious. I can almost feel the cold soft ice cream on my piggy lips. Smacks lips and squeals!
If I can persuade my mother to bring me through your drive thru say tonight around 7pm, could you fix me an ice dream cone this big?! Oh dear piggy heavens – THUD. Of course, it won’t fit in mom’s Smart car Albert so I will need your parking lot to snarf it down. I will allow pictures of said destruction of ice cream cone. Do we have a deal?
Have you ever wondered what I look like when I’m sleeping? I know that’s probably the highlight of your day. You going on with your day-to-day activities and then it hits you – BOOM!. I wonder how that Bacon sleeps – snorts. You can admit it. I won’t tell anyone. Well, I thought I would solve that curiosity of yours. Mom took this video of me doing what I do best – sleeping on the couch with her while we were suppose to be watching television.
What was I dreaming about? Was I dreaming of my beloved – my sweet purr thing Nylablue? Was I dreaming of playing with my unicorn and Bigfoot in my magical backyard? Was I dreaming of running in fields of daisies? Was I dreaming of food? I’ll never tell – snorts – a pig has to have some secrets, right?
And heads up – don’t call the peeps from Finding Bigfoot just yet – those are mom’s Sasquatch toes in the video – snorts. Enjoy my dear friends!