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Dear Local Restaurant

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Dear Local Restaurant,

Greetings from your loyal fan, Bacon.  I found this picture on my mom’s cell phone last night.  I’ve been dreaming and fantasizing about it all day now.  It looks dreamy and yummy!  So delicious.  I can almost feel the cold soft ice cream on my piggy lips.  Smacks lips and squeals!

If I can persuade my mother to bring me through your drive thru say tonight around 7pm, could you fix me an ice dream cone this big?!  Oh dear piggy heavens – THUD.  Of course, it won’t fit in mom’s Smart car Albert so I will need your parking lot to snarf it down.  I will allow pictures of said destruction of ice cream cone.  Do we have a deal?

Signed, Bacon – You’re #01 fan of Ice Cream Cones

 
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Bacon Sleeps…

Have you ever wondered what I look like when I’m sleeping?  I know that’s probably the highlight of your day.  You going on with your day-to-day activities and then it hits you – BOOM!.  I wonder how that Bacon sleeps – snorts.  You can admit it.  I won’t tell anyone.  Well, I thought I would solve that curiosity of yours.  Mom took this video of me doing what I do best – sleeping on the couch with her while we were suppose to be watching television.

What was I dreaming about?  Was I dreaming of my beloved – my sweet purr thing Nylablue?  Was I dreaming of playing with my unicorn and Bigfoot in my magical backyard?  Was I dreaming of running in fields of daisies?  Was I dreaming of food?  I’ll never tell – snorts – a pig has to have some secrets, right?

And heads up – don’t call the peeps from Finding Bigfoot just yet – those are mom’s Sasquatch toes in the video – snorts.  Enjoy my dear friends!

 
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