OMP – Where in the world did Speedy’s parents take them for holiday? You won’t believe it. You absolutely won’t believe it! Please check it out on Speedy’s blog – WOWZER! I have to admit that I might be just a tad bit green with jealousy – it’s beautiful!!
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You think you are going to win the battle over the pool. But I have news for you. I don’t give up. And I have a secret weapon – MOM. Yep, I pulled that card. You wanted specifics of said piggy pool – fine. I’ve done some research for you. I’ve come up with two examples of what would be piggy approved for my magical backyard. You did say you wanted specifics right? I mean if I need to, I can refresh your memory with exhibit 1 in this post. You said quote, “Daddy said that I didn’t give him any specifics of what said pool could contain”. Okay Einstein, here you go. Here are two recommendations of said pools for your consultation.
Sample 1 – Dog house pool. Notice the hydrant with the bone shaped pool. Neat. I could go for that. But, also notice that said pool is attached to a ‘dog house’. Cute. I could go for a pig house. I mean hey, why do things half crapped, right? You want to send me to college one day – Go Razorbacks – and have me move out. Why not just build me my own pad in my magical backyard. I’ll keep the parties down to a minimum.
Sample 2 – If you decide to go cough snort oink – cheap, here is another sample of goodness. This one requires less work on your behalf… maybe just a couple of hours, less than a weekend according to how you move. See the fun in this picture – minus said dogs. It’s in the shade, it looks like it’s ‘made’ to be there and it’s unique – like me.
There you go sweet daddy of mine. Choices with specifications. Simple as that. All you have to do is pick one and go for it. But let me add, Summer is ticking away. I do want this Summer of 2014 🙂 Just thought I would throw that out to you… I know how you are on specifics. 🙂 Signed, You’re loving Piggy Son
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If it’s good enough to put the crying thing in to settle them down, why can’t I get in it too? It seems like the screaming miniature human gets a lot of attention in this contraption. I don’t seem to be getting the same kind. Why? Can you explain that to me? Signed Dogsad
Aaww – you poor thing. I’m really sorry that you feel left out. I really am. Right now though, your humans are going through a lot with the small human. This will pass when they don’t have to be so fussy with them. You just be patient and stay cute my friend.
This means WAR! There I was hanging out on the sofa after a really rough day of chasing the mailman and squirrels. I was minding my own business, had my feet popped up and was enjoying a nice glass of 2012 Francis Ford Coppola Pinot Noir. Then the lights started flashing. My dad took this picture of me and put it all over the internet – he’s even talking about Christmas cards?! I will be ruined! What can I do? Signed Sparky
Give me a second friend… snorts and squeals ridiculously loud in a paper bag. Okay, I’m back. Breathes in to get my bearing. What you need to do Sparky is get a hold of that camera. Delete the picture is tops. Then you need to get on the human’s computer and start deleting. I would wait until the humans all asleep and then pounce into action.
If you’re happy and you know it, throw your hooves in the air. If you’re happy and you know it, look so cute. If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it, throw your hooves in the air! Signed Cute as a Lamb
Dear Cute as a Lamb,
I’m off now to throw my hooves up in the air! You look as adorable as well me! Have a great one my friend and thanks for sharing!
When the humans asked me if I wanted a pancake and I said yes, this is not what I meant. I wanted a pancake to eat not wear. What in the world were they thinking?! Signed Panbunny
I could teach you a trick with that pancake sitting on your head my friend. My daddy taught me how to flip it off of my head and into my mouth. You can do it – I know you can! Happy eats.
SQUEAL! Look what I made! Mini-me’s! Aren’t they just too cute?! Signed Surprised
They are totally adorable my friend!! So very cute. They look just like you… well except for the bright eyed, bushy tailed, surprise look – snorts.
Remember friends – send your questions/pictures to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
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