Paw Time with Houdini

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OMD!  You are not going to believe what I’m fixing to tell you my friends.  I’m so excited.  Really I am.  See me all stretched out there on my ottoman?  I’m watching television.  Not just any show though.  Mom couldn’t sleep one night – go figure – so she was surfing the channels on the television and came across something amazing.  How amazing you ask?!  Out of this world amazing.  You see there is a channel specifically for us pooches.  It’s called DogTV.  Have you heard of it?  OMD – it’s amazing!  It’s specifically for dogs who are left alone during the day/night so it can help with separation anxieties.  They have different shows – relaxation, stimulation, soothing music to help your dog sleep and all kinds of other videos.  Now you are probably laughing and wondering does it work though?

Mom tried it on me the other night.  I watched.  I mean I really watched.  The color of the videos are more towards dog vision and the music is so comforting.  I actually fell asleep.  It was awesome!  You don’t believe me though, do you?  Okay – I found a short video on You Tube so I can show you.  Check it out – this is relaxation.

What did you think my friends?  Wasn’t it soothing?  I admit it.  It actually put my dad to sleep.  Barks and rolls with puppy laughter.  But it works, right?  Show it to your pooch and see what happens.  Now, I leave you with Jokes with Dad.  Hope you have a great weekend!! ❤

 

What’s Your Story?

 It seems like people have gotten a little stressed out these days.  So, let’s have some fun my friends.  We will start:

Bacon – I got naked with a candied yam because I’m sexy as $(!$)_!* (snorts – too true)

Houdini – I beat a stripper because the voices in my head said so

Hemi – I beat Ronald McDonald because I licked a toad

 

In Honor of Mom – Let’s Have Some Fun

Let’s have some fun shall we?  Since mom *thinks* she is getting old, let’s make her laugh… hopefully she won’t break any ribs or fall out of her chair – snorts.

What is your “Band Name”?

I’ll go first.  Looks down at my underwear – snorts.  I’m not wearing any so I’ll go with black.  The last thing I ate was chicken.  Call my band – Black Chicken – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud).  Sounds kind of like hard rock to me.

Dad’s up next.  I’m peaking at his underwear.  They’re gray – sorry dad.  There’s no privacy here at the Hotel Thompson.  The last thing he ate was steak.  His band – Gray Steak.  Sounds tough – no pun intended.

Mom’s next.  This was a hard one.  I had to go sneak a peak.  She has on her Wonder Woman underoos.  They are blue and white.  The last thing she ate was fries.  Her band – Blue and White Fries.  Sounds country to me – you?

So there you go.  What is your band name?