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What’s Your Story?

15 Nov

 It seems like people have gotten a little stressed out these days.  So, let’s have some fun my friends.  We will start:

Bacon – I got naked with a candied yam because I’m sexy as $(!$)_!* (snorts – too true)

Houdini – I beat a stripper because the voices in my head said so

Hemi – I beat Ronald McDonald because I licked a toad

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Posted by on November 15, 2016 in Bacon, Hemi, Houdini

 

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23 responses to “What’s Your Story?

  1. kandykid

    November 15, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    I tripped over Scott Eastwood because I had one (Hell a few) too many drinks!

     
    • Piglove

      November 15, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. LOVE IT! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. sheilaenglehart

    November 15, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    I wanted Scott Eastwood because I’m sexy as fuck. (Lord, I hope he’s good looking.)

     
    • Piglove

      November 15, 2016 at 1:55 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! Oh my- I hope so too! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. franhunne4u

    November 15, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    I got naked (yeah, September is an embarassing month to have birthday here) with Scott Eastwood (he is far too young for me, only 30 – and hot as hell) because my cat is an asshole (I bet she threw up hairballs over both of our clothes).

     
  4. imagesbytdashfield

    November 15, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    I made out with a bowl of french fries because I love bacon….well the last part is correct 😉

     
    • Piglove

      November 15, 2016 at 4:08 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. pilch92

    November 15, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    I made out with a golf ball because the voices in my head said to- sounds about right 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      November 15, 2016 at 4:09 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Too fun! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. CarolMaeWY

    November 15, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    I wrestled Aristotle because I licked a toad. (I’m just too old)

     
    • Piglove

      November 15, 2016 at 4:09 pm

      HA! I love that. Did your toad turn into a prince? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • CarolMaeWY

        November 15, 2016 at 5:00 pm

        Yes, he did! Prince Bear!

         
      • Piglove

        November 16, 2016 at 9:19 am

        squeals! I love a happy story. XOXO – Bacon

         
  7. From the Desk of MarDrag

    November 15, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    Ok, I’ll play. I made out with (July) Channing Tatum (30) because I am sexy as f*ck (Black). I’LL TAKE IT! ;P

     
    • Piglove

      November 16, 2016 at 9:19 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I love it! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. easyweimaraner

    November 16, 2016 at 4:29 am

    I got naked with a hotdog… hahaha… better we don’t imagine the details LOL

     
    • Piglove

      November 16, 2016 at 9:21 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. A hotdog or a ‘hot dog’ doggy brother? The possibilities are endless. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. angelswhisper2011

    November 16, 2016 at 9:57 am

    I shot Cookie Monster, because I haven’t slept in days…MOL 😀

     
    • Piglove

      November 16, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. iloveschnauzers

    November 17, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    I cuddled with Scott Eastwood because the voices in my head told me so

     
    • Piglove

      November 18, 2016 at 9:23 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! I love it. Scott Eastwood is a very popular guy on this. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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