It seems like people have gotten a little stressed out these days. So, let’s have some fun my friends. We will start:
Bacon – I got naked with a candied yam because I’m sexy as $(!$)_!* (snorts – too true)
Houdini – I beat a stripper because the voices in my head said so
Hemi – I beat Ronald McDonald because I licked a toad
Piglove 
kandykid
11/15/2016 at 12:38 pm
I tripped over Scott Eastwood because I had one (Hell a few) too many drinks!
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 1:54 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. LOVE IT! XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
11/15/2016 at 1:18 pm
I wanted Scott Eastwood because I’m sexy as fuck. (Lord, I hope he’s good looking.)
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 1:55 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter!! Oh my- I hope so too! XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
11/15/2016 at 1:59 pm
I got naked (yeah, September is an embarassing month to have birthday here) with Scott Eastwood (he is far too young for me, only 30 – and hot as hell) because my cat is an asshole (I bet she threw up hairballs over both of our clothes).
franhunne4u
11/15/2016 at 2:00 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Eastwood
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 2:16 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
imagesbytdashfield
11/15/2016 at 2:18 pm
I made out with a bowl of french fries because I love bacon….well the last part is correct 😉
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 4:08 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter ❤ XOXO – Bacon
pilch92
11/15/2016 at 2:45 pm
I made out with a golf ball because the voices in my head said to- sounds about right 🙂
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 4:09 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. Too fun! XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
11/15/2016 at 3:02 pm
I wrestled Aristotle because I licked a toad. (I’m just too old)
Piglove
11/15/2016 at 4:09 pm
HA! I love that. Did your toad turn into a prince? XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
11/15/2016 at 5:00 pm
Yes, he did! Prince Bear!
Piglove
11/16/2016 at 9:19 am
squeals! I love a happy story. XOXO – Bacon
From the Desk of MarDrag
11/15/2016 at 6:39 pm
Ok, I’ll play. I made out with (July) Channing Tatum (30) because I am sexy as f*ck (Black). I’LL TAKE IT! ;P
Piglove
11/16/2016 at 9:19 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. I love it! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
11/16/2016 at 4:29 am
I got naked with a hotdog… hahaha… better we don’t imagine the details LOL
Piglove
11/16/2016 at 9:21 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. A hotdog or a ‘hot dog’ doggy brother? The possibilities are endless. XOXO – Bacon
angelswhisper2011
11/16/2016 at 9:57 am
I shot Cookie Monster, because I haven’t slept in days…MOL 😀
Piglove
11/16/2016 at 10:46 am
Snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon
iloveschnauzers
11/17/2016 at 7:57 pm
I cuddled with Scott Eastwood because the voices in my head told me so
Piglove
11/18/2016 at 9:23 am
Snorts with piggy laughter! I love it. Scott Eastwood is a very popular guy on this. XOXO – Bacon