Let’s Party – What’s Your Band Name?

  Oh, this is going to be good my friends.  I saw this on Facebook a couple of weeks ago and couldn’t resist in sharing with all of my blogville friends.  Snorts – let the party begin – what is *your* band name?

Mine – of course I don’t wear underwear but my body is black.  The last thing I ate was Cheerios.  So my band name is The Black Cheerios.  Sounds kind of goth huh?

Houdini – no underwear but he’s gray.  He had duck.  The Gray Ducks.  Classical?

Mouse Girl – she’s black/white.  She had Iams.  Black and White Iams?  Shaking my head.

Hemi – He’s Orange and he ate some of dad’s chips a while ago.  The Orange Chips.

Now here come the good ones – mom and dad – snorts with piggy laughter.  I can’t resist including them.

Dad ate some chips – Sour Cream and Onion to be exact and his undies are gray… I know because I watched him put them on – snorts.  The Gray Chips (sounds old huh?) or The Gray Sour Cream and Onion

Mom ate a biscuit and I saw those fluorescent green undies this morning – hubba-hubba.  Her band name –

The Florescent Green Biscuit – go mom!

So what is *your* band name my friends?

 

I Found Mom’s Birthday Present

Okay her birthday is not until July but I found mom the *perfect* birthday present.  What do you think?  Daddy ordered them for me today with his credit card.  YIPPEE!!  I think this is by far the most perfect present I could have ever gotten her.  You know how much that woman loves the mouse – you know the real one.  Mickey Mouse.  She is going to go goo-goo gah-gah over this – squeals with delight.

But sshhh – don’t tell her.  It’s our little secret okay my friends.

 

I Can’t Breathe

Let the Games Begin!

This is one of my mom’s all time favorite commercials.  Here we are getting into the Christmas spirit.  Will it come out this year to play?  Will the bells ring?  Snorts – don’t you just love this?

AND UPDATE – we *thought* this was mom’s favorite commercial until we saw the newest edition.  Oh my pig!  I thought we were going to have to peel mom off of the ceiling.  She was jumping and laughing so hard asking daddy why HE didn’t try out for this years taping.  Oh my friends – help me – snorts

 

 

Mint Farts for Christmas List?

Making my Christmas list now and adding this for dear daddy. Anyone on your list these too? I wonder if they come in different smells? Snorts.

 

Fundies

 Humans are weird.  Strange.  Bizarre.  I was looking at my ifunny ap on my iPad last night and came across this – Fundies.  Really?  Humans thought this up and wear these things?  To do what?  Play Bingo?  Shakes piggy head.  I don’t get it.  For more than obvious reasons of not wearing underwear.  Do you?  Snorts

 

In Honor of Mom – Let’s Have Some Fun

Let’s have some fun shall we?  Since mom *thinks* she is getting old, let’s make her laugh… hopefully she won’t break any ribs or fall out of her chair – snorts.

What is your “Band Name”?

I’ll go first.  Looks down at my underwear – snorts.  I’m not wearing any so I’ll go with black.  The last thing I ate was chicken.  Call my band – Black Chicken – PLOL (piggy laughing out loud).  Sounds kind of like hard rock to me.

Dad’s up next.  I’m peaking at his underwear.  They’re gray – sorry dad.  There’s no privacy here at the Hotel Thompson.  The last thing he ate was steak.  His band – Gray Steak.  Sounds tough – no pun intended.

Mom’s next.  This was a hard one.  I had to go sneak a peak.  She has on her Wonder Woman underoos.  They are blue and white.  The last thing she ate was fries.  Her band – Blue and White Fries.  Sounds country to me – you?

So there you go.  What is your band name?

 

 

I Can’t Breathe

I have to give three hooves up to K-Mart.  (I would give four hooves but I would tumble over – snorts).  On 11/18/2013, they came out with the *best* commercial that I’ve ever seen in my entire two years.  (Hey, two years is a long time in pig years my friends).

I like this commercial for several reasons.  First, there are Christmas bells.  Who doesn’t like Christmas jingles?  Second, it advertises Joe Boxer and he’s a cool dude.  Dad knows him well – snorts.  Third, this commercial makes my mommy laugh so hard that her entire body shakes.  Yep, SHAKES like Jell-O.  Therefore when something makes my mommy happy, I’m ecstatic my friends.  Am I right my fellow anipals?

Have you seen this commercial?  It has blossomed up some controversy over the internet.  To those people I gotta say lighten up a bit.  With as much drama as we have in the news these days, we need something to make us laugh a bit.  What do you think my friends?  Hooves up or down?

 

 

 

Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Hey – we’re just hanging around in underwear. I mean if the humans can do it, why can’t we, right? Signed – Trio Fruit of the Loom

Dear Trio Fruit of the Loom,

UUMM, okay. I completely understand. Some people here at the Hotel Thompson like to run around in their Fruit of the Looms too – not mentioning any names – snort snort dad snort snort. Whatever makes you comfortable, go for it my friends!

 

Dear Bacon,

Wwaattzz uupp? Hey we all gotta have some fun in life my friend. Take it from me, don’t sweat the small stuff. Turn it around and have fun. Life is WAY too short. Signed Monkey Man

Dear Monkey Man,

Hey, you’ve got the right view in life. I like that. Here’s a Waahhhatt’ss uuupp back at you. Keep cheerful Monkey Man!

 

Dear Bacon,

Hey look. I don’t want any problems here. I just want to eat my little bamboo stem in peace and walk away. I’m not trying to cause any problems. Okay? Signed Panda Express

Dear Panda Express,

Why am I craving Chinese food now all of a sudden? I don’t get it. I have no problems with your little snack man. You go right ahead and eat that piece of grass bamboo. I’m more of a fruits and veggies kind of piggy any who. Good eats and take care my friend!

 

Dear Bacon,

Do you know how hard it is to write that great American novel? This is me on my thinking beanie bag with my books and laptop. Sometimes it is so hard to concentrate. What do I do for inspiration? Signed Next Great American Dog Writer

Dear Next Great American Dog Writer,

I do really understand your dilemma. It’s hard to be a writer. I know first hand from my experience in writing my blogs. The clue is to never give up. Inspiration comes to you when you are least expecting it. Sometimes I find it from watching television or watching the humans around here at the Hotel Thompson. When something hits you, write it down as a ‘go to’ when you are least inspired. Keep writing my friend.

 

Dear Bacon,

Sometimes one has to sit back, let it all out and meditate to take away the stress from the day. Do you ever do this? Signed Lemur Lips

Dear Lemur Lips,

Yes. I do meditate and I have even attempted piggy yoga at times. I’ve never let myself go as far as you have my friend. My tongue doesn’t stick out. Although you have quite an interesting and long tongue, I just don’t think mine would meet the standard. Keep destressing my friend!

 

Remember friends – keep sending your pictures and questions to me at baconthompson@gmail.com