Bad Poetry Day

18 Aug

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

Today is a day that was made for the most of us – Bad Poetry Day.  There are some that just couldn’t make a rhyme if their life depended on it.  That would be most of us here at the Hotel Thompson.  We are just not made that way.  But knowing that, we still had to publish Bad Poetry Day – a day that is perfect for us.  So my friends, I present to you our edition of Bad Poetry Day.  Forgive us now okay.

There once was a pig named Bacon

who wasn’t your standard pig at all.

His heart was always breakin’

because he didn’t have the gall.

The gall to ask Miss Piggy

to marry him and make his day.

He kept sayin’ it was no biggie

But his heart was always flown astray. 


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16 responses to “Bad Poetry Day

  1. onespoiledcat

    08/18/2016 at 1:02 pm

    Awwwwww…broken-hearted Bacon…..I am SURE that Miss Piggy would fall madly in love with you if she knew about you, I don’t think this is a BAD poem at all……’s fab!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      08/18/2016 at 1:41 pm

      aaww shuffles hooves. Thanks cousin. My heart is and will always be with my first love, Miss Piggy. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    08/18/2016 at 1:29 pm

    Aww Bacon I am sure Miss piggy would just love you if you asked her,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      08/18/2016 at 1:41 pm

      I’ve sent her letters.. no replies. Darn that little green frog! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. databbiesotrouttowne

    08/18/2016 at 2:05 pm

    dood…we think yur poem rocks N we bet miss piggy wood think sew two ~~~~~ ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      08/18/2016 at 2:35 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. franhunne4u

    08/18/2016 at 2:20 pm

    There once was a Bacon in the US of A
    whose wandering thoughts always went astray
    he tried hard to catch up
    and tried hard to match up
    but did he succeed? No way!

    We call this a limerick, my friend. It’s usually a little more naughty than this.

    There once was a girl named June
    who danced when she heard a tune
    she danced waltzes and tango
    and even Fandango
    but then she sang and the fun ended soon.

    There once was a squirrel named Rocky
    who behaved in a way we call cocky
    he chatted up birds
    and called them his girls
    till the rooster came round and knocked he

    There once was a cat named Hemingway
    who heard about suicidal lemmings, ey
    so he put up a sign
    “Polish my teeth till they shine”
    but none of those lemmings went this way

    There once was a dog called Houdini
    who loved his fur well groomed and clean-y
    he went to the barber
    the one in the harbour
    as they knew there how to deal with a meany.

    I think I have run out of inspiration now … And if some things do not rhyme well – after all this is BAD poetry day!

    • Piglove

      08/18/2016 at 2:36 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. BRAVO – BRAVO my sweet friend. Fantastic you are on this day! XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        08/18/2016 at 2:46 pm

        *takes a bow*
        I’m here all week.

  5. jansfunnyfarm

    08/18/2016 at 3:58 pm

    Uh, what can we say? We admire your courage! Yes, that’s it. We admire your courage. 🙂

    We can tell you had fun with this. We do too at times.

    • Piglove

      08/18/2016 at 4:55 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    08/18/2016 at 5:28 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poetry sucks
    So this rhyme is through!

    • Piglove

      08/19/2016 at 10:21 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. So awesome my evil friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    08/19/2016 at 5:13 pm

    Say rocky that iss a purrty good poe-em…
    Bet mee Unccle Bacon like id ALOT!!!
    **paw patsss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  8. gentlestitches

    08/19/2016 at 7:05 pm

    Great poem. If she met you she would love you. Here is mine.

    I have my very own piggynew
    Bacon is his name.
    pattern writing he inspired me to,
    and now my designs have acclaim.

    (thousands not millions but not too shabby!) ❤

    • Piglove

      08/19/2016 at 7:52 pm

      Aaww. I love you Auntie Sharon. That’s the bestest! XOXO – Bacon


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