Think about it. Life revolves around food. Food revolves around chocolate. Chocolate is good and yummy. Thus life is good around candy bars. Which candy bar would best describe you? Can you believe mom called me Chunky? Snorts – she can get away with it. She called daddy a Snickers. Daddy called mom Nutrageous. And the purr things here – well they’re Whatchamacallits – double snorts.