Spies Like Us – REMINDER

FELLOW ANIPALS – Now is the time to send your humans out of the room – this post is just for us – anipals UNITE!

 Forrest and I have been talking this morning.  The deadline for Spies Like Us is this Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014.

Entries can be sent to my email at baconthompson@gmail.com

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We really need your help my fellow anipals.  Our humans do this to us all of the time.  They take pictures of us in compromising pictures and send them all over the world for everyone to see. You know they do it!  Heck, we all know they do it.  You’ve seen my Dear Bacon issues on Tuesdays.  *Now* is the time to get those humans of ours back.  SPIES LIKE US are made for well US.

Take that picture or video of your human doing something so crazy and send it to me by Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014.  Me and Forrest need YOU for this my anipals.  Put on those cameras… tip toe through the house as stealth and quiet as you can… send those submissions in to me.  

Me and Forrest will post later on in the month of August for the voting to begin.  WE CAN DO THIS!

 

Did You Hear That Silence?

   Awesome – there was a silence that I believed went around the world last night.  It started here at the Hotel Thompson.  It was like you could see it in slow motion from outside of your body.  The silence went through the house, around the house and then further out into the unknown traveling at the speed of light until the entire world heard silence.  Did you hear it?  Maybe you did and you just didn’t realize it?  Okay you’re asking yourself, “Pig, what happened?”  I’m glad you asked because I’m going to tell you – snorts.

We were all in the living room doing what we do every night.  You know camping out on the sofa’s, playing games and watching the television.  Daddy asked mommy a question.  You see when he does this, it usually means trouble.  Why do you ask?  Because usually daddy doesn’t know the answer but when mommy tells him her answer he usually doesn’t believe it until proven wrong.  This has been going on for a while now – rolls piggy eyes.  That father of mine – trouble maker #01 okay.

Mommy has had enough of the twenty question game – snorts.  So daddy pops out this question.  Mommy tells him the answer.  Of course daddy tells her she’s wrong but yet again he doesn’t know the ‘correct’ answer.  So mommy does what she does best – she Googles it.  << by the way, thanks Google>>

She finds the answer and tells daddy the answer.  Then something amazing happened.  I’m so glad that I was there to witness this cause friends I’m telling you it was GREAT.  Daddy told mommy those three little words that girls go crazy over.  He said it with so much sincerity and so much ❤ .  Even I was in awe – they almost melted my little piggy ❤ .  Of course those three little words just melted mom down to the core.  He said, “I was wrong.”

It just made me think of the phrase, “When Pigs Fly” snorts.  But do you know what was more important?  What was more fascinating?  What was more heart stopping than those three words?  They were followed by three more words that would make any woman’s heart stomp thumping.  They were, “You were right”.

OMP!  Has daddy been reading books on how to get your woman to fall in love with you all over again?  Bravo daddy – Bravo.  I wouldn’t have believed it myself if I didn’t witness it my friends.

 

7 Weeks of Weird

Today my new friend here is highlighting 7 weeks of weird in “Weirdest Way You’ve Earned Money”.

Now this week is a little more difficult.  WOW – the weirdest way I’ve earned money.  It took me a LOT of thinking on this.  I mean for obvious reasons – snorts – I personally don’t need money.  I just use mom/dad’s credit cards 🙂  But there are times that daddy has told me to step up to the plate to keep me in piggy chow.  I mean I don’t need green backs but I can be paid in other ways concerning my pot-belly.  Let’s review what I’ve done the past several piggy years shall we.

When mom’s friends have parties for their children, sometimes they ask mom to bring me over.  I get to walk around snorting and having a fun time.  The kids love playing with me.  I usually get paid in food.  I’ve gotten entire watermelons, squash, lettuce and carrots.  Hey – I was a happy piggy 🙂

Daddy’s weirdest job he ever had?  He worked many years in a mental health institution.  The stories he can tell – snorts!  They would blow your mind.

Mom’s weirdest job she ever had?  She used to work as a phone operator in an answering service.  She has a great voice – 🙂