Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

My humans – rolls eyes although you can’t see that through these stupid glasses.  Really?  They have no forms of entertainment but to make the dog look stupid?  They must pay.  Any ideas?  Signed Blood Shot

Dear Blood Shot,

You have to admit it’s kind of cute my friend.  But if you are insistent upon pay back, might I make a suggestion?  Tonight when your humans are asleep, put said glasses on their face.  Then take a picture and send it in to make Christmas cards now.  Something about the early bird getting the worm. After that, we shall see if your humans do that to you again – snorts.  Have fun and be safe.

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Dear Bacon,

My get up and go has left the building.  It is gone.  Never to return again.  If you should find it, please return it.  Signed Down and Out

Dear Down and Out,

Perhaps you need to plug yourself in like that computer you are next to and recharge.  You’ll be as good as new afterwards my friend.

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 Dear Bacon,

The accommodations here are so lacking these days.  I’ve been waiting for my dinner for what seems like hours.  It’s so hard to find good help.  Do you ever have to wait for your chow?  I would open the can myself if I had thumbs.  Humans are so lucky to have those.  Signed Ready and Waiting

Dear Ready and Waiting,

You’re table manners and patience level are very high my friend.  I’m sure your dinner will be up shortly.  Maybe your humans have a guest cook tonight fixing you a master piece?  Perhaps Chef Gordon Ramsey is cooking for you?  You never know my friend.  Patience is a virtue.  I have to wait at times as well.  It just makes it all the better when food does arrive.  Hang in there!

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Dear Bacon,

Everyone always wonders who let the dogs out.  So annoying.  No one ever wonders who let the cats out.  Well I’m here to tell you today, it was me.  I let the cats out.  We went out and partied  like the pros we are.  How do you like that my friend?  Signed Meow Meow

Dear Meow,

Way to go my friend!  I will never look at the phrase and listen to that phrase the same way again.  Who let the cats out?!  YOU!  Snorts – I love that.

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Dear Bacon,

I don’t get it.  I got a new toy that I took to the park.  I was playing with it and all of the humans kept pointing at me and laughing.  I don’t get it.  What’s so funny about my new toy?  Signed Mick

Dear Mick,

Pardon me for just a second my friend.  Snorticles.  OMP (oh my pig!)  Maybe the humans think you are just one good looking little pooch?  Maybe they love your name – it’s so fitting?  Maybe that just admire your new toy so very much?  I wouldn’t worry too much about them.  You just enjoy your new toy!

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