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Dear Bacon

19 Aug

20140719-222653-80813473.jpgDear Bacon,

My humans – rolls eyes although you can’t see that through these stupid glasses.  Really?  They have no forms of entertainment but to make the dog look stupid?  They must pay.  Any ideas?  Signed Blood Shot

Dear Blood Shot,

You have to admit it’s kind of cute my friend.  But if you are insistent upon pay back, might I make a suggestion?  Tonight when your humans are asleep, put said glasses on their face.  Then take a picture and send it in to make Christmas cards now.  Something about the early bird getting the worm. After that, we shall see if your humans do that to you again – snorts.  Have fun and be safe.

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20140719-222653-80813952.jpgDear Bacon,

My get up and go has left the building.  It is gone.  Never to return again.  If you should find it, please return it.  Signed Down and Out

Dear Down and Out,

Perhaps you need to plug yourself in like that computer you are next to and recharge.  You’ll be as good as new afterwards my friend.

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The accommodations here are so lacking these days.  I’ve been waiting for my dinner for what seems like hours.  It’s so hard to find good help.  Do you ever have to wait for your chow?  I would open the can myself if I had thumbs.  Humans are so lucky to have those.  Signed Ready and Waiting

Dear Ready and Waiting,

You’re table manners and patience level are very high my friend.  I’m sure your dinner will be up shortly.  Maybe your humans have a guest cook tonight fixing you a master piece?  Perhaps Chef Gordon Ramsey is cooking for you?  You never know my friend.  Patience is a virtue.  I have to wait at times as well.  It just makes it all the better when food does arrive.  Hang in there!

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Dear Bacon,

Everyone always wonders who let the dogs out.  So annoying.  No one ever wonders who let the cats out.  Well I’m here to tell you today, it was me.  I let the cats out.  We went out and partied  like the pros we are.  How do you like that my friend?  Signed Meow Meow

Dear Meow,

Way to go my friend!  I will never look at the phrase and listen to that phrase the same way again.  Who let the cats out?!  YOU!  Snorts – I love that.

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Dear Bacon,

I don’t get it.  I got a new toy that I took to the park.  I was playing with it and all of the humans kept pointing at me and laughing.  I don’t get it.  What’s so funny about my new toy?  Signed Mick

Dear Mick,

Pardon me for just a second my friend.  Snorticles.  OMP (oh my pig!)  Maybe the humans think you are just one good looking little pooch?  Maybe they love your name – it’s so fitting?  Maybe that just admire your new toy so very much?  I wouldn’t worry too much about them.  You just enjoy your new toy!

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Remember my friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without you!  Please continue to send your pictures and questions to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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32 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Sand Spring Chesapeakes

    08/19/2014 at 1:08 am

    LMAO, thank you for the smiles!

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:47 am

      AAWW – you are so welcome. That’s the entire point of Dear Bacon – to bring a smile to everyone’s face! ❤ you. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. MichelleMarie

    08/19/2014 at 1:11 am

    Bacon you have some cool friends that know how to party down and dance! 😀 xox

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:47 am

      Snorts. I like to think so too my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. wallaceandsamuel

    08/19/2014 at 1:18 am

    *BBBBOL* oh dear Bacon, you had some real doozies today!! Mom PROMISED (crossed her heart and everything) that we’d have our answers to you by no later than this Sunday, hope that is ok?
    Wally & Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:48 am

      That’s fine my friends. Very fine indeed. It’s going to be a great September on Dear Bacon with all of my friends stepping in for me. You’re up first – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. sunsetdragon

    08/19/2014 at 2:46 am

    Always enjoy your Dear Bacon sweet bacon.

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:49 am

      aaww – thanks my sweet dear friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Molly The Wally

    08/19/2014 at 5:30 am

    LOL reminds of the poem when your get up and go has got and went. LOL Mick. Well funny. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:49 am

      Snorts – thanks sweet Molly!! Have an awesome day! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. onespoiledcat

    08/19/2014 at 5:43 am

    HAHAHAHAHA……..another “Dear Bacon” with you solving some serious issues for the animals of the blogosphere….where would we be without you??!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:50 am

      Aaaww – Cousin Sammy you are so *good* to me! ❤ you!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/19/2014 at 6:32 am

    GAH! That mouth toy is priceless! I identify with ReadyandWaiting. I ALWAYS have to wait for my dinner.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:50 am

      Snorticles. My humans sometimes make me wait – but I let them know real quick how unhappy that makes me – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. The Canadian Cats

    08/19/2014 at 7:03 am

    hahaha…*sniff* What advice my friend! These anipals have real problems. You however have put their minds at rest or at least put their problems in perspective. Thanks for the giggle, Bacon.

    Sloppy licks,

    Shoko

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:51 am

      aaww thank you my sweet friends. I hope you got my email the other night – winks winks. ❤ you two! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Reilly & Denny

    08/19/2014 at 7:09 am

    We sympathize with Dear Get up and Go – we know that feeling well round here

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 9:51 am

      Snorts – so does my mommy lately 🙂 Hogs and snout kisses my sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. mythreemoggies

    08/19/2014 at 9:37 am

    We need to work on questions 🙂

     
  11. baileyboatcat

    08/19/2014 at 10:26 am

    Get up and Go looks super comfy! Mick is adorable! tehehe! thank you Bacon!

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 10:31 am

      Thank you my sweet Bailey!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    08/19/2014 at 10:46 am

    Yow Baconb de iz sum funny letturz to ya n dem pix iz heelareeuss…Phankz fer startin our day wif a guud laf!!
    (Mum’s eyez all puffy frum da Pinty Eye n she iz mizerable) 😦
    Iz allwayz sumfing!
    Lub Nylablue xxxxx

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 10:52 am

      aww – poor mom!! Please give her some hogs and snout kisses for us. We are sending you some healing vibes!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    08/19/2014 at 12:00 pm

    MOL “pinty” eye…oh me Kat!! me meant PINK eye…she cannot see to type too guud…diz iz gonna bee a fun day fer shure 😉
    Mum haz “Squinty Pinty” eye ROFWL 🙂
    Lub Nylablue xxx

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 12:11 pm

      Snorts – what’s so bad my sweet purr thing is that *I* understood what you were saying – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

       
  14. Nylabluesmum

    08/19/2014 at 1:10 pm

    ROFWL>>>oh cannot catch me breath!!!!
    Mum iz roarin wif lafftur too….
    Iz BERY funny ya all can understand her miss typin…..**wipez teerz of lafftur frum eyez**
    Me told Mum me take over da typin….
    Mum n her “Pinty Eye”…..MOL/PLOL…
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
  15. purrfectkitties

    08/19/2014 at 3:22 pm

    Bwahahaha… so funny! Thanks for the chuckles, sweetie! 😀 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 4:03 pm

      Thanks ya’ll!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. Marty the Manx

    08/19/2014 at 8:50 pm

    MOL MOL! These are great ones, love the pics!!!

     
    • PigLove

      08/19/2014 at 8:52 pm

      Snorts. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  17. evilsquirrel13

    08/20/2014 at 11:31 am

    LOL as always!

    A note to Ready and Waiting…. his manners are not quite perfect! Maybe he’ll get his dinner as soon as he gets those elbows off the table!

     
    • PigLove

      08/20/2014 at 12:07 pm

      Snorticles – that is so very true my friend. Tsk-tsk the shame of him doing such… especially here in the south. Just not right – nope it isn’t – shaking piggy head. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       

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