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Dear Stuart – SPECIAL ISSUE

17 Jun

This week, we have a wonderful guest helping out with our Dear Bacon issue.  This week, my pal Stuart is stepping in for me to do a special edition of Dear Stuart.  Be sure to visit him at his blog and check him out – let him know what a great job he did – thanks Stuart!

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Dear Stuart,
My brother never misses a photo opportunity. People think he’s so happy. What they don’t realize is that during these happy times, he is letting out gas. Sometimes they’re SBD’s (silent but deadly). What’s a dog to do on the receiving end of this happiness? Signed Not So Happy

Dear Not So Happy,
Relish in the smells of life my friend!  You never know what funny memories you might conjure up as the four-legged ones try to figure out whodunit.  Just be sure they don’t think it’s YOU who’s passing along these little morsels of love.  Think of it this way:  perhaps Pharrell passed gas when he was H-A-P-P-Y.  That made him lots of money.  Smile along with your brother and maybe pass some gas of your own!  That’s what I do and I don’t even have a brother!  ArOOO, Stuart

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Dear Stuart,
Is it safe? My human was riding their electronic broom around the house again. You know what I’m talking about. It makes a lot of noise and they say they are cleaning. I’m afraid if I get too close it will suck me up. Are you afraid of that thing? Any tips for me. Signed Scared in Black

Dear Scared in Black,
Be afraid.  Very afraid.  The electric broom goes by many aliases – Vacula, Vacooom, The Bad Machine…. they call it these things for a reason.  It WILL suck you up.  Steer clear.  I do.  Vrooom, Vrooom Stu

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Dear Stuart,
They see me rolling and they’re hating. Can’t help it that my humans trust me behind the wheel. It’s a great way to pick up chicks. Do you know of any other way? Signed Boat Magnet

Dear Boat Magnet,
Well now, you’re looking mighty macho there Boat Magnet. Sweet. Too bad I’d sink like a bag of cement if I were to accompany you on your maritime hook-up runs. One wrong move and I’d be overboard. And not in a good way. Otherwise, I’d be right there beside you. Helping you navigate toward the more demure of the feminine species.   Funny you ask if I know of any other way to attract the fair sex. Well, actually, my Shepherd friend, I don’t have to do anything at all. Just be me. That’s all there is to it. Try it. You’d be surprised. Just show your belly and they come running. Let me know how it works for you, K?  Your friend, Chick Magnet Stuart

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Dear Stuart,
I’m just not that kind or monkey. I don’t like to get wet. I wanted sushi and thought I could use this bamboo stick. Is there anything you don’t like that’s typically normal? Signed Sushkey

Sushkey! Stay outta those trees! Squirrels fall from trees sometimes where I live. I’d hate to have you take a tumble and hurt yourself. Nothing’s worth that my near-human-mammal-furiend. Not even sushi. Which I don’t like, by the way. I’m more of a vegetarian. Like you. Perhaps we should dine together in the near future? Since I don’t travel from limb to limb, you’ll have to do the Tarzan thing and swing over to my place. Green beans all the way around!  To answer your question….I typically don’t like things that others do. Guess I’m not a normal scottie?  ArOOO, Stuart

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Dear Stuart,
Why? Why does this happen to me every single time. The cat takes my bed and leaves me with something I can barely put my fanny in. What’s a pooch to do? Help please. Signed Distressed Doggy

Oh Distressed Doggy,

I feel your pain. When I have visitors sometimes, I get pushed out of my own comfort spots. But, here’s what I do. I let the intruders know that I’m NOT HAPPY. Bark at them. Nip at them. Stuff like that. The idea is, to get your peeps to think you’re going t devour the cat. And you know that’s not gonna happen. Then, you’ll get your bed back. Trust me. And if that doesn’t work? Then, well, then really eat the cat. ArOOOO! Stuart

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Remember friends – send your pictures and questions to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

We can’t have a weekly Dear Bacon issue without YOU!

 
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36 responses to “Dear Stuart – SPECIAL ISSUE

  1. sunsetdragon

    06/17/2014 at 1:08 am

    Well done Stewart.

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 5:45 am

      He did do a fantastic job didn’t he? XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    06/17/2014 at 5:54 am

    hahaha bet the middle name of Not So Happy’s bro is “selfie” lol
    Great works Stuart Arooooo!
    btw: my dad feels with Distressed Doggy, he has the same problem :o)

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 7:18 am

      Snorts!! I hope y’all are feeling better today my friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Molly The Wally

    06/17/2014 at 6:24 am

    Well done to Stewart and too right about the vacula. Those are evil fur sucker thingies for sure. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 7:19 am

      I’m not a big fan of them either my sweet Molly. Not at all. XOXO – Bacon

       
    • majormanafemale

      11/26/2014 at 6:14 am

      I am human and even I hate their noise I much prefer old fashion push carpet sweeper with no motor.

       
  4. winterblueangel

    06/17/2014 at 8:22 am

    Very nice edition! Informative and entertaining, maybe you should NOT eat the cat. From my (unbiased) opinion. 😛

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 8:35 am

      Snorts. This is true for “most” cats like you 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Boomdeeadda

    06/17/2014 at 8:48 am

    Excellent questions and answers except for the one about eating the cat. Gads, maybe just climbing in beside kitty. I bet she’d move on….LOL

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 8:56 am

      Snorts – you are probably right. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Jovina Coughlin

    06/17/2014 at 8:59 am

    Love that smile

     
  7. katsrus

    06/17/2014 at 9:22 am

    Did a great job. The first one really cracked me up. Farts are always funny at our house. LOL.
    Sue B

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 9:53 am

      Snorts – ours too! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. The Scottie Chronicles

    06/17/2014 at 9:36 am

    First, Bacon, my porcine pal, thank you for the honor of taking your Dear Bacon questions today. I’m always happy to help a pal in need. Loved doing it for you and yours.

    Secondly, y’all KNOW I WOULD NEVER REALLY EAT A CAT. Really. I wouldn’t. Really.

    Toodledo! Stuart

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 9:53 am

      Snorts – we know my friend. It’s all fun and games. We would never believe that for one single minute! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Kathryn McCullough

    06/17/2014 at 9:49 am

    Well done!

    And sorry to have been gone recently. We were without internet for two weeks, and then I traveled to the US for nearly another two. So glad to be home in Cuenca again!

    Hugs from Ecuador,
    Kathy

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 9:54 am

      aaww – I’ve missed you my sweet dear friend!!! Welcome back. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. evilsquirrel13

    06/17/2014 at 9:59 am

    Sushkey looks like he’s learned a few tricks from us squirrels when we need to raid a hard to reach birdfeeder!

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 10:13 am

      Snorts. That is so very true! XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. purrfectkitties

    06/17/2014 at 1:56 pm

    Eat the cat?! What the…!!! He was kidding, right? RIGHT??? MOL 😉 Great edition, sweetie! xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 3:33 pm

      Snorts – Yeppers. He was just kidding. Stuart wouldn’t hurt a fly – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Misaki

    06/17/2014 at 3:22 pm

    Nice one Stuart!

     
  13. Kuruk

    06/17/2014 at 4:29 pm

    Woohoooo Stu! Hey Bacon, I’d wuvwuvwuv to do a special edition toowoowoooo sometime! 😉

     
  14. Nylabluesmum

    06/17/2014 at 4:38 pm

    Well diz Stewart poochie iz bery bery clever izn’t he Bacon?? We must pop over n see what he lookz like n check him out….
    Much lub Nylablue n Mum too x0x0x0

     
    • PigLove

      06/17/2014 at 5:17 pm

      You must my sweet little purr thing. He’s a dear friend to us here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

       
  15. gentlestitches

    06/17/2014 at 7:01 pm

    Well done Stewart!

     
  16. dezizworld

    06/17/2014 at 11:58 pm

    OMC So cute. Well dun and good advice. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

     
    • PigLove

      06/18/2014 at 8:05 am

      Stuart did a fantastic job didn’t he my sweet? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • dezizworld

        06/18/2014 at 11:29 am

        Yep hims suwe did.

        Luv ya’

        Dezi

         
  17. Nylabluesmum

    06/18/2014 at 3:05 pm

    We DID pop over to Da Scottie Chronickelz n left sum guud werdz. If we cuud follow him we wuud butt me n Mum haz so many bloggiez now it iz too much fer us.
    We do hope we see Stewart here again tho’…
    Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤

     
    • PigLove

      06/18/2014 at 3:10 pm

      I’m sure he will be here my sweets. XOXO – Bacon

       
  18. angelswhisper2011

    06/19/2014 at 3:15 am

    MOL MOL MOL The poor cat … 😀 OMC do we love your questions and answers 😀 Extra Pawkisses for that 🙂

     
    • PigLove

      06/19/2014 at 9:17 am

      Stuart did an absolutely fantastic job with these series of letters this week. But stay tuned in the next couple of weeks. All I can say is OMP (Oh my pig!) Wait until you see some of the recent letters we have received here at the Hotel Thompson. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  19. majormanafemale

    11/26/2014 at 6:11 am

    I have a better suggestion for distressed doggy curl up with the kitty that big bed looks plenty big enough for 2 of you and your humans will think it is so precious

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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