Oh my! My sweet precious snugglebug girlfriend Nylablue sent me this email last week. I was horrified to know that a Peeping Tom was active in the area. Heck, I had to ask mom what a Peeping Tom was and then I was shocked. There better not be a Peeping Tom watching my sweet purr thing. This is what Nylalove’s email said:
“This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been seeing a Peeping Tom that lives next door. Every time she goes out on her balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini, this Peeping Tom looks over from his balcony as soon as she removes her top and stares at her. She has complained to the superintendent about this Peeping Tom but he says she must have positive proof before he can do a thing. She FINALLY got a picture of him while he was staring at her.”
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Insert the theme music to Mission Impossible. Insert the Bond music. Insert any kind of secret pig music you can think of – snorts. I’ve thought long and hard about ‘The Great Pig Escape’. Let me explain and tell you the plan.
Nana lives TEN houses up from the Hotel Thompson. Nana *always* gives me treats and LOTS of them. I took an aerial view of my hood – don’t ask how cause I’m still dizzy from it. I can wait until mom tucks me in for the night. I can wait until I hear daddy snoring. I can then sneak out of the Hotel Thompson at night and blend in to the outside. I can take the pink arrowed path up to Nana’s and ring her doorbell. Of course she will let me in. I mean it’s only dark, she can’t see me through the peep hole but if I snort she’ll recognize me. I can get my share of treats and be back home in bed before mom and dad know I’m PMIA (Piggy Missing in Action).
I don’t need a costume. With my black fur, I can blend into the night and be one with my ninja skills. I can take the road therefore my hooves don’t have to touch grass. I can wear my fanny pack and put my house key in it as well as other snacks that Nana sends me back home with.
What could possibly go wrong?
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