What’s In The Box?

07 Sep

Cough-snort-oink – guess where Bashful landed this time? Oh-la-la Let the party begin my friends! XOXO – Bacon

Evil Squirrel's Nest


APPLEJACK: Mail call!

SCRATCHY: Dafuq is this shit?

PRINCESS LUNA: Knowing the hideous squirrel who inhabits this house, it could be almost anything.  Viagra…. a bomb… Jimmy Hoffa’s body…

SCRATCHY: Dude, there might be some really nasty sex toys in here (I hope, I hope!)

TWILIGHT: Well, there’s no use taking wild guesses as to what this surprise is.  We need to open it!

AJ: Got that taken care of, Sugarcube!


Applejack proceeds to gnaw on the corner of the package

AJ: Mmmmm, this tastes better than envelope glue!

TWILIGHT: You know, silly filly, there’s a better way to open the box!

LUNA: Explosives?

SCRATCHY: Cuz I’m TNT!  I’m Dyno-mite!!!

TWILIGHT: No no no!  Evil Squirrel works at Mecca, and you know what all Mecca employees have!



TWILIGHT: Maybe…. but they also have box cutters!

LUNA: It’s a wonder our national security hasn’t been threatened already by this…

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Posted by on 09/07/2016 in Bacon, Pet Rocks


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8 responses to “What’s In The Box?

  1. easyweimaraner

    09/07/2016 at 12:00 pm

    Oh that was a surprise… maybe he brings Buster home to the howltel thompson?

    • Piglove

      09/07/2016 at 12:01 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. There is no telling brother. That rock likes to roll and pawty! XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    09/07/2016 at 12:27 pm

    OMB how exciting,I can’t wait to see what’s in there,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      09/07/2016 at 12:34 pm

      I know! Hilarious for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  3. angelswhisper2011

    09/07/2016 at 4:23 pm

    How cute, the little ponies are back 😀 Pawkiss 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      09/07/2016 at 4:24 pm

      YES! I’m sure my little guy Bacon will have the bestest time their at the nest. XOXO – Bacon

  4. databbiesotrouttowne

    09/07/2016 at 5:19 pm

    bacon…dood….we guarunteez ody, biskit & dad… troo lee will N joyz de contentz bashful
    packed in hiz soot case ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺

    • Piglove

      09/08/2016 at 9:58 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think they might too!! XOXO – Bacon


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