Cough-snort-oink – guess where Bashful landed this time? Oh-la-la Let the party begin my friends! XOXO – Bacon
APPLEJACK: Mail call!
SCRATCHY: Dafuq is this shit?
PRINCESS LUNA: Knowing the hideous squirrel who inhabits this house, it could be almost anything. Viagra…. a bomb… Jimmy Hoffa’s body…
SCRATCHY: Dude, there might be some really nasty sex toys in here (I hope, I hope!)
TWILIGHT: Well, there’s no use taking wild guesses as to what this surprise is. We need to open it!
AJ: Got that taken care of, Sugarcube!
Applejack proceeds to gnaw on the corner of the package
AJ: Mmmmm, this tastes better than envelope glue!
TWILIGHT: You know, silly filly, there’s a better way to open the box!
SCRATCHY: Cuz I’m TNT! I’m Dyno-mite!!!
TWILIGHT: No no no! Evil Squirrel works at Mecca, and you know what all Mecca employees have!
TWILIGHT: Maybe…. but they also have box cutters!
LUNA: It’s a wonder our national security hasn’t been threatened already by this…
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