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Dear Bacon

29 May

 

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Dear Bacon – I’ve been hiding most of the day from my brother.  I ate his breakfast.  There I admit it.  I ate his breakfast.  So what.  He snoozed and he lost.  Now though, I feel like he’s been stalking me all day.  Every time I turn around, I can feel him watching me.  He’s watching me right now isn’t he?  Signed Big Trouble

Dear Big Trouble – Oh my friend.  There are just certain things in life that we don’t do.  Eating your brother’s food is one of them.  There will be something to pay for this.  You might as well just push your bowl of kibbles his way tonight to make up for it.  Trust me, with the evil look he is giving you, it might be the right move.


 20131208-205614.jpgDear Bacon – There’s a standing rule in this house whether your are anipal or human, when one is sleeping you do not wake them.  I have to go wizzle.  I’ve had this strange feeling for a LONG time.  But, as you can see kitty is sleeping on me.  If I move, she will wake.  If I wake her, she will be in a bad mood.  So I wait with this pained look on my face.  Signed Helpless.

Dear Signed Helpless – I know the feeling my friend.  Well personally I don’t know the feeling but my mom knows the feeling.  She has been in your position numerous times with one of us in her arms.  Just keep your head up and those legs tight.


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Dear Bacon – Who says that humans can be the only ones with teddy bears.  Here is mine.  He’s my buddy.  We go every where together.  We are playing patty cakes here in the picture.  He’s slow in catching the patterns but he will learn.  Signed Bear Times Two

Dear Bear Times Two – Hey my friend.  Nobody can say anything bad about this.  It’s totally cute!  You always have a friend with you.  Keep teaching him the patty cake song – he might just catch on soon.  Did you see the movie Ted?  It could happen!

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Dear Bacon – What?  It was Curious George and I am Curious too.  I want to know what made George so Curious.  He was totally full of fluff – I knew it.  Nothing between those ears but white fluff.  Guess he won’t be curious much longer huh?  Signed Curious Too

Dear Curious Too – Now the world knows.  White fluff is what put Curious George together.  Hilarious.  Looks like he might need some reconstruction surgery there.  Does your house have a BooBoo Facility like here at the Hotel Thompson?  If so, get him in surgery STAT.


  Dear Bacon – Am I the only dog that has a snake for a sister? I mean, I know we both have the same body type but this doesn’t seem natural to me.  I don’t think we look alike at all.  I’m so confused and a little scared.  Signed Confused Dog Brother to a Snake

Dear Confused Dog Brother to a Snake – WOW!  First off, we need to talk about you my friend.  Wipe that scared look right off of your face.  Dude up right now.  You are a MAN doggy.  Ssnnaakkee – is a girl.  You need to set up your area – start marking your territory.  Don’t let her know that you are scared of her… because personally I would be too but we are men anipals.  Show no fear.  Then work your sister to your advantage.  Treat her as such.  Most men take care of their sisters.  And in turn, they take care of YOU.  Who in the neighborhood is going to mess with YOU now?  If they do, bring your sister along.  I can assure you, you will be king of your hood.  Now, off you go to make nice with your ssiisstteerr.  Let me know how things work out for you okay.

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REMEMBER my friends – these weekly Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without YOU.  Please email me your letters and pictures – thanks!  ❤

 
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Posted by on 05/29/2018 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    05/29/2018 at 1:28 am

    I always wanted to know what is inside of George… now I know it’s just snow ;O)

     
    • Piglove

      05/29/2018 at 2:06 pm

      Fluff…. just like between daddy’s ears. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Amy

    05/29/2018 at 7:28 am

    Poor helpless looks like she is about to burst. She’d better wake the purr thing and hit the yard fast.
    And perhaps it would help Confused to know that his sissster is a cold-blooded reptile….just sayin’.

     
    • Piglove

      05/29/2018 at 2:07 pm

      I really feel bad for Confused. I’m just not sure how I would react… really. Shivers to mergatroid. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Cupcake

    05/29/2018 at 9:34 am

    I agree with B, Big Trouble. Give up the kibbles, later. Save yourself! That guy looks shady.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      05/29/2018 at 2:07 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    05/29/2018 at 2:15 pm

    Dear Curious Too…guess we can conclude George is no longer curious, is he? 😆

     
    • Piglove

      05/29/2018 at 3:19 pm

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. I do believe that is safe to assume now. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. anotherday2paradise

    05/29/2018 at 3:04 pm

    Bacon is so helpful and wise with his answers. I think if my Sammy squirrel could type, he would email to ask why he keeps getting chased off the bird feeder when the birds are allowed to swing on it all day long. 😀

     
    • Piglove

      05/29/2018 at 3:20 pm

      You know that’s a very important question. Are the humans leaving out food for the squirrels? Maybe they need their own feeder. You know it might just work. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • anotherday2paradise

        05/29/2018 at 3:31 pm

        We aren’t allowed to feed the wild animals in our community. I figured that birds aren’t really animals, so don’t count. 😀

         
      • Piglove

        05/30/2018 at 11:03 am

        I agree. Shakes head. Doesn’t count at all. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • anotherday2paradise

        05/30/2018 at 12:32 pm

        So glad you agree. 🙂 At least Sammy gets the seeds that fall to the ground.

         
      • Piglove

        05/30/2018 at 1:17 pm

        Exactly! Therefore you are not feeding him…. the birds are! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

         
  6. NylabluesMum

    05/30/2018 at 6:15 pm

    Mew mew mew mew ‘make nice with yur SSSSSSisfur….’ Unccle Bacon yur heelareeuss!!!!

     
    • Piglove

      05/31/2018 at 9:14 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I’m just glad that is his sister… not mine. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. evilsquirrel13

    05/31/2018 at 3:14 am

    I hope The Man in the Yellow Hat knows how to sew…

     
    • Piglove

      05/31/2018 at 9:30 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       

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