Oh No He Didn’t!

11 Dec

There I was this morning just like any other morning in my bedroom warm and tucked into bed.  I woke up because I knew through my internal alarm that it was time to get mommy up for her worky place.  I get out of bed, stretched and farted – what?  Doesn’t everybody do that?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

I went to get mommy up but her bedroom door was shut.  That’s when I heard someone in the kitchen.  I got kind of excited then because I thought mommy beat me out of bed and was cooking my breakfast.  I yawned and softly walked down the hall with my hooves tapping against the wood floors.

I get to the kitchen and guess what? The piggy gate is open.  That’s odd but then again mommy is up, right?  So I walk into the kitchen.  That’s when I started shivering.  I saw that evil Don Juan on the stove cooking.  He motioned for me to come on over cause he had my breakfast ready.  That six inch tall rat is going down for this!


Posted by on 12/11/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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19 responses to “Oh No He Didn’t!

  1. pattisj

    12/11/2015 at 1:47 pm

    Oh no! You’d better get over here now! I’ll send you a plane ticket. I trust you won’t have any problems getting through security?

    • Piglove

      12/11/2015 at 2:42 pm

      What’s to hide? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. onespoiledcat

    12/11/2015 at 2:10 pm

    Well Don knows how to start off your Friday with a BANG (or is it bacon?!).

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      12/11/2015 at 2:41 pm

      Oh cousin – this is scary. I’m almost afraid to sleep now – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. The Canadian Cats

    12/11/2015 at 3:26 pm

    The miserable son of a sea cook!! He has no feelings whatsoever.


    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:13 am

      No my friends. He does not. I hope he realizes that this means war. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Reilly & Denny

    12/11/2015 at 3:47 pm

    He is trouble for sure !

    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:14 am

      Yes. And us anipals are gathering together to come up with a plan for that Don Juan. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Kate Crimmins

    12/11/2015 at 7:17 pm

    But he made you breakfast!

    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:17 am

      Ha! Of my own kind. He is so going down. XOXO – Bacon

      • Kate Crimmins

        12/12/2015 at 10:36 am

        OMG! I missed that! I was……bacon! Down he goes!

      • Piglove

        12/12/2015 at 6:42 pm

        Exactly my sentiments. This means war – piggy style! XOXO – Bacon

  6. hairballexpress

    12/12/2015 at 12:38 am

    Mol! 😹

  7. speedyrabbit

    12/12/2015 at 2:09 am

    oh dear he’s really in trouble with Santa for this one,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:21 am

      Yes he is! XOXO – Bacon

  8. easyweimaraner

    12/12/2015 at 5:14 am

    Oh what a mean little stinker… I wonder what kind of toys his pawrents bought him as he was an elf-puppy… bet Garbage Patch Kids huh?

    • Piglove

      12/12/2015 at 10:24 am

      I think you’re right brother. This does mean pay back. That elf is going down! XOXO – Bacon

  9. gentlestitches

    12/12/2015 at 10:36 pm

    What a horror he is. You wait until he is asleep, wrap in a package, and send him one way to Timbuchtu! 😀

    • Piglove

      12/13/2015 at 2:16 pm

      Oh Auntie Sharon. He is so evil. We will get him back. You watch and see. XOXO – Bacon


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