So You’ve Got What!?

28 Feb

What the cream cheese?!   I’m serious.  My mom and dad do not find trouble.  Trouble finds them.  I’m serious.  You don’t believe me?  Okay.  Let me show you.

This is exhibit A.  This is a real book in the book store written by Ira Alterman. You see it was all innocent.  Mom and dad went to a vintage book store to find us anipals some new reading material for our bedtime stories.  That is when dad found this book.  Mom and dad had a fit and laughed like little kids.  I mean I don’t know what the big deal is really.  We do have a fat pussy here at the Hotel Thompson and her name is Mouse Girl.  Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter.

And no they didn’t buy the book.  Can you believe it was $100.00?!  Mom said they could keep the fat pussy.  Snorts!

What at is the craziest book title you have ever seen?



Posted by on 02/28/2015 in Bacon, Hemi and Mouse Girl


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22 responses to “So You’ve Got What!?

  1. Kate Crimmins

    02/28/2015 at 12:33 pm

    Perhaps I should write books with racy titles if they go for that much money!

    • PigLove

      03/02/2015 at 11:01 am

      Snorts – I know! Apparently this one is a vintage classic. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    02/28/2015 at 12:44 pm

    hahahah that’s great… but wow that book isn’t cheap huh? and I wonder why my dad laughs so silly… the craziest book I have is: The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit… mom read that always to me as I was a puppy… it was boring… the answer is: it was me!

  3. evilsquirrel13

    02/28/2015 at 10:17 pm

    I have a fat pussy and a skinny pussy. I wouldn’t spend that much money on a book about either of them, though!

    • PigLove

      03/02/2015 at 11:04 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. gentlestitches

    02/28/2015 at 11:49 pm

    LOL! ❤ 😀

  5. Molly The Wally

    03/01/2015 at 6:20 am

    Snorts to that one. The Sex Lives of Cannibals by J. Maarten Troost is our selection. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

    • PigLove

      03/02/2015 at 11:05 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. I’m off to check this book out. Sounds interesting! XOXO – Bacon

  6. speedyrabbit

    03/01/2015 at 6:49 am

    hehehehe that is hilarious Bacon,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      03/02/2015 at 11:06 am

      I couldn’t resist – that’s for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nikitaland

    03/02/2015 at 10:16 am

    It’s funny on the things that you two find in the stores! I can’t believe the book was that expensive! WOW! Who the heck would pay that much for a fat pussy, unless you are a high priced hooker in Las Vegas! Just sayin…. LOL

    • PigLove

      03/02/2015 at 11:33 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. My mom and dad going out is hilarious. Those two need a chaperone for sure. Apparently that book is a classic. Snorts. Who would have thought that? XOXO – Bacon

      • Nikitaland

        03/02/2015 at 12:39 pm

        I can only imagine being with your Mommy & Daddy in a store – – we would have a blast! I wonder if they walk into a store and think “what can we get into today?” Or does the fun just find them?

      • PigLove

        03/02/2015 at 1:42 pm

        Snorts – I think Trouble finds them. Really I do. It doesn’t matter where they go – it’s front and center. It’s definitely a blast for sure with those two – add you to the mix. OMP – that would be hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nikitaland

        03/02/2015 at 2:01 pm

        I think you should video your next shopping trip so we can see how trouble “finds” YOU!

      • PigLove

        03/02/2015 at 3:04 pm

        Deal. Hey – did you get my email earlier? XOXO – Bacon
        And P.S. You should be checking your snail mail too.

      • Nikitaland

        03/02/2015 at 3:52 pm

        I did get your email. Replied a little late, sorry. Cleaning the house today. Aw, I can’t wait for the postman now! He is really late today too.

      • PigLove

        03/02/2015 at 4:30 pm

        Snorticles. I was hoping something would surprise you 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  8. purrfectkitties

    03/02/2015 at 3:32 pm

    MOL 😆 Soooo funny!! (*chuckles*) Your mommy and daddy always come across the funniest things!! 😆 MUch love, Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      03/03/2015 at 9:38 am

      My mom and dad need a restraining order from the public! Snorts – they are always getting into trouble when they are out together without me. XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Canadian Cats

    03/02/2015 at 8:02 pm

    Well, is this peep bragging or complaining?

    • PigLove

      03/03/2015 at 9:40 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. Exactly! Too funny! XOXO – Bacon


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