Snowplow Blonde

Okay – my mom is down deep a blonde.  I saw this today and had to share.  Why?  Because it reminds me of my mom of course – snorts.  Hope you enjoy it.  Nothing personal to any blondes out there.  Really.

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot.  Do you want to follow me over to Best Buy?”

 

Mailing a Potato

Supposedly in the postal world – you can mail an actual potato.  I guess with enough stamps, you can mail anything.  But this intrigues me.  Can you really mail a potato?  I ❤ potatoes.  Of any kind.  Of any size.  Of any nationality.

Now with that being said, who wants to take a challenge and mail me a potato?  Do you really think it will work?  Anyone – anyone at all?

mmm – potatoes – hash browns – french fries – mashed potatoes – twice cooked baked potatoes – grilled mashed potatoes – home fries – crispy potato roast – scalloped potatoes –

do I need to go on?  mmm – potatoes